Tattoo


AJ was woken up by a constant poking in her neck. She scrunched up her face and rolled over to see her husband giving her a glare.

"What?" she asked him

"We're going out" Punk said getting out of the bed without any further explanation.

AJ got dressed and followed Punk out of the house.

"Seriously where are we going?" AJ asked zipping up her jacket

"Not far" he said opening the door to the tattoo parlor downstairs from their home.

"Hey Punk" A heavily tattooed man greeted

"Hey Corey" Punk greeted shaking his hand "This is my wife" he introduced the two "AJ, Corey Graves is the best tattoo artist in Chicago"

"Best cover up artist" Corey corrected

"Oh" AJ smiled "I get it" she said looking at Punk

"Think you're ready to get rid of that tattoo yet?" Punk asked her "Or at least cover it up?"

"Yea" She said to him

"Mind if I take a look at what I'm working with?" Corey asked her

"Oh sure" She said turning so her back was towards him then lifted her hair.

"Alright I can work with this" Corey said to her "Anything in particular you want?"

"I actually have an idea" AJ said to him

"Great let's draw it up" Corey said to her "And you can check out some of the mock up designs I made for you" he said to Punk

"Awesome" Punk said to him "But I'll wait for AJ to finish up"

"I kind of want it to be a surprise" AJ smiled towards him

"Seriously?" He asked with a laugh

"Getting a tattoo is a very personal thing" Corey reminded Punk amused "Don't worry I won't hurt her" he said pulling AJ into the back.


Punk was sitting on the couch with AJ's legs draped over his lap as she laid on the couch and read. Every time AJ looked up from her book she caught Punk looking at her.

"What?" She asked closing her book

"I want to see it" He said to her

"When it's time to take the bandage off" AJ said to him "Be patient"

"That word is not in my vocabulary" He informed her "What's the big secret?"

"I want it to look good when the bandage come off" AJ said to him

"It's actually going to look scabby the longer you wait" Punk said to her

"I'm not sure you're going to like it" AJ admitted nervously

"Is it in tribute to someone you've slept with who isn't me?" Punk asked seriously and she rolled her eyes "Good I'll love it" He said to her

"How come you didn't get one?" AJ asked him "Corey said he drew things up for you"

"I want to wait to see what you got" Punk said to her "Maybe I'll get the same one"

"Isn't that kind of lame?" AJ asked him

"I have matching tattoos with a lot of people" Punk pointed out proudly and pointed to the heart on his arm "This one is the same one my mom has"

"Jennifer has a tattoo?" AJ asked with a laugh

"Yup on her ankle" Punk said to her "And the one behind my ear, Devon and Mia have the same one"

"That's actually really sweet" AJ smiled

"Dean and I both have this skull" Punk said to her

"How many girlfriends name have you covered up?" AJ questioned

"I don't do names" Punk said to her

"You don't have anyone's name tattooed on you?" she asked surprised

"Nope not one" He said almost proudly

"Why?" AJ asked him

"Honestly? I think it's a jinx" Punk admitted "And kind of tacky."

"I got your name" AJ blurted out and his face fell

"Well I didn't mean-" He started

"I'm just kidding" AJ laughed "Your face was priceless. And I just kind of figured you didn't put names of girlfriends on your body because you didn't have enough skin" she teased

"Wow" Punk laughed

"But seriously all your tattoos mean something to you and no one of them matches an ex?" AJ questioned

"A few" he admitted "But I don't see any of them anymore"

"Interesting" AJ mumbled picking up her book

"What?" Punk asked

"You don't see how hypocritically you are?" AJ asked looking down at her book and flipping the page

"How so?" he asked

"Are you kidding?" she laughed loudly "You couldn't stand the fact that I had a tattoo that matched another man's. The same exact you thing"

"It's different" He said simply with a shrug "I have hundreds of tattoos you on the other hand have just one"

"What does that matter?" AJ asked him

"No one even notices mine" Punk argued "I don't even remember half of them"

"But it's ok you match with some of your exes?" AJ asked shaking her head "It's wrong and you know it. Do you have one with Amy?"

"I don't really remember" he said lightly "It's really not a big deal. My tattoos tell a story"

"So did mine" AJ argued

"Yea yours said 'I fucked my druggie crush'" Punk spat "And why would you even want that on you? It was a pity fuck" he pointed out and he knew he pushed too far. She closed her book and stood up.

"I know what it was Phil" AJ said to him "I didn't want to have the tattoo anymore but I don't understand why you want to keep yours" she then walked up the stairs and he could hear the door slamming behind her.


AJ stayed inside the bedroom for most of the day. Punk had tried to get inside but she locked the door and refused to let him in. He really wanted to resolve this before they had to go to work.

"AJ" he knocked on the door lightly but she again didn't respond "We have to go to work. But if you want to stay home again tonight it's ok it should be quiet" he said thru the door "Look I'm sorry just come out" but again not a sound "You do know I can get in if I want right?" he asked her but was again greeted with silence "I'm just trying to work on that patience thing"

Punk waited another ten minutes before knocking again.

"I really have to go now" Punk said and to his surprise the door opened and his wife appeared at least he thought it was his wife. "Um…" he said eyeing her from her bare legs all the way up to her breasts that were pushed together and practically falling out of her tight cocktail dress. "I think you're a little overdressed for work but ok" he said trying to look at her face but his eyes kept falling to other parts.

"I'm not going to work" AJ informed him and he just eyed her strangely

"So where are you going? The corner?" He asked half seriously and she was ready to slam the bedroom door in his face but he laughed and grabbed the door before she could close it "I was kidding" he said to her amused "You look very pretty but where are we going?"

"You're going to work" AJ told him "I'm going out"

"Where are you going dressed like that?" Punk asked seriously

"Out with your sister and Maria" AJ said walking further into the bedroom trying not to trip in her heels. AJ's dress was a red lace that was pretty much see threw except at the bra and waist where there was black lining.

"No" He chuckled

"No?" She asked him as she applied red lipstick to herself and looked at him through the mirror.

"I'm sorry I didn't mean no" He apologized "You can do whatever you want" he corrected "Just not dressed like that"

"I spent two hours getting dressed" AJ informed him happily "I'm going out"

"Great, fine" he said encouragingly "I'll see you at the club then"

"So I can sit in front of your open window while Roman watches me and Dean refuses to let us leave the VIP area? No thank you" she smirked "I want to dance and have fun tonight" she said placing her lipstick in her small purse.

"Alright well just change then" He said to her

"That's not going to happen" she said to him as she took a stance that actually frightened him

"AJ you're not going out dressed like this" Punk said to her "You wear more to bed!"

"What's the matter? Afraid I'm going to go out looking for a pity fuck?" She asked folding her arms

"I get it" he smiled "I shouldn't have said it was insensitive"

"It hurt my feelings" AJ told him and he again felt guilt pang his body

"I apologize" he said to her

"Don't" She said walking over to the side table of their bed and grabbing her phone "It was true I mean Jeff told me the same thing a few weeks ago it doesn't mean that something I thought was important was actually nothing" she said to him "But I don't even care about that. I was trying to talk to you about something and you didn't like what I was saying because you knew I was right so you immediately tried to hit me where it hurts"

"That really wasn't my intention" Punk defended

"If you want to keep your tattoos that's fine" AJ said to him "There's probably way too many for you to even cover and I would also never ask you to change your body or your clothes for that matter. I just wanted you to understand that you are a big fat hypocrite"

"Ok lesson learned" Punk said to her "I am sorry" he said to her "Hurting your feelings is something I never want to do and as for the tattoos I see where you're coming from. I have a lot of them and I don't think about them its just part of what I am"

"And I love you for who you are" AJ said softly "Baggage and all"

"I appreciate that" He smirked

"Ok well have fun at work" she said kissing his cheek and walked past him

"Wait I apologized" Punk reminded her

"Yea and I accepted it" AJ smiled "Don't wait up for me" she told him "If we're out too late I'm just going to crash at Maria's"

"Wait, no" he said grabbing her wrist gently "You really can't go out dressed like that"

"Didn't we just discuss this?" AJ asked him "I wouldn't change you"

"Yea but if I wanted to go to work dressed in just my boxers I think you'd object" Punk said trying to reason with her

"Yes I would object" AJ agreed "Good think neither of us go out in our underwear" she smiled and he opened his mouth again but AJ held her finger to his lips to sop him "If you imply I'm wearing underwear I am really going to strip off this dress and truly go outside in my underwear" she warned

"Ok" Punk said simply "I'll pick my battle" he said to her "At least come to the club"

"No" she laughed

"Where else could you possibly go dancing?" Punk asked her

"You and Seth aren't the only two people who own clubs in Chicago. Besides it's kind of like going undercover" AJ pointed out

"Fine bring Roman" Punk said to her "I'll call him"

"No" she said to him "I want a night away from the craziness"

"Sounds like you just want to be away from me" Punk noted "I don't want you to feel that way ever"

"I called Mia after you pissed me off and she talked me into this and it sounds fun. I just want to go have fun." AJ said to him

"I worry about you" Punk said to her "After what happened to Celeste I just don't trust anybody and if something were to happen to you or Mia-"

"We'll be fine" AJ said to him "I throw a mean right hook" she teased

"Alright yea go ahead" Punk said reluctantly "Go have fun but you need to come home, no Maria's" he warned and she eyed him "Could you please come home? I don't care what time it is" he decided to ask rather than demand and it seemed to work

"Yes I can do that" She said to him

"And I'd prefer if you didn't take a cab home I'll pick you up whatever time you want" Punk said to her "I think that's fair" he said to her

"Yea it is" AJ smiled and kissed his lips

"Don't let anyone touch you" he said nervously

"Here" She said turning her back to him and moving her hair to the side to show off her fresh tattoo. And even though she couldn't see his face she knew he was smiling.

"Wow" He said happily

"You like it?" she asked. The tallies were turned into a barcode and the small numbers underneath were their wedding anniversary.

"I love it" he said honestly

"It doesn't mean you own me" she warned turning around to face him holding her finger up in a warning manner "But it doesn't mean you're part of me and I'm proud to wear this tattoo for the rest of my life"

"It means a lot" Punk said to her cupping her cheek "I really can't convince you to come to SXS for ladies night, huh?"

"Nope" She said with a laugh "But don't work too hard" she said grabbing her jacket

"Don't put your drink down" Punk warned before she walked out of the bedroom

"What?" she laughed

"Don't put your drink down and look away, someone could slip you something" he warned

"Ok honey" she laughed buttoning up her jacket

"And stay with Mia and Maria" He reminded her and she just laughed "Don't leave the club and if one of you goes to the bathroom all three of you go. Also call me if you want to come home"

"You're my husband, not my father" She reminded him teasingly "I'll be ok" she kissed him again and left.


Punk kept looking at his phone the entire night as it sat on his desk waiting for AJ to call him and tell him to come get her. He had texted her constantly and she responded each time but warned him she was done answering him would call him when she was ready.

"What's your deal?" Dean asked who was sitting in Punk's office playing on his playstation. "Your creepy quiet"

"AJ" Punk said to him

"Trouble in paradise?" Dean teased

"Where is my sister tonight and what is she wearing?" Punk asked annoyed. Dean paused the game and turned to look at Punk.

"Is this a trick question?" Dean asked turning to look at him "Are you going to punch me in the face with whatever I respond with"

"AJ went out with her and Maria tonight dressed like…I don't even know and I could only assume Mia is doing the same thing" Punk said to him "Don't you care?"

"Of course I care" Dean said to him "They're at Raymond's bar for ladies night, you know he has a DJ and stuff. Ray watches and Mia and the girls" he shrugged

"Oh" Punk said quietly "Good to know. She was a little pissed at me tonight and when she gets pissy she drinks and gets sloppy"

"She's a big girl" Dean reminded him "So what did you do?"

"I asked her to get her tattoo covered that she shared with an ex, or really a sort of ex I guess" he shrugged

"Oh then she realized what a hypocrite you are because you have dozens of tattoos with other women?" Dean mocked

"Exactly" Punk said to him

"I know you love her because you don't look at any woman anymore even the ones who are throwing themselves at your feet but she's not your property" Dean said to him "You can't just tell her to do things especially if you're not willing to do the same"

"Yea whatever" Punk mumbled

"So speaking of relationships-" Dean started

"-if you think you're going to talk to me about sex or cheating on my baby sister I will get up and beat the shit out of you" he threatened

"Relax I'm not stupid, I'm crazy about Mia" Dean told him "It's about her Birthday"

"Yea it's next week" Punk said to him "What about it?"

"It's about her gift" Dean said to him and Punk nodded "What did you get her?"

"You want to know what I got her because you can't think of what to get to her?" Punk asked

"No I just need some ideas" Dean admitted "Mia is very difficult"

"Agreed" Punk said seriously "Get her jewelry" he shrugged "Women dig jewelry, AJ doesn't like jewelry but loves anything I get her. AJ and I are getting her a purse or something, I don't know AJ picked it out"

"I can't afford to get her jewelry that's up to her standards" Dean said to him

"What are you talking about?" Punk laughed

"You all are millionaires" Dean reminded him "I just make rent every month"

"You need money?" Punk asked seriously

"No I don't want handouts" Dean warned "I just want to give her something sentimental but doesn't look too cheap"

"I'll give you money" Punk said to him "Get her whatever you want"

"I want her gift to actually come from me not her brother" Dean said to him "I'm just not good at sentimental shit"

"Well for starters you probably shouldn't call it shit" Punk suggested "I don't know I'm not good at that either"

"You know Mia" Dean pointed out

"Yea but I have feeling you do too" Punk said leaning back in his chair "Just pay attention to little things she says"

"She told me not to get her anything and I know it's because she thinks I can't afford it" Dean said to him

"Why is money bothering you so much? It never did before" Punk asked

"Because I want to marry your sister" Dean admitted and Punk screwed his eyes at Dean "Not right now but down the line and I would like to provide for her and not have it be the other way around"

"Look…" Punk started as he shifted in his chair "…when the new club opens I'm going to be there with AJ and I want you here"

"Yea I know we've discussed this" Dean said to him

"As part owner" Punk said to him "You deserve more of a say, you work harder than anyone else"

"I can't afford to buy in" Dean said to him

"We'll work out the pricing later" Punk said to him "You'll be making good money and this club will practically be yours"

"I don't want pity" Dean warned

"It's not and AJ and I have both discussed it" Punk said to him "You're smart, you're loyal, a good worker and more importantly you've earned it"

"Thank you" Dean said to him "You won't regret it"

"I better not" Punk warned


Punk pulled up outside the bar ten minutes after AJ had called him. It was already almost three in the morning and he just wanted to get home and it wasn't just because whenever AJ had a few drinks she was extra horny- or maybe that was the reason…

"Hey!" Mia smiled hugging her brother "Thanks for getting me" she said kissing his cheek

"Drunk" Punk scolded shaking his head

"Happy" she corrected pointing at her smile

"Thank you" AJ smiled as she tried to walk towards him and almost busted her ass on the curb stepping on a crack in her heels; thankfully Punk caught her at the right moment.

"Drunk" he scolded to his wife now as he helped her up

"Yes and you know what that means" she whispered then giggled

"You're going to throw up" Punk said to her

"So we better get Mia home quickly before that happens" AJ laughed

"Ew" Mia shouted

"Wait a minute" Punk said looking towards the door they both stepped out from "One is missing" he said looking at the two "Where's Maria?"

"She went home" Mia said to him

"When?" AJ asked her

"She met one of the ugliest guys I have ever seen in my life" Mia laughed hysterically "You missed him"

"Where were you?" Punk asked his wife "Didn't I say to stick together?"

"I stepped outside to call you" she said getting into the car and then Punk helped his sister into the backseat.

"You are the absolute worse influence on my wife" Punk said looking back at Mia before starting the car

"She is so much fun!" Mia cheered "And she can dance" she said proudly "But don't worry AJ wouldn't dance with one guy. One even offered her money" she laughed

"Charming" Punk mumbled pulling away from the bar "And is Maria home? Or do I have to go searching for her?"

"She texted me when she got home with her troll" Mia giggled

"Alright" Punk said making a right turn

"No!" Mia shouted causing Punk to almost drive off the road

"Mia!" Punk yelled

"I want to go see Dean" Mia said to him and Punk cringed because if Mia was anything like AJ he knew why his precious baby sister wanted to go see her boyfriend

"He's home" Punk lied "You can see him tomorrow"

"He's at the club he just messaged me" Mia said to him waving her phone in his face

"Driving" Punk reminded her "How about you just go home and sleep this off?"

"I want to go see my boyfriend" Mia said formally as AJ held back a laugh

"I think I'm just going to take you home actually" Punk said coolly

"Ok fine" Mia said to him "I'll wait until you leave then walk to the club at this time of night, gee I hope no one sees me drunkenly walking around in the middle of the night"

"Just take her to the club" AJ laughed looking at Phil

"No" Punk hissed "I know why she wants to go there she can sleep this off. I'll just take you back to our place" Punk said smugly "You'll be under my roof"

"Newsflash Punk, Dean and I have sex a lot" Mia told him and he almost vomited "And he's amazing"

"Enough Mia" Punk warned

"And I'm going to the club and I'm going to pull Dean into your office and rip his-" Mia stopped when Punk shot her a scary look

"You have sex in my office?" Punk demanded to know

"Every night that you're not there" Mia said in the same smug way Punk would and AJ let out a laugh

"For two people who aren't blood related you're so similar" AJ laughed

"In my office!" He yelled "With my best friend?"

"Couch, desk, wall, filing cabinet" Mia rambled off

"Filing cabinet?" Punk asked disgusted

"You have sex in there" Mia defended

"With my wife" Punk pointed out "And it's my office!"

"You used to have sex with random clubbers and waitresses in that office all of the time not to mention Maria as well" Mia pointed out and Punk didn't dare to look towards AJ.

"Thanks Mia" Punk said coldly looking at her thru the rearview mirror

"I'm sorry AJ" Mia said catching her mistake

"Its ok" AJ said quietly

"Club it is" Punk said turning towards SXS which wasn't far and the rest of the car ride was silence until Punk pulled up outside where Roman was already waiting outside. "Take my sister inside make sure she doesn't wander off" he said to Roman who nodded

"Come on girl" Roman said opening the door for her

"Hi Roman" she said giving him a drunk kiss on the cheek.

"Hey Roman!" Punk yelled rolling down AJ's window so he could hear him "Don't let her into my office with Dean alone" He warned and Roman tried not to laugh.

"AJ I'm sorry" Punk said looking at her "She's drunk"

"She's not lying but it's ok" AJ said to him "Your past is your past and I have a good idea of what you were up to." She said as he began to drive away.

"She shouldn't have-" he started but stopped and literally almost crashed into the nearest pole when he felt her dive her hand into his shorts.

"Fuck" He said with clenched teeth as she continued to play with him. His hands turned white around the steering wheel and was grateful for the red light. "AJ" he warned wrapping his hand around his wrist.

"You want me to stop?" she asked teasingly into his ear before lightly blowing into it.

"We're not going to-" he hitched a breath as she tightened her fist around him "…home…we won't make it home"

"Good" she smiled "Pull over" She told him and if he wasn't hard before those two words would have done it for him.

Punk knew better and again this wasn't his thing. Sure did he have sex in his office? Yea but he wasn't big on being in the outdoors but he was big on being with his wife and she really wasn't giving much of a choice. She kept jerking at him until he pulled down an alley that he was sure was empty but right now he really didn't care.

As soon as Punk killed the lights to the car and threw it park his seatbelt as off and AJ was out of her seat straddling him. She cupped his face as her tongue ran over his lips and rolled her hips into him.

"I'm going to make you forget every other woman you have ever been with" it sounded more like a threat and he was slightly scared but that actually only turned him on more.

"I don't even-" Punk didn't finish his sentence because AJ placed her finger over his lips

"No talking" She told him "Don't ruin this moment" he wanted to argue that request but he decided to not further piss her off and risk having a truly terrible night. He watched as she hiked up her dress up over her hips. "Take them off" she said to him referring to her panties.

There would be no way for him to get them off without her moving so he risked speaking again but just as his mouth began to open she kissed me roughly again. He forgot what he was even going to say as AJ tugged at his bottom lip and bit hard causing him to bleed slightly. "Get creative" she suggested knowing what he was going to ask.

Punk didn't need any more directions he reached for her black thong and ripped it right off of her body. She let out a satisfied moan when he did so and he was thrilled he could turn her on without actually touching her.

"Do you remember the first time we were together?" She asked playing with his face and sliding her wet folds over his hard member. He knew better then to talk and just nodded. "You were so demanding, it was your way or the highway." She reminded him "I'm calling the shots tonight" she warned. Punk responded with a slow nod and slight eye roll from the pleasure he knew was coming to him.

"Say you love me" she demanded humping him and kissing his lips

"I love you" he said with all of his heart as he tried to deepen to the kiss but she pulled away every time he tried.

"Don't move" she instructed and he gave her a confused look. She moved her right hand to the side of his chair so it dropped slightly so they had more space.

With the stealth of a panther AJ turned around she was reverse straddling him. Punk wasn't sure what she was doing but he knew he liked it, even though he preferred to look into her eyes when he was making her cum.

"I thought you wanted me this way" she said rubbing her rear over his twitching shaft. "I can handle it you know" she said to him lustfully but he again didn't respond. "Not tonight though, tonight I want you like this" she said to him and she could tell he was slightly disappointed.

Punk licked his lips as he watched AJ lean forward and grabbed onto the steering wheel and lifted her hips and with ease slipped over his him. Punk knew this couldn't be too comfortable for her but it was amazing for him. The reverse cowgirl was one rare way they hadn't had sex before.

"Oh!" she moaned using the steering wheel to help support her "You are so deep" she said as she felt his hands claw at her back but remained silent except for a few grunts and groans. The way AJ was positioned was just perfect as he hit her g-spot over and over until she came, and she came very powerfully.

AJ was slightly disappointed because she wanted to be in control a little while longer and she knew once she released he was going to take over and he certainly did. She was now almost completely pressed chest first into the steering wheel as he plowed into her from behind.

"Phil, fuck" she cried almost literally.

"I like when you're in charge" Punk said to her as he moved constantly "It's fucking hot" he said as his chest was pressed into her back. "I know you're uncomfortable so I'm going to end this but believe me baby I'd go like this all night with you" he groaned out and once she tightened around him for the second time tonight he came with her at the same exact time.

As uncomfortable as AJ was in her position she didn't want to leave it. She was catching her breath when she heard her husband.

"Come on baby turn around" he told her helping her off of him so she could turn around again. She was straddling him from the front now but collapsed into his body from exhaustion. "Are you ok?" he asked running his hand up and down her back

"Uh-huh" she sighed nuzzling her face against his breast.

"Feeling sick?" he asked her curiously

"Not yet" she said to him "Tired"

"I'll take you home" He said to her but she wouldn't budge

"Just one more minute?" she asked looking up at him without moving her head off of him. He just nodded and she kissed his chin because that's all she could reach.

Punk actually loved having AJ like this, clinging to him, curling into him, holding him. He had a need to be wanted and AJ made him feel that way, he knew she needed him but he needed her just as much. A tap at his window pulled him from his thoughts.

"Oh fuck" Punk muttered and he quickly pulled down AJ's dress so she wasn't visible to the uniformed police officer.

"Oh my god" AJ said quickly jumping off of him and back into the passenger seat. Punk zipped up his pants before lowering the window that was slightly steamed over.

"Yea?" Punk asked the officer

"License and registration" The officer said to him

"Why?" Punk asked growing more and more annoyed

"You're parked down a one way- in the wrong direction- you're idling your vehicle and sex with hookers is illegal last time I checked, this isn't the 70s anymore" the officer said to him

"What did you just call my wife?" Punk asked turning red. The officer looked past Punk over to AJ whose face was bright red.

"Right" The officer smirked "Hi there sweetheart I need your ID too"

"Don't give him shit" Punk said to AJ but not taking his eyes off of the middle aged officer

"Miss you can give me your ID or you can step out of the vehicle" the officer said to her

"She's my wife not a prostitute" Punk spat "What's your badge number?" he asked trying to look at it

"ID's from both of you" The officer repeated as he waved his partner who was still in his car over.

"You have to be fucking kidding me" Punk mumbled

"Just give him your ID" AJ said pulling hers out

"Fuck that" Punk said looking at her

"Oh hello" the other officer smiled tapping on AJ's window now. "Step out of the car miss"

"Why?" AJ asked as she rolled her window down and passed the man her ID "I'm cooperating"

"We're going to have to search you" The officer smirked

"I fucking dare you to try" Punk said in an almost threatening voice "Why don't you take a look at my wife's ID and get a glimpse at her last name" he said passing his ID over to the other officer. Both officers went silent.

"Brooks?" The officer asked unimpressed

"Kevin" the other officer said shaking his head then looked into the window "I'm so sorry about this mix up Mr. & Mrs. Brooks" he said passing Punk back his ID and the other officer passed AJ back hers ID. "But you are going to have to clear out of here you're parked illegally"

"I'll get right on that" Punk replied almost smugly

"Tell your father we really appreciate his donations to the force every year" the officer smiled nervously

"Yea right after I tell him how you called my wife a whore" Punk smirked then rolled up his window.

"Sorry" AJ said to him "You were right about having sex outside-"

"Don't apologize. They were two over eager cops looking to make a bust" Punk said slapping on his seatbelt

"Do I really look like a hooker?" She asked him and he smiled

"No" he said helping her put on her own seatbelt

"Then why would they think I was one?" AJ asked

"Because it's now almost four in the morning and I was having sex with you in my car in a dark alley" Punk said to her "Most married couples don't do this sort of thing"

"Most married couples are boring" AJ said almost childishly

"I agree" He said looking at her as he put the car and drive and put the lights on "I like this spontaneous side of you, don't ever change" he said giving her a brief reassuring smile "I love all this about you" she smiled towards him as his eyes drifted back towards the open road.


The next morning Maria woke up with a killer hangover and looked over to her left and cringed slightly upon seeing an unfamiliar man next to her. She commonly woke up like this after wild nights but this man was really not her type.

"Um excuse me" Maria said politely pulling her bed sheet up and poking him

"Huh?" the man asked slowly coming to then smiled "Good morning beautiful"

"Yea ok" Maria said holding back a laugh "I need to get to work"

"Oh right of course" the man said sliding out of the bed. Maria's eyes almost popped out of her head upon seeing the man fully nude and the very large shaft he had, now she knows why she took him home. "Hope you had a good time last night or at least remember it" he laughed grabbing his boxers and sliding them up

"Yea I did" Maria said kindly

"I hope we can do this again some time" he said to her

"Oh I don't know about that" Maria said unsurely

"I might surprise you" he smirked pulling his jeans on next "Just one dinner"

"I'll think about it" Maria said to him just wanting to get into her shower. "This is embarrassing but-"

"My name is Daniel" he said reaching to her shake hand. Normally you do that before you fall into bed with someone but Maria accepted the seemingly kind gesture. "Daniel Bryan" he said giving his full name

"Maria" she said sweetly

"I know" he said with a wink.