AN: This one is hella short.
I don't really get how people can make up their own theories as to Slade is. I mean, he already has one in the comics (a mercenary, if I recall correctly from bits and bobs). The most ridiculous theories are included in this 436 words long chapter.

The Many Identities of Slade

This is a tragic story about Slade Wilson, one of the most mysterious characters in Teen Titans.

Oh, did I say his real name out loud? Whoops.

He was supposed to be Deathstroke, but small children apparently can't handle the word 'death' and that would attract the PTA. And you all know how scary the PTA can be.

So Slade it is.

He has white hair and an eye patch, leading many to write AU stories about him being a pirate or a lawyer or something equally strange.

He is also apparently a pedophile, because we don't know what happened offscreen during the Apprentice episodes…

"What happens in the lair stays in the lair!" Slade said.

"Okay." Robin said, too traumatized to do anything else. But, he secretly enjoyed it, as every Sladin fan interpreted.

So, like, the only time we saw him without his mask was during the The End episodes. And he was a zombie skeleton thingy. Ohhhhh snap SPOILERS!!!

So a bunch of Slade fans made up his origins and true identity, even though he ALREADY HAS ONE in the comics.

But most of them don't read the comics, so whatever.

Theory #1: Robin's long lost daddy!

Robin hung at the edge of a cliff, Slade looking down upon him.

"Robin." Slade said. "That circus dude actually adopted you. I am your father!"

"Nooooooo!" Robin screamed as he plummeted down to his death.

Theory #2: Batman!

"Alfred, did you polish my other mask?" Batman winked, sitting by the fireplace.

Alfred rolled his eyes. "Yes, sir. Oh, and did you take your medications, sir?"

"No, what for?"

"Oh, nothing."

Theory #3: Future Robin!

"Wait, but I was supposed to become Nightwing!" Robin said in confusion.

"Too bad, loser." Slade-future-Robin said smugly.

"Damn fangirls." Robin muttered, clenching his fists.

Theory #4: Robin's older brother!

Robin hung at the edge of a cliff, Slade looking down upon him

"Déjà vu." Slade muttered. He shook his head. "Oh yeah, and Robin, I'm your brother."

"Nooooooo!" Robin screamed as he plummeted down to his death.

Slade looked around confusedly.

"Déjà vu…"

Theory #5: Chuck Norris!

Slade took off his mask.

"WTF?" Robin yelled, standing at the edge of a cliff.

"Did I give you permission to talk?" Chuck Norris/Slade said, knocking Robin off the edge of the cliff.

Of course, none of those are really true. But, as the most common excuse among bad writers of fanfiction goes…

"Screw canon! It's fanfiction, bitch!"

AN: For some instances, it annoys me when people whine 'but it's fanfictioooon canooooon doesn't matterrrrr!!1!!11'
I mean, I can handle a few crack pairings or AUs, but when people start changing names, personalities *coughemoRavencoughbimboStarfirecough*, origins and (the worst) siblings, then it's just plain irritating.
Reviews will be greatly appreciated.