RoadTrip With the Cullens

Ok, I'm not saying this to be mean or anything, but one review I got was saying that Dartmouth is an ivy league college and this wouldn't be happening. But...um...vampires and werewolves don't exist. People don't sparkle in the sun. This story is a complete work of fiction. I know that the things happening in this story wouldn't happen in real life, that's why I made them happen, to make this story funny and entertaining. That is all. Thank you.

Chapter 38: College Field Trip

BPOV

It had been a month since the taste testing session, and we'd done it every night since then.

"Hey Bells, what are you and Eddie up to tonight?" Emmett asked me.

"Umm..." I heard Alice's thoughts from upstairs. She was thinking about shoes, so she was hiding something. "I don't know. Alice won't tell me."

"Good. She finally did something right." Emmett said. "Hey, we're about due for another field trip."

I groaned. "Nooo..."

"Yessss..." Em hissed. "We're going to Clarksville. It's gonna be a little different from last time 'cause we have two weeks out of school, so we get to fool around for two weeks."

"Dear God, I'm scared." I mumbled.

"You should be." Edward whispered in my ear.

We piled in the car and arrived at the hotel we were staying at in a few hours.

"Ok, so what's first on the agenda?" I asked, slightly scared to know.

"First, I'm not gonna tell you. Then, there's the thing that I'm not telling you. And oh! You can't forget when I'm not telling you." He teased.

"You're a dick, you know that?" I said, as we walked into the hotel.

"Hello. My name is Emily. How may I help you?" The lady at the front desk said with a smile on her face.

"Hey, uh, we're the Rosewood family, and we're here to check into our rooms." Emmett said with a smile on his face.

"Credit card please?" She asked.

Emmett reached into his pocket and pulled out a black credit card with the name 'Jackson Rosewood' printed on it. How the hell he could get a credit card in another name was beyond me, and I wasn't about to ask. He handed the card to Emily and smiled at her, but her eyes were on Edward. I stepped in front of him and glared at her, wishing that the phrase 'if looks could kill' was true.

"Thank you Mr. Rosewood. I hope you and you family have a nice stay here at Hope Family Resort & Spa." She smiled and kept her eyes on Edward. I kept my growl in as we walked to the elevator.

"I think I'm gonna kill Emily." I growled as soon as the doors closed.

Rose laughed. "I figured you'd say that."

"Me too." Alice agreed. "I could tell by the way you stood in front of Edward."

"Don't worry about her love. You're my one and only." Edward whispered in my ear.

I smiled.

"Ok, first, we get settled in the rooms then we get this party started!" Emmett pumped his fist in the air. The elevator stopped and a woman on a scooter got on. Emmett looked at us, then at her, then back at us.

I shook my head. I had no idea what he was gonna do, but I didn't want to find out.

When we were getting off the elevator, he turned and yelled at her, "How the hell does that scooter hold all of you on it and move?" The elevator doors closed and he burst out laughing. The rest of us shook our heads. We opened the door to our room and I stood in awe.

"Em, you picked out this room?" I asked.

He nodded proudly. "You like?"

"I love!" I squealed. The room that you were greeted with was just a living room, but it was large, and furnished with two deep red couches and a coffee table in the middle. There were two doors to the left, and two to the right.

"There are four rooms and they're all big. Edward, Bella, your room is this one." Emmett pointed to a door. "Everone be ready in an hour." He and Rose went to their room, and everyone else went to theirs.

An hour passed and everyone came out, ready to see what Emmett was planning.

"Alice, Rose, and Bells, go dress for a night on the town." He commanded.

"What about you guys?" Rose asked.

"We're gonna change too baby." He kissed her on the lips sweetly.

Alice, Rose, and I went into Alice's room to get dressed. Alice always had something in mine and Rose's sizes in her closet, just like we always had something of hers. It was just so we'd always be prepared. We put on dresses and heels and light makeup. It took us an hour to get dressed.

"We're ready." Rose said. I could tell she was ready to see what was going on.

"Ok, so first, we're going to this club downtown. I heard about it at school." Emmett said.

We all went back downstairs and the receptionist was still staring at Edward. She was starting to get on my nerves. When we got to the club, the music was really loud, not like I didn't expect it to be.

"Have fun. Talk to people. You're not married tonight." Emmett said. We could hear him, even with the loud music and the sound of sex in the background.

The girls and I took a deep breath, then smiled at each other. We headed out onto the dance floor and started dancing.

The song 'Raining Men' by Rihanna came on and Rose dragged me and Alice to a raised platform, kinda like a stage, that was in the middle of the dance floor. We started dancing and singing, and some kind of way, someone turned on the sprinklers above our heads, and it was literally raining, like in the title of the song. Our dance moves were sexy and provocative, and I could hear the thoughts of every male in the room (and some females!), and they wanted us. Bad.

Ok, Bells, I know you can hear me. I need you and the girls to go out and pick a guy from the crowd and dance on them Talk to them. Get them to be your little puppy for the rest of the night. Emmett's voice filled my head. I couldn't see him, but I could hear him. I told Alice and Rose what he's said and they nodded. We all began walking down from the stage, having selected our targets. Oh God, that really made me sound like a vampire.

I picked out a nice looking guy, a really nice looking guy with bright blue eyes. It was his eyes that made me pick him. They were gorgeous! I smiled and danced on him, turning around and dropping to the floor, then standing back up slowly, swaying my hips from left to right. When the song ended, the emcee got on the mike, "Boy! That was some performance wasn't it? I wanna thank you lovely ladies for giving us that show tonight!"

The guy I was dancing on laughed and spoke in my ear, since my back was to him. "Can I buy you a drink?"

I turned around and smiled at him. "Sure." We walked to the bar, and I heard Rose and Alice with their guys behind us. We all sat beside each other. "Well, that was fun, wasn't it?" I asked Alice and Rose.

They both smiled and nodded. "Haven't had that much fun in a while." Alice said.

"So are you three sisters or something?" Alice's guy asked.

I nodded with a smile. "What gave us away?"

"The eyes." He said. "And the fact that you are all so amazingly sexy." He was flirting. He didn't care who he was with, as long as it was one of us.

"Hey, back off Brian. This one's mine." My guy said, wrapping his arm around my shoulder. "What's your name beautiful?"

I smiled. "Madison, what's yours?"

"Daniel." He answered. "Hey! Bartender!" He called the bartender. "Can I get a EJ and a..." he trailed off, looking at me.

Order a manly drink. Emmett commanded.

"Vodka on the rocks." I said the first thing that came to mind.

Alice and Rose looked at me in varying degrees of shock, thinking we were supposed to be prissy ad girly. I shook my head, answering their silent questions.

"Wow. That's a man's drink little lady." Daniel said.

I cocked my eyebrow at him. "I don't believe that I was every taught the difference between a man's drink, and a woman's drink." I said.

He shrugged. "And give the lady Vodka on the rocks."

The bartender nodded, with a shocked look on his face. He began making the drinks. Alice ordered Bacardi on the rocks, and Rose ordered a Whiskey Sour.

"Wow, all of you order the stiff drinks." Rose's date laughed.

She smiled at him. We sipped our drinks and chatted, my mind wondering what the hell Emmett had in store for us all.