Chapter 38- Indecent Proposal

Kakashi woke up the next morning feeling great. He quickly got himself up and went to the spa to continue his ideas on how to propose to Kurenai.

He had agreed to meet Yamato at the Spa to relax and felt pretty confident that Kurenai would show up.

As he sat relaxed in the hot spring with Yamato, he kept contemplating on how to propose.

5 whole minutes of silence went by before Naruto burst in saying, "Guess what, sensei! Sasuke's back!"

Kakashi nodded. "I know, I saw him yesterday."

"What!?" Naruto frowned. "How come he came and saw you first?!"

Kakashi shrugged. "I don't know. It kind of looked liked he was searching for Sakura."

"Why? Does he like her or something?"

Again, Kakashi shrugged. "Who knows?"

Sakura's House…

Sasuke managed to roll himself out of bed (Sakura's bed) and slipped his clothes on.

He tried to be sneaky about it, you know, like in the movies, but unfortunately (or fortunately, whichever way you want to look at it) Sakura woke up.

"You have sex with me the entire night and you still have enough energy to wake up and attempt sneak out." She muttered sleepily. "Where are you going?"

"To get something to eat," He replied. "And don't dare say you can cook something, since we both know that's a lie."

Well, at least he remembers I can't cook….she thought. "Okay, then…can I come with you?"

"So, you can nag me while I'm eating? Forget it."

"If you won't let me come with you, I'll tell Ino how good in bed you were and then she won't stop nagging you." Sakura blackmailed.

The last thing Sasuke wanted was Ino hounding him about why he had sex with Sakura and not her.

The Spa…

"Why didn't you tell me, Kaka-sensei!? I had to hear it from Tsunade-sama!" Naruto yelled.

Kakashi sighed. "It was too late at night and I was busy."

"Busy doing what? Raping Kurenai?"

"No, Naruto…she wasn't even at my house last night."

Bothering Kakashi was getting old, so he decided on going to find Sasuke.

When Naruto left, Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Kakashi-san, don't you get tired of giving that poor boy a hard time?" Yamato asked, quiet amused at their interaction.

"Not really. Giving Naruto a hard time brightens up my day." He smiled. "You're lucky you don't have students to teach. Especially loud mouths like Naruto."

Yamato laughed. "I guess so, but he seems like a good kid."

"He is," Kakashi admitted. "When he's not accusing me of rape."

Not too long afterwards, Kurenai came I with Shizune, who gave Kurenai a doubtful look.

"Are you sure it's safe to be in the men's section?" Shizune asked.

"I didn't think it was such a good idea either, but Anko dragged me in anyway. There's a good side to it, you get to see our male counterparts naked." Kurenai explained, as she waved to Kakashi.

"Hey, Kurenai-chan," He noticed Shizune, but tried to avert his eyes from her. She was naked after all. "So, Yamato…" He stopped when he noticed his friend's nosebleed.

He tried to cover it up. "Sorry, it's just…I've never seen her naked before."

Kakashi laughed. "No need to apologize to me. It happened to me too the first time I saw Kurenai-chan naked."

As the two women approached them, Kurenai took her rightful place in Kakashi's lap—or, tried to.

"Kakashi…what is that?" She asked.

"Well, it's…my...uh…private part."

"Is it supposed to be sticking up like that?"

"Not normally, but…"

"Can you do something a about it?"

"Not really…it happens occasionally…it's completely involuntary." Kakashi was a bit amused by Kurenai's lack of knowledge about the opposite sex's genitals, but then again, it's not like she thinks about those types of things.

"So…can I sit in your lap without your private part sticking me in the butt?" She asked.

He smiled. "You might not want to try it now…it's kind of…hard."

"Could you explain please?" She asked.

He was beginning to wonder if Kurenai ever took any Sex Ed classes. "Well, my private part is…uh…well…erect."

"Okay….and what does that mean?"

"It means I'm…well…It means I'm sexually stimulated."

"And how can you make your thing soft so I can sit in your lap?"

Kakashi scratched his head. "I don't know…"

So, Kurenai came to the conclusion that she was safer sitting beside Kakashi, instead of on him.

He cleared his throat and stood up. "There was something I wanted to ask you…will you marry me?"

She tried to look him in the face, but his 'very special 13 inch friend' was directly in her face. In the midst of starring at "it" she totally missed his question.

"Uh…Kurenai-chan?"

"Oh, what? You said you wanted to ask me something…"

Kakashi sighed, realizing the problem was his 13 inch private part in her face, he covered it up with his hands. "I asked you if you would marry me."

Her eyes lit up. "Are you serious?"

"Of course I'm serious… it's not everyday that I go asking beautiful, red-eyed jounins to marry me."

While still sitting down, she gave him a hug.

He nervously laughed and noticed Jiraiya looking at the two.

"Damn, Kakashi! I didn't think you liked that type of stuff." He said.

Kakashi gave him a confused look, until he noticed what it looked like. "Oh, no, Jiraiya, she isn't giving me a blowjob, she's just…uh…hugging me and grabbing my butt." He said, as if it made the situation look any better.

"Damn…you two should make a porno video…Kurenai-chan has some nice boobies…"

Kakashi ignored that last statement. "You didn't answer my question, Kurenai-chan, are you going to marry me?"

"Yes."

Again, Kakashi laughed. "Hey, Jiraiya, I'm getting married!"

"Nooooo!!! That means I'm losing my biggest Icha Icha fan!" Jiraiya cried. "But…congrads."

Kakashi wondered why Yamato and Shizune were so quiet and soon found out why.

They were making out and Kakashi smartly refrained from watching.

"Kakashi-kun, when are we getting married?" Kurenai asked.

Kakashi shrugged. "I don't know, but you might want to get up, I think I've got to pee."

Kurenai stood up, but immediately covered herself once she saw Jiraiya looking.

"You know, Kurenai Hatake, it does look like you were sucking his nuts right?" Jiraiya asked. "You know, from the side perspective…"

"Jiraiya, you perverted punk!!" She screamed, getting out of the hot spring and running after him.

Somehow, watching her chase after Jiraiya, reminded Kakashi he promised Iruka he'd substitute and teach his class. "Whoops…" He muttered.

Ichiraku's Ramen bar…

Sasuke and Sakura were eating out at Ichiraku's.

Sakura kept inching closer to Sasuke, who hardly noticed.

"You know, Sasuke-kun, it was nice of you to take me out for breakfast." She said.

Sasuke groaned. "I only did it so you would keep your mouth shut about…what happened."

Someone tapped him on the shoulder and he was just about to tell them to bug off, until the person spoke.

"Sasuke? Is it really you?"

Ino.

He decided to be sarcastic. "No, it isn't, it's—"

"It really is you, Sasuke!!" Ino hugged him from the back. "I missed you!" She noticed Sakura. "You're eating with her?"

Sasuke shrugged. "Yeah, so what? It's not like she can cook or anything."

Ino quit hugging him and frowned. "Are you two a couple now?"

Sasuke didn't say anything and Sakura wasn't about to miss the opportunity to rub it in Ino's face.

"Of course! Why do you think Sasuke-kun came all the way back to Konoha for?"

Ino laughed. "He doesn't want you and your big forehead!"

"And he doesn't want you either, little miss piggy!" Sakura yelled.

Normally, Sasuke would tune out the "silly little fan girls fussing over him", but this time for some reason, he found them to be amusing. He decided he'd play along and let them fuss.

"You know, Ino, when I came back, I didn't expect you to be so…cute." He teased.

Ino perked up and smiled. "Really, Sasuke?"

No, he though to himself.

"Sasuke, you jerk!" Sakura punched him in the side and sent him flying.

Ino stared at Sakura, and then the long trail of upturned dirt that Sasuke made. "Whoa…" She muttered. "Remind me not to ever steal your boyfriend…" She soon regained her composure. "Did you just call my Sasuke a jerk?!"

Sakura's eyes widened. "Oh my gosh…I did…" This is the second time too.

Sasuke rubbed his sore ribs and looked at Sakura. Damn, her strength is crazy….remind me not to do that again…

The two women rushed over to him.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke…I didn't mean to…" Sakura apologized.

Ino scoffed. "Sasuke doesn't want you, all you'll do is abuse him!"

"And you'd probably rape him all day!" Sakura retorted.

"Rape him!? That's something you'd do! You're the one with the scary strength!"

Sasuke listened to their bickering and how ironic it was. Sakura didn't exactly rape him last night. All she did was push him on her bed and asked him if he was still a virgin. That somehow led him into taking their clothes off and fucking. He accidentally told her he loved her and he accidentally forgot to wear protection. He didn't care though. Even if she did get pregnant, he'd just marry her and raise their kid. Whoa, marry her? What the hell am I thinking?! That lady must've put something in my ramen… Sasuke thought.

The Ninja Academy…

A classroom full of students were dead quiet for once. "Where's Iruka-sensei?" One kid asked.

He didn't get a answer from his fellow classmates, but from Kakashi walking through the door, hand in hand with Kurenai.

"Yo, class. Iruka-san won't be here to day, so I'll be substituting."

The class all looked at each other and cheered.

"Yay!! Kakashi-sensei's going to teach us!!!"

Kakashi sweatdropped. Uh-oh…