Tiffanyzilla
Daria and Jane watch the news, regular not Sick Sad, and it's very watchable since it was a live feed of a 65 and a half foot tall Tiffany Blum-Deckler rampaging through downtown Tokyo, shooting fireballs out of her mouth, and destroying buildings with flicks of her hands.
"So... How'd this come about?" Jane asked thinking out loud.
"Well..." Daria mused, "If I was a betting woman, I'd say that Stacy found that special trunk I have hidden in my room filled with spellbooks and magical potions and tried to get her revenge on Sandi."
"...Why would you bet on that?" Jane asked in confusion.
Daria explained further.
"...She used the red potion instead of the green poison and put it in the wrong drink."
"...Oh."
Screams in asian gibberish grew louder on the tube as Tiffany shot tentacles out of her massive vagina, which began to grab people and cars off the ground and threw them at the incoming soldiers.
"Rrrrroooooaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!"