I just wanted to answer your review: Browsing-Lurker - Well I can see where you're coming from and everything, because obviously if Stan waaaas actually abused, then yes police and crap would be involved and all that jazz. But um.. dude, it's South Park lmao. since when do you ever see the show being realistic? It was all supposed to be a stupid humour thing going on, because Cartman likes to fuck things up and everyone gets angry and it's funny and stuff. But I appreciate you taking the time out for writing those long reviews and I thank you for the feedback
And thank you Icecubefrozen, that was lovely!
p.s: not all of these chapters are purposely funny, I just think up some weird things and stick them in hihihi
Craig's phone 2.
McCormick: hey craig
McCormick: craig
McCormick: hey, hey craig
McCormick: craig, craig hey
McCormick: hey craig
McCormick: stop ignoring me, you butt-crust
You: Go fuck yourself
McCormick: okay brb
McCormick: done
You: Slut
McCormick: well thats rude
You: What do you want
McCormick: a lot of things
McCormick: like food
McCormick: would I kill to have a burger right now
McCormick: like literally, I would kill myself for a hamburger
You: Why are you texting me, you're annoying as shit
McCormick: for that precise reason, craig
You: I know.
McCormick: hey craig, I got a good question for ya
You: Fuck off
McCormick: what do you put in a toaster
McCormick: ...
McCormick: ...
McCormick: okay, I'll give you a clue
McCormick: it's bread lmao
McCormick: get it?
McCormick: because normally people would say toast rofl
McCormick: okay, what about this
McCormick: instead of having headphones right
You: I don't fucking care.
McCormick: no, this is totally worth it, I promise you
McCormick: what if right
McCormick: stay with me here
McCormick: what if, that instead of having headphones to cover up noise
McCormick: listen to this,
McCormick: what about nosephones
McCormick: ya know.. to cover up the smell
McCormick: so you could literally like be in a sewer and instead of smelling the shit, you could smell hotdogs or flowers instead
McCormick: like ...?$#
McCormick: how crazy is that like come on
McCormick: and i'm here thinkin.. why aren't we funding this yet like seriously dude
McCormick: i'm not saying i'm stephen hawking or whateva but i'm pretty dam close, wouldn't ya say?
You: You're high, aren't you.
McCormick: um
McCormick: a little