Felt like having an little fun, so we crafted little Mini Scenarios for the next HTK Mini Special instead of doing an full-fledged one. Please note that some of these will probably take place during Arc 1. Don't worry, it will be specified so no one gets confused.
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HTK Mini Special 9: Several Mini Scenarios!
1. Dark Pit Sneaks off to the Linkin Park Concert[Arc 1]
Pit sat in his room, watching his favorite musical, 1776. He was engrossed into it, watching his favorite founding fathers perform showtunes. Meanwhile, Dark Pit groaned as he had tickets to attend an Linkin Park concert with Lucas however wasn't allowed to leave the house due to Palutena's orders.
"If I don't get out of here, I'm going to miss the Linkin Park concert!"
The dark angel groaned a bit, placing his head on his pillow as his brother peered over in his direction.
"Are you feeling okay Pittoo?" Pit asked.
"No! I'm going to miss the concert of an lifetime Pit-stain, does it look like I'm okay?!" he barked back.
The other angel shook his head. Pit did feel bad for his brother, especially when he knew how strict Palutena could be with him, even if she had good intentions. Soon, he had an idea as the brunet grinned however, knew it was risky. Pit was one to rarely disobey his goddess yet little did anyone know, his top priority will always be Pittoo over anyone else to include the Goddess of Light!
"You know what Pittoo, I'm going to pretend I didn't see you sneak out the window," he exclaimed.
"R-really? You mean it?"
Dark Pit seemed surprised. This wasn't like Pit at all!
"Yep! After all, I wouldn't want Lucas to feel alone during the concert plus, you guys can do the buddy system!" Pit cheerfully stated, which in return, received an eye-roll from Dark Pit himself.
"Sweet thanks! Before I go, I have one thing to ask you," stated the dark angel.
"And that is?"
"Why don't you ever watch your weird presidents movies with your girlfriend? I mean, she forces you to watch shitty anime the least she could do is be nice," Dark Pit asked.
"Well... she doesn't really like this kind of stuff... I don't know," Pit said rather flatly. Soon, Dark Pit took off for the Linkin Park concert as an hour later, Palutena entered the room.
"Where is Pittooey?!" questioned the goddess.
"He went to the Linkin Park concert Lady Palutena!" Pit answered.
"And you let him go just like that?! You know what Pit, you're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded GROUNDED!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And Lady Palutena confiscated everything patriotic that night.
2. Mewtwo's Guilty Pleasure(Arc 2)
Mewtwo was hanging out in Morshu's studio apartment. He looked around as it appeared the Morshu, Fat Pikachu and Gay Piplup where out doing their own thing. So of course, he took out an old ass record player with the greatest song in the world, "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang. He loved this beautiful disco hit and wished he can listen to it every single day.
He did play it during Cia's death when he got home, even though he was pissed that he didn't get to kill her first. After all, she was his more attractive nemesis and having someone else beat him to the punch just put them on his shit list.
So Mewtwo danced the night away, picturing himself dancing on the corpse of the Lancias'.
3. Shulk's Birthday Party(Arc 1)
Shulk was having the most grand time of his life with the fellow Meme'bers. Today was his very special day, his birthday. Madonna blared throughout the clubhouse as the Memes got into the groove along with the famed 1990s they wished they got to experience, well some of them. Bayonetta was engaged in an intense conversation with Nikki, Inklet was playing the SNES,
Little Mac, Captain Falcon and Reyn were all playing an game of Candyland while the birthday boy was making out with his hot, movie star boyfriend. Kirby of course, was enjoying snacks while Riki chatted the night away with Dunban, of course, talking about his glorious Christian faith.
- Soon Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of my Head" comes on the magical boombox.-
Chrom of course, was talking about fish sticks and his love for them. Part of him secretly wished the Fishsticks song came on but alas, the Ylissean King could only dream.
"I'M REALLY FEELING IT!" screamed Shulk as Marth licked his cheek. Man, they were getting all kinds of horny here.
Little did anyone know, an angry fell dragon approached the Fishstick Factory with gasoline and an lighter. Rufure was fucking pissed that Chrom officially disposed of the newspaper factory and wanted revenge. So with although, just how Chrom burned down the newspapers, Rufure wanted to dispose the world of fishsticks.
An few minutes later, Nikki rose an brow.
"Do you guys smell something... fishy?" she exclaimed.
Shulk shrugged while Riki just happily bounced around.
Chrom on the other hand, froze.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE FISHSTICKS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GRIMA YOU FUCKER!"
He cried as Grima had set fire to the Fishstick Factory in return of him disposing of the Newspaper Factory.
Rip fishsticks, you'd be missed. :(
5. Greninja's One-Sided Love(Arc 2)
The ninja frog Pokemon sighed blissfully as he gazed upon the full moon. For some reason, there was only one thing on his mind ever since he had the pleasure of meeting her in battle. It wasn't usually common to fall in love at first sight, especially with an opponent yet the Krew's ninja happened to prove this otherwise. Ever since the encounter of Morshu's Azumarill.
He didn't know how it bound to even happen but somehow the aqua rabbit Pokemon managed to charm him, forever causing him to feel distraught, wondering when he'll ever see her again. In the midst of night, the ninja decided to take off without letting anyone know. After all, it's not like they would care about his love woes right?
Dark Pit would completely question why he was in love with the enemy. His boyfriend would agree alongside him.
Shadow would most likely ridicule him on his love choice, especially if he wasn't happy that night to begin with. Meanwhile Lucina and Luigi would be more concerned than anything else, to include the lines of confused since the two weren't really there during the whole escapade.
Robin wouldn't show any emotion yet he knew that the tactician would be upset. After all, the evil Morshu did leave the man's soon to be wife to die. Mr. Game and Watch, Wolf and Viridi would be indifferent about the whole thing and thus, probably find him weird for his fascination with the blue rabbit.
So with all do, Greninja escaped into the night, wandering aimlessly. Soon, he froze in place as he caught scent of an familiar Azumarill. So he decided to try his best to impress her. He rushed over and found the fat singing Italian man from Disney's Lady and the Tramp. He managed to convince the man to sing his one hit wonder, "Bella Notte."
Azumarill wandered around, looking for something that perhaps Morshu sent it to scavenge after. It halted in its tracks as it heard the strange music not from afar.
Oh, this is the night, it's a beautiful night
And we call it bella notte
Look at the skies, they have stars in their eyes
On this lovely bella notte.
Being curious, it followed the source of the song, wondering where it came from. She figured that she could at least have an lovely stroll.
Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near
Soon, she encountered the famous spaghetti scene as the Italian man played his accordion, singing his heart out of strange love. Well, he did get two dogs to have sex after all so it might work for this two. Greninja wiggled his "eyebrows" as he looked at Azumarill.
"Let us serenade in love," he said all sexy like.
For this is the night
And the heavens are right
On this lovely bella notte
Azumarill just stared before grabbing the spaghetti and tossing it in Greninja's face, then took off.
Better luck next time frogger!
6. Valentine's Day in the 90s(Arc 1)
It was another average day in high school, except it was full of love. It happened to be Valentines Day or what Palutena called it, men trying to go after her day. Already when she stepped foot, she had an sea of losers confessing their love towards the Goddess of Light, even serenading her with chocolates, flowers and oversized teddy bears.
Viridi on the other hand, thought Valentine's Day was pointless, and therefore not needed. She did love beating up Cartoon Toad and Classic Tails for candy. Phosphora and Rosalina were also showered with candies and love, however not as much as Palutena was.
So everyone in their friendship circle dubbed Valentine's Day as Palutena Day.
"Ugh, who even loves this stupid holiday," Viridi complained.
"Apparently Palutena does, then again, she's always loved attention," Phosphora replied, rolling her eyes.
"It's not that bad now, right?" said Rosalina, punching Simon Belmont in the face.
"Uh huh," Kynthia replied, nodding. She didn't seem to mind Valentine's Day as she loved to believe it was about making others happy, not serenading them with the finest of cheesy gifts. Part of her yearned to have the same luck her friends did yet another part was glad.
"I Chrom You," Chrom said to Palutena. He handed her an heart box full of chocolate covered fishsticks as the goddess rose an brow before smiling.
"Aww, that's nice of you Chrom," she exclaimed. Soon she sighed as sometimes Valentine's Day was just too much. Principal Koopa saw the boys dong expanding as he walked back into his office.
Dry Bowser sighed as he just went back into his classroom, not wanting anything to do with annoying, horny teenagers.
"Anyways, we should get our stuff for class," said Phosphora.
"Agreed," added Viridi.
Kynthia began to open up her locker and to her surprise, an bunch of stuff came out of it. It was full of expensive bouquet of roses, the finest chocolates one can even obtain to some nice jewelry and an soft, dog plush which said I love you. Her face turned beat red as it turned out the sender was anonymous which surprised all of her friends.
"What the hell...?" Phosphora exclaimed.
"Who would even send this stuff...?" questioned Rosalina. It appeared that their friend had an secret admirer.
"It better not be that creep!" Viridi muttered.
"I thought we told him to stay away from her," Palutena complained. "Guess someone needs to be taught an lesson."
The four girls chuckled evilly while Kynthia was still overwhelmed by the sudden gifts in her locker.
Rufure sighed, wishing he had the courage to talk to her yet, froze every time. He was glad that she loved the gifts though. Oh, if only he could confess to the girl of his dreams.
7. Robin and Melia(Arc 2)
-Weezer's "Island in the Sun" plays in the background-
Robin was making out with his High Entia girlfriend Melia. They were good college buddies, getting close to one another as they did it several times without her wicked stepmother knowing. They then sat down near one another on the bench, the light-lavender haired woman laying her head on her boyfriend.
"Today truly is remarkable Robin."
The white haired man nodded, smiling. He embraced her, pecking her cheek before exchanging an goofy glance, causing the rich girl to laugh. He knew people were jealous of him, especially how he managed to win over such an formal girl's love. The aspiring grandmaster simply replied that he was an true casanova.
"I honestly wish this could last forever," he remarked softly. They allowed each other to get into the moment before deciding to talk about first crushes.
"Say, what was your first crush like?" Robin asked, being curious. He needed to know what guys were potential danger.
"Well, he was truly remarkable," Melia replied. "He was rather the shy type and didn't like being the center of attention. Oh, he was also quite the charmer too and was also hilarious. In fact, he loved helping people in need as he had an heart of gold."
"Damn, that sounds like an perfect guy," Robin simply exclaimed. He knew there was no way he could beat that so instead, he just allowed himself to lay his head on her shoulder as well.
"So, what was your first crush like?" Melia asked, being curious.
"Oh, it wasn't all that special," he replied. "The girl I liked was really sweet. It was hard to get her to open up at first due to being hesitant that I was out to get her, yet I managed to get the girl to trust me. She taught me a lot of things but unfortunately, this story doesn't have an happy ending. As we grew older, she started going down an dark path, growing more wicked. It got to the point where I the meek girl I once met was completely replaced with an cold-hearted, vile witch. The last time I saw her was at my high school graduation. Don't know where she is now, don't care honestly."
"Ouch... I'm sorry it had to end that way... well, at least you have me now, right?"
"Of course!"
The two then made out once more. An few days later, Robin got invited to the Smash Brothers tournament, leaving his school life to include his girlfriend behind. Little did he know, he planted an seed inside of Melia, leaving her with an child.
Just felt like doing an bunch of minis because why not.
Until next time!