Title: Thou Dost Protest Too Much
Characters/Pairings: Luna, Seamus; Seamus/Luna
Author's Notes: No, Irish kilts aren't worn a whole lot (yes, I looked it up), but GOD this was way too much fun to resist just because of stupid ol' fact.
"It's not a skirt!" Seamus argued, quickly turning red. "It's a kilt! Mam sent it to me to wear – it's not like I picked it out!"

But even Lavender was going pink in the face, trying to stifle a giggle.

"Raid your girlfriend's closet?" asked Terry, a new face in the growing crowd of observers.

"Come on now," chimed a dreamy voice. "I'd be wearing a skirt too if I had those legs." In the resulting howl of laughter, Luna looped her arm through his and led him away. "Sorry about that," she said, smiling. "But they certainly are nice."