Follow/Fav Beyond Inappropriate
By: bornonhalloween
Edward is Off Limits, but when he tempts her again and again, how much can a hot-blooded, middle-aged woman take? Bella knows better than to lust after her son's best friend, but he's so damn perfect and the consequences seem miles away. All human, all BPOV.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 75,159 - Reviews: 5,518 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8514811
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Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten
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***Saturday, 12/15/12***
10:35 AM
"Get back in that fitting room and don't come out until you've put on the yellow bikini. I have to live vicariously through your ridiculously flat stomach and ten-foot-long legs and perfect 34-C boobs. The least you can do is show it off in freaking South Beach! There are men in South Beach, Bella. Handsome, not-that-it-should-matter-but-WEALTHY men with swarthy accents and facial hair who know how to samba!"
"And here I thought I was the one with a rich fantasy life."
"Come on, I've known my husband since we were fourteen years old. Sometimes I need to get a little outside my narrow universe here."
"And I'm your ticket out?"
"If the two-piece fits…"
"You're pretty bossy, you know that?"
"Yes, but I'm effective. Get in there and strip. We still have to hit the dress department."
< Prev 1. Thanksgiving 2. Sun, Nov 25, 11:52 PM 3. Mon, Nov 26, 7:25 AM 4. Mon, Nov 26, 4:10 PM 5. Tues, Nov 27, 11:35 AM 6. Tues, Nov 27, 10:32 PM 7. Wed, Nov 28, 7:32 AM 8. Wed, Nov 28, 3:45 PM 9. Wed, Nov 28, 10:43 PM 10. Thurs, Nov 29, 11:08 AM 11. Fri, Nov 30, 5:45 PM 12. Fri, Nov 30, 10:03 PM 13. Sun, Dec 2, 1:20 AM 14. Sun, Dec 2, 3:18 PM 15. Mon, Dec 3, 7:56 AM 16. Tues, Dec 4, 1:37 PM 17. Tues, Dec 4, 4:42 PM 18. Wed, Dec 5, 9:40 PM 19. Thurs, Dec 6, 8:09 PM 20. Fri, Dec 7, 9:08 AM 21. Fri, Dec 7, 5:05 PM 22. Fri, Dec 7, 10:48 PM 23. Sat, Dec 8, 5:03 PM 24. Sat, Dec 8, 8:05 PM 25. Sun, Dec 9, 10:46 AM 26. Sun, Dec 9, 3:03 PM 27. Sun, Dec 9, 7:56 PM 28. Mon, Dec 10, 11:37 AM 29. Mon, Dec 10, 9:47 PM 30. Tues, Dec 11, 1:45 PM 31. Wed, Dec 12, 12:03 PM 32. Wed, Dec 12, 8:57 pm 33. Thurs, Dec 13, 10:14 AM 34. Thurs, Dec 13, 6:13 PM 35. Fri, Dec 14, 1:13 PM 36. Fri, Dec 14, 7:03 PM 37. Sat, Dec 15, 10:35 am 38. Sat, Dec 15, 4:05 PM 39. Sun, Dec 16, 1:24 PM 40. Mon, Dec 17, 7:35 AM 41. Mon, Dec 17, 10:03 AM 42. Tues, Dec 18, 12:19 PM 43. Wed, Dec 19, 12:08 AM 44. Wed, Dec 19, 9:34 AM 45. Wed, Dec 19, 11:45 PM 46. Thurs, Dec 20, 11:05 AM 47. Thurs, Dec 20, 10:20 PM 48. Fri, Dec 21, morning 49. Fri, Dec 21, afternoon 50. Fri, Dec 21, evening 51. Sat, Dec 22, daytime 52. Sat, Dec 22, evening 53. Sat, Dec 22, night 54. Sun, Dec 23, wee hours 55. Sun, Dec 23, daytime 56. Sun, Dec 23, evening 57. Mon, Dec 24, wee hours 58. Mon, Dec 24, evening 59. Mon, Dec 24, almost midnight 60. Tues, Dec 25, wee hours 61. Tues, Dec 25, daytime 62. Tues, Dec 25, night 63. Wed, Dec 26, wee hours 64. Wed, Dec 26, daytime 65. Epilogue Next >
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