Title: The Council of Minor Characters

Word Count: 782

Summary: The minor characters are sick of being ignored. So, they plot revenge. Sounds simple enough.

Requested by: xJ11Cx: And as for request. I don't see many chad stories. One (just one) would be nice. And a Senna story wouldn't hurt... Maybe some more tatsuki. Anything that isn't ichigo worshiping or main charecter's would be intresting.

"Let the Council of Minor Characters assemble!"

"Hey, you can't be the head of the Council of Minor Characters and the Council of Perverts!"

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-Commercial over-

A new, extremely unfamiliar person sat at the head of the table of the Council of Minor Characters. Everyone looked at each other, unsure of who this person was, or if he was even from Bleach. Even Chad, who wasn't really as minor of a character as most in this Council but was treated like one by everyone in the history of forever, had no idea who this mysterious person was.

Mysterious Person noticed all of their stares and sighed. "I'm Chojiro Sasakibe."

"…Who?"

"Lieutenant of the First Division."

Everyone suddenly understood. Except the Arrancar and Humans, but they pretended to understand so they wouldn't feel left out.

"Now the main purpose of the Council of Minor Characters is to show the fans that minor characters can be just as badass as the main characters. We need to show that Tesla Lindocruz can be as cool as Ichigo Kurosaki. Chad can be just as epic as Toshiro Histusaya. Tatsuki can be just as well-known as Rukia. Senna can… uh… exist?"

Senna gave him a thumbs-up.

"Yeah, exist works. Senna can exist as much as Orihime!"

Everyone in the room cheered. Mysterious Person – everyone had forgotten his name – handed out assignments, and the group headed off. Mysterious Person turned to the real head of the Council of Minor Characters.

"Are you going to take Aizen?"

"Yep. The part of the fandom that acknowledges my existence is convinced I'm the Soul King or something, so I can handle it," the true leader said, waving and heading off. Mysterious Person decided to stay at headquarters.

Senna's mission was simple – capture Orihime Inoue and take her place. Capturing Orihime Inoue didn't seem like it would be very difficult.

So, Senna knocked on Orihime's door, wearing a school uniform. Orihime opened the door. "Hi! Do I know you?" Orihime asked. Senna beamed and nodded, then shook her head, then nodded again.

Orihime was very confused.

"I'm a Soul Reaper!"

"Oh, okay! Do you need a place to stay?" Orihime asked, questioning nothing. Senna nodded, and the next morning, Orihime woke up in a cage. "Hey!"

"It's to protect your friends," Mysterious Person said. "It's so we won't kill them."

"Oh, that's fine then. Do you think we could play a board game or something?"

Next up was Chad, who was getting ready to switch out with Toshiro Hitsugaya. He got to the Soul Society through the powers of if-we-don't-mention-how-it-happened-nobody-will-question-it, and eventually ended up at the Tenth Division.

Toshiro Hitsugaya was doing paperwork while Rangiku slept on the couch.

Chad picked up a stack of paperwork and began to make a trail back to the Council's headquarters. It ended in a cage beside Orihime, who was playing checkers with Mysterious Person. As soon as Toshiro – uh, Captain Hitsugaya – noticed the trail of paperwork, he couldn't help but follow it.

When Rangiku woke up and saw Chad in Captain Hitsugaya's uniform, sitting at his desk, and doing his paperwork, she blinked, took another drink, and went back to sleep.

Chizuru Honsho dragged her away.

Tesla and Tatsuki replaced their respective counterparts as a team – Tatsuki sneaking into Ichigo's closet, tying up Rukia, and stealing her pajamas while Tesla just locked a sleeping Ichigo into a cage. Mysterious Person took the cage with Ichigo and a tied-up Rukia back to headquarters.

There were pros to being a minor character, Mizuiro realized. Nobody spared him a second glance, and that would make it that much easier to capture Aizen.

Really, the protagonist should secretly hire minor characters to do everything. Minor characters were just so much more useful.

Mizuiro pretty much just walked right into the main room of Las Noches, put a cage around Aizen and sat in his place. The Espada didn't really notice the difference. Mysterious Person carted the cage out of Hueco Mundo and back to headquarters.

And that is how the minor characters took over the Bleach universe. Or something like that.

…I don't think this is quite what xJ11Cx meant.

But, whatever. Cx

Anyway, I meant to do this last chapter, but, thank you to Amateur SoulReaper for the 150th review. :D