AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY (Oh thank you for posting this in big letters, we wouldn't have seen it otherwise. Phew!) SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX (Sadly, she didn't end it T-T). fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story (XD "Oh yea, I almost forgot my usual rant on the preps.")!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation (Die Raven. DIEEE)!11

DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL (…LOL! That's so fjucking funny!)

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor (O.O).

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot (I'm pretty sure Darko is high as fuck right now.). "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster (…Amnesia is—but—and—GAH!)!1"

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata (xD Tata. Even if she makes the mistake of putting the name Tara instead of Ebony, she still can't spell her own name right.)," said Vampire. "Why would u need it (Even a love potion wouldn't work for her. Oh nevermind it would. We're in Tara World. I'm your tour guide. If you make it through the story alive I'll give you souvenir "I Survived the Terror, Tara" T-shirts!) ?"

"To make everyfing go faster lol (I hate dialogue that's in text talk -_-)." said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly (Yup. Then maybe when your crying over her I can hit you over the head with a bat and THEN maybe, just maybe, the sense will have been knocked into!).

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep (Don't worry Britney, we're scared too. Come join us.).

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow (MAKE HER!).

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room (Have fun. *trys to sneak away, but alas, I'm stuck with these losers.)."

Draco, Ebory and I went to Profesor Siniater's room (You do realize that Professor Sinistra and Professor Trelawney are two different teachers, right?). But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was (Ugh the guy who gave clothes away.).

Oh hi fuckers he said (Am I the only one who would get beat up if I said that to someone?). Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez (…yay.).

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said 666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset (I don't even bother trying to read about the outfits anymore. I just skip to the end of the sentence.).

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way (…I'm not even going to ask.). I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do (You can do whatever you want, just please don't do each other Dx)?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall. (Ooh…a sign O.O Gather round people! It must be important!)

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it (Stop. Screaming. Or the next time you DO scream will be because I will be KILLING YOU!)). On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away (Heh. Sucks for you.). She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now (…then why is Ebony and her cult not there?). Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal (*cough* HEADMASTER *cough*) 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily (I suppose I wasn't specific enough. No more screaming, OR shouting!). "How could they do that (Cuz they like seeing me get pissed by your constant girly shrieks.)!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily (Damn loopholes Dx. Dumbledore can't scream or shout either!). Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine (…I rue the day Tara's parents met.)!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire (I wish I could jump seductively. Just kidding. I'm not a slut.). Sudenly I wuz back in tim (Get out of Tim!)!11 I looked around. It was...Profesor Slutborn's efface (Stop calling the poor guy Slutborn!)! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it (And you would give that to someone—Oh right. I momentarily forgot who I was talking to.). It was the shape of a cross (Pentagrams and crosses are two things that DO NOT go together.). I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz...Profesor Slutgorn (DUN DUN DUUUUN! Sorry, adds to the dramatic effect. Then again, there is nothing dramatic about it.)!11

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING (Good comeback?) I SHOUTED ANGRILY.

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class (Nice excuse. Then again you are retarded. Anyone would buy that coming from you.)." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket (O.o What are you narrating this now!).

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn. (. . . Well if this is supposed to be Slughorn he IS pretty easy to fool.)

You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes (O_O What is happening? Are . . . are you her conscience? I AM SO CONFUZZLED!). Silas, Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR (. . . Huh?).

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively (Boo you whore!). "Wheres Satan?"

"Oh he's cumming." said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now (. . . You did NOT go there. Hades is my favorite Disney villain Dx MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RUINED!)." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie (*asleep*).

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan. (Is it just me or has everyone else completely lost what is going on?)