Snape approached the elevator. It was the same thing he did every day. Same old, same old.

Of course, like every other day, he foolishly hoped that possibly, maybe, someone wouldn't come to the elevator. But of course, that is foolish, because the little voice in Snape's head knows that that pesky group Potter had founded was still around, and it was still their mission to annoy him into madness.

He sighed and trudged up to the elevator. He pushed the button.

He looked around.
"Well, this is bizarre," he wondered aloud.

Well, that statement was true, since just at that moment, Seamus and Lavender walked up with a cardboard car which was supposed to make it look like they were actually in a car.

"Seamus," Lavender squealed, "I am sooo glad you took me to the drive in!"

"Yup," Seamus chirped back, "We can see that new movie, Let's Stalk Snapette."

"It'll be super good!" Lavender exclaimed, practically exploding from excitement.

Snape was absolutely horrified. Someone had made a movie about him?!
"Well," Snape muttered under his breath, "if anyone made a movie about me, Alan Rickman had better play me."

Suddenly, Snape gave an audible gasp.

He had just referred to himself…as Snapette!

He must be going insane.

He heard the doors ding and he stepped in. Lavender and Seamus "drove" in.

He just stood, and Seamus and Lavender turned to face him.

"This movie," Lavender said, her voice filled with disappointment, "is so dumb."
"Let's throw popcorn at it like we do to all the other stupid movies!" Seamus replied.

They gleefully pulled out popcorn, sodas, and just about every other thing you find at a movie theater and threw it at Snape.

"Arggh!" Snape screamed, ducking and covering his head, "What are you doing?!"
"Oh, so now the movie decides it wants to have bad dialogue!" cried Seamus, turning to face Lavender, "You know what we do during bad dialogue!"
Lavender, practically bursting at the seams from happiness, pulled out cotton candy.

"No…she wouldn't…" Snape muttered, backing as far away from Lavender as he could.

She approached Snape with the cotton candy in hand. She turned it upside down, and…

She swirled the cotton candy on his head.

Snape was ever so displeased.

Snape had had enough. He stood up, picked up what remained of his dignity, and marched over to Seamus and Lavender's car.

He picked up the car and threw it at the wall.

Seamus and Lavender stared.

"Oh no he didn't," Seamus said.

"Oh yes, he did!" Snape said emphatically.

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