I am finally back! I'm so sorry for the long wait. My summer classes were intense, I had to write a lot of essays so after finishing it, I needed a break from Word Document. I'm finally done, so yay for me! In two weeks I'll be back in school again so hopefully I'll be able to post another chapter by the end of next week.

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500 reviews, I am amazed, never though this story would come so far and its all thanks to you guys! Special thanks to Kimmykim1157 for being my 500th review!

Here's the surprise chapter, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own FT in any way of form

Back in Fairy Tail

Gajeel: *Grins* Wassup! Did ya miss me? I bet you all were waiting for another epic chapter about the amazing Gajeel gi hi. Well I-

Laxus: *Looks bored* cut it out Gajeel. We're not here to talk about your nonsense.

Natsu: *Grins* Laxus is right! We're here to talk about the strongest Mage of Fairy Tail *points to himself* And that would be me! *laughs*

Laxus: *Sighs and hits Natsu in the head* Shut up already, and we're not talking about you.

Natsu: *A tick mark and a bump appear on his head* What was that for! You're gonna pay for that Laxus!

Gajeel: *Laughs* This will be interesting to watch, you're going down Natsu! Lemme join in the fun too!

Wendy: *Says shyly* Umm e-everyone, maybe we should just focus on the issue we came here to discuss before it gets too complicated.

Laxus: You're right, *Hits Natsu and Gajeel again* Now all of us are gathered here to talk about certain fan fiction stories that have been bothering us for a while.

Wendy: *Starts to blush* Y-yeah, we feel kind of uncomfortable reading those stories…

Gajeel: *Already recovered from his concussion* I have to agree with them. Is a pain in the ass to read about you doing weird things.

Natsu: *Already recovered as well* Um what are we talking about?

Laxus: *Raises eyebrow* Seriously…

Gajeel: *Face-palms himself* You're so stupid Salamander! No, I take that back, calling you stupid is an insult to all the stupid people in the world!

Natsu: *Sets his hand on fire* You're the stupid one, you rusty piece of metal!

Gajeel: No you are!

Natsu: You are!

*Once again they start arguing*

Laxus: ENOUGH! *Natsu and Gajeel stay quiet but you could clearly hear a squeak from them* For once in my lifetime I have to agree with Gajeel. And I advise you Natsu that if you don't have anything smart to say, then stay quiet and do not say a word.

Natsu: *Mumbles* You'll just hating on me…

Wendy: *Smiles and tries to cheer him up* That's not true Natsu-san, we like very much!

Laxus: Leave him be Wendy, the quieter he is, the better. Anyway we want to make something very clear. Stop with the mating season stories. *Crosses hand over his chest* I personally didn't care about it in the past, but it has been bothering lately. *Grunts* I don't understand, first of all we are humans not dragons, *Glances at Natsu* even if some people do believe they are, and I think we can fall in love like any normal person would.

Gajeel: Geez, all this talk about not being able to resists a damn woman is nonsense!

Wendy: *Looks flustered* And I would like to ask you all a small favor, p-please don't make do something so… so embarrassing to R-Romeo-kun. I'm not like that, I wouldn't… you know… that… and I'm sorry I… I don't know what to say *Bows down*

Laxus: *Pats Wendy on the head* Relax kid, it would be nice to leave her out of this mess, she's too young and she's a girl after all-

Natsu: Wait, I'm lost!

Gajeel: Look Salamander. Imma put it easy for you. We are talking about the so famous 'Mating Season' that many people have written in this damn website!

Natsu: *Nods his head* Oh I understand now… What's the mating Season?

Gajeel: You have to be kidding me! Yo Laxus explain to this idiot what the 'Mating Season' is!

Laxus: Don't boss me around. But um… well Natsu the 'Mating Season' is when… crap I can't do this! It would be much better if some else was to talk to you about it…

*Suddenly Mirajane appears*

Mirajane: *Smiling as usual* Ooh what are you guys doing? Is everything okay…

Laxus: *Gets an Idea* We're fine, Mira can I ask you a favor? Well you see, Natsu doesn't know what the *Whispers something to Mirajane* Do you think you could explain it to him?

Mirajane: *Tinkles with excitement* Oh poor thing! Of course I can *Blushes* come here Natsu, we're going to have a long talk! *Grabs Natsu by his scarf and starts dragging him somewhere*

Natsu: M-Mira, where the hell are you taking me! Oi, what's going on!?

Gajeel: Somehow I feel sorry for the punk…

Laxus: That was the only option…

Wendy: Poor Natsu-san…

Gajeel: Tch, whatever, I shouldn't worry about him! Ok so I want to get my point straight, I'm not a horny bastard whose trying to get between someone's legs got it?

Wendy: *Covers her ears* Gajeel-san!

Gajeel: Sorry but you have to learn about this someday right?

Laxus: I think she's already scarred from all the things in fan fiction. But I have to agree, mating season is just a way for saying puberty and I'm past that phase already. So don't try to make a story in which I finally declare my love for Mirajane, Erza, or Lucy because it's not going to happen.

Gajeel: I don't even want to start with my list. Why the hell would I be going crazy for Shortie or Bunny Girl? Just because of my hormones? Please this gotta be a joke! Metalicana did not tell me about this crap okay, he didn't warn me about going crazy for a woman… And one more thing *Grits his teeth* Why the hell are you punks writing about me and Salamander getting nasty in the mating season? Do not put me in the same story with that bastard!

Wendy: I also don't want to be paired up with N-Natsu-san, he is just like a big brother to me… it doesn't feel right w-when I'm paired up with him. And please don't put Lucy-san in the middle of everything, I think that she gets it worse than all of us.

Laxus: *Says plainly* What's with all the fighting over her? You want us to kill each other just to see who ends up staying with Lucy? That's wrong.

Gajeel: *Smirks*I wonder what Lucy would say about those stories, wouldn't she like the attention?

Wendy: Lucy-san is not like that!

Laxus: Yeah she's pretty clueless about romance, I think she would be scare of you, since you act like an animal.

Gajeel: What was that!? She would be freaked out to be close to you then!

Laxus: *Smirks arrogantly* But I'm a true gentleman, you in the other hand…

Gajeel: *Starts to shout* I'm a gentleman too damn it!-

*Natsu and Mirajane come back*

Mirajane: *Smiles sweetly* And that is the story about the birds and the bees!

Natsu: *Looks in shock as his mouth hangs open* Are you serious!? Lucy would kill me if I did those things to her!

Mirajane: *Blushes* Are you sure? I think she would like it!

Natsu: *Thinks of something and starts to leave*Crap, I can't let her see those stories. Gotta go!

Mirajane: Go Natsu! Remember what I taught you!

Gajeel: What did you teach Salamander?

Mirajane: *Smiles sweetly* It's a secret.

Laxus: Yeah he's screwed *Starts to leave* I guess we'll finish this review another day.

Wendy: *Asks innocently* Mira-san what did you told Natsu-san?

Mirajane: Well I think I should tell you too since you're already old enough to know. You see when two people love each other-

Gajeel: *Grabs Wendy by the arm and starts to run out of the guild* Wendy, I'll take to you to your team right now!

Mirajane: *Pouts* That was rude Gajeel! By the way I think you need this lesson too!

This chapter is dedicated to OathkeeperRoxasXNamine09! He gave really good ideas and this was one of them :) I still have many more chapters to go so don't worry if I don't get to your character soon but I'll get to it!

Now I want to say that I don't have anything against this kind of stories but there are way too many of those already XD Have you guys read FT chapter 396? Omg this chapter should be dedicated to all the Gale fans out there! Really cute and sweet.

That's it for me, did you liked it? hated it? any thought? Take care!