Dear Near,
Is your hair natural? I cannot tell...
WHITE HAIR IS AWESOME.
Also, who is your favorite character from Adventure Time? :D
-NearFan1012
Dear NearFan1012,
Yes, my hair is naturally white. Adventure Time? That's a television show, right? I'd have to say Princess Bubblegum.
~Near
Dear Near,
I am never giving my Lawlipop up. He is mine. If you try and find him I will become your worst nightmare, whatever that maybe. Also, while I'm speaking to you Near, my creators sister says you look like mine and Lawlipop's son, because you have white hair like me and the rest of you looks like L. I thought you should know that. I have also killed my brother Light Yagami, you can guess why. We have moved from my creators attic, so finding us shall be tricky. I hold no grudges or anything against you, but if you get in the way of my love for L I will be forced to take drastic measures.
Rose,
This part of the letter is for you. L and I are planning on getting engaged soon, will you be at the wedding with Near and the Wammy boys? If so, be sure to tell Matt not to sneak in his nintendo. Or smoke for that matter. And Mello must wear a tuxedo, the bride (Me) is the only one to look totally kick butt at the wedding. B is not allowed to kill anyone, but he can come too.
With love,
Kairi Yagami
P.S. Do not tell Kairi-Ichimaru15 we spoke using her account.
Dear Kairi,
You...and L's...son...? Excuse me while I...lock myself in my bedroom. I may never come out...
~Near
Oh Near, you drama queen. Kairi, you and L plan on getting married? He never told me? If it'd be alright, I'd like to speak with L to see what he'd like me and the other Wammys to do. I give you my blessings.
~Rose
Dear , Near or Rose
Hello my real name is Jamie Beatty I'm 15 I'm very intelligent . I'm lazy i hate school. My teacher hates me . If you are reading this right now I'm telling you that in the next 1 hour i will no longer be alive ...… Just kidding but my teacher does really hate me . I'm having a bad day I'm gonna imagine something that is totally impossible. Oh! Near Matt Mello doing the Hockie pokie in hula skirts while there shirtless haha haha .
Sincerely, Jamie Keehl oh what the heck Jamie Beatty );
Dear Jamie,
You gave us quite a scare! I wouldn't suggest joking about suicide in front of Rose, two of her best friends tried committing suicide, one was successful. I'm sorry about how bad your day has been, I hope it gets better. Me, Matt, and Mello dancing shirtless in hula skirts? That's...um...congratulations, you're officially the third person to leave me completely speechless.
~Near
K, I nead advice, what do I do if I'm surounded by a bunch of idiots who don't even know what PICKLES are (I'm not even kidding...)there jerks,and I have to live in the same house as them and can't move out tell we get enougth mony?(these people arn't my famley)
Dear Random Person,
I'd suggest to just grin and bear with it. I'm sorry, but that's the best I could offer you.
~Near
Near,
Hello. This is Silt, the new Kira. I will not give my real name.
I will find you, and avenge Light Yagami.
I have recently found a Death Note. You have 2 options.
Join me in my quest to take over the world, or die, leaving your beautiful Rose behind.
This is an nontraceable computer, so you will not be able to find me.
Respond, Nate River. Or you will die.
Rose, please don't answer for him.
SILT
Dear SILT,
Rose has no knowledge of this letter, but if you dare include her in this, you'll deal with me personally! I will find you. Even if you do write my name down, I highly doubt the Shinigami Queen would allow the notebook to effect me. I will say it again, stay away from my Rose!
I'm already on your trail,
Near