Tequila? Anyone?

'Holy shit, he's actually holding his own very well!' Joseph mused as he observed Roman manhandle Ruby, Yang and Sun.

'That guy is trouble, I better think of how to-' his train of thought were cut short when he noticed an abandoned truck of...

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Ruby recoiled to the side with Sun. "He is good..." she mused.

"Tell me about it." her company agreed as they watch the orange haired thief smile.

"Hello~"

They heard a rather falsetto voice, and as they turned to the source they saw...

Joseph Joestar, wearing a scarf, a hat, a fucking bra, a skirt, high heels and make up.

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE is utterly speechless.

"What the-" the leader of the thief started but seemingly can't find the words to express his feelings about the absurdity of this situation.

"That's not very well mannered! You're a grown man, you shouldn't be fighting children~" the buff man in disguise continued.

"Make love, not war." he smiled and let's out a woman's laugh.

Actually, his disguise is a double edge sword since it also shocked his teammates to no end.

Joseph walked closer towards Roman, to which the thief suddenly braced himself on instinct.

"My, why are you so tense? I'm just a harmless young lady trying to play peacemaker." Joseph strutted towards the orange haired criminal in a way that would put runway models to fucking shame.

"S-Stay back! I warn you!"

Roman twirled and readied his cane.

"But I'm innocent!" but as Joseph went too close for comfort, Roman decided to whack him with a downward strike aiming for his head.

But JoJo smiled as he turned his hat to a fucking tortoise.

The cane hits the shell and Roman recoiled as a sharp pain stung his back.

"What the hell are you guys waiting for? Kick some ass!" Joseph turned and yelled at his team, to which they nodded silently.

Roman, who was snapped out of it, rubbed his back. "Heh... I was a little disappointed, I thought you are an incredibly formidable opponent, but now I witnessed the... Real you, I can rest well knowing you're no threat." he taunted.

"Oh? Really? I'm not the one rubbing my back in pain, Rohan~"

The thief raised his eyebrow at the mispronunciation of his name "Roha- ACK!"

But JoJo cut him off with a kick to the stomach.

He did Giorno's pose and said

"Let's dance!"

Using the distraction as her chance, Ruby launched herself with her gun scythe before aiming to slice Roman, but the thief is too nimble and knocked her back with the cane.

He tried to smack Joseph but he dodged and swayed back. Joseph tried to grab the cane but Roman kicked him. Joseph used it as the opportunity to turn his scarf to a cobra that tried to strike Roman. While the thief managed to dodge, he was incredibly surprised.

But then the cobra spat venom to his face to which he recoiled in disgust. Joseph frowned because it didn't went to his eyes like he intended.

Sun landed next to him and whacked him with his staff.

While Yang, Weiss and Blake did kept the White Fang lackeys in check, Two of them managed to snuck up on Joseph and held his arms tight.

Roman made quick work of Sun, knocking the faunus away.

"You have been an interesting company, Joestar!" he said rather quite annoyed as he wiped the cobra goo from his cheeks. He readied his cane as he walked towards the restrained Joestar.

"Hehe... Now you're gonna say: Keep em steady, boys. He's mine."

"Keep em steady, boys. He's mine." he gasped at the realization.

"Take a good look at my outfit, pervert! Did you honestly think I dressed like this for shits and giggles?" Joseph smiled as his bra turned to a pair of huge toads and leapt at Roman's face, making him scream.

"Get off me! I'm awesome!"

Joseph said as he tossed the two White Fang mooks holding him effortlessly as he moved in to finish Roman.

After getting the amphibians off, Roman yelled "NEO! STOP WATCHING AND GET YOURSELF INVOLVED, WILL YOU?"

"Got you!"

Ruby smiled as he and Joseph went in for the kill, but a strong hit pierced her aura and sent her flying to the side. Knocking her out.

"OH MY GOD!" Joseph exclaimed.

"Ruby!" Yang yelled as she punched away a mook.

Joseph was also sent flying to the water by the surprise attack of the unknown third party who arrived.

SPLASH*

Roman smirked but suddenly got kicked in the face by Sun.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT FLINGER!"

"Hey! Don't tempt me or I might just do that to you!" Sun smiled mockingly.

Yang used the distraction to carry Ruby and hid her inside one of the empty warehouses. Anger builds as she glared at the direction of the enemy.

Joseph gasped for air as he rose from the water and swam towards the land, hoisting himself up, he is only left with his boxers and heels as his skirt, bra and hat floated away.

"Ahh man, and I was starting to like those..." he coughed blood before turning to face the source of his pain. A young 4 and a half foot attractive woman with brown and pink hair wearing a variant of Roman's outfit.

"What? You jealous of my style?" Joseph said as he stood straight.

'Shit, I won't have alot of stuff to use Gold Experience with...'

The girl smirked as she held her parasol up.

"You smug b-" he groaned but then he closed his eyes.

Focus

Focus

'I wanna use Stone Free.'

He started producing hamon.

"Oh son of a-" he was whacked by her in the face.

Okay, NOW it's time to blue ball you.