Notes: Jasper6509 wanted some hellhounds.

Also, I'm so sorry for people who don't ship Destiel. I try not to put it in a lot of chapters, but... Sometimes it just happens. Haha

Hellhounds:

You know, I'm usually a dog person, but I'm not a big fan of this breed. Hellhounds are demonic dogs that generally work for crossroads demons, though they can also be found working for normal demons. They carry out the collecting of souls when a person's time is up after they make a deal.

When they come to get a person's soul, hellhounds make their victim become extremely paranoid and fearful, sometimes driving them to kill themselves. If a person doesn't die of heart attack or suicide, the hellhound will rip them apart to get their soul. It's far from a pretty picture.

SAM

Doesn't feel too good either.

DEAN

The readers are going to think ghosts are writing this guide. We talk about dying a lot…

SAM

Yeah… Anyway, hellhounds can only be seen by the person they are pursuing. They are very large, black hounds with red eyes. They've got some weird black smoke that surrounds their body. Wonder what a hellpuppy looks like.

DEAN

There's no such thing as a hellpuppy. They would be unnecessary in Hell, so I seriously doubt they were ever created.

CASTIEL

Yeah, but just think about if they did. Some creepy black shadow-dog with red eyes that comes up to your knee. Think they play fetch?

DEAN

They don't exist, Dean. Stop being stupid.

CASTIEL

Hellhounds are very powerful beasts. They are, as we said before, invisible to everyone but the person who is dying, and they cause their victims to hallucinate before they die. They are very strong and fast, and they are incredible trackers. They're harder to kill than a normal animal, too.

SAM

Woah, woah. Did you just call me stupid? What is the matter with you? Wait, this is about the whole husband thing, isn't it? I don't want to marry you, Cas. Get over it.

DEAN

A few things can slow down a hellhound. Salt, goofer dust, or a devil's shoe string above a door can keep a hellhound out. Iron is a good weapon against them as well. But a surefire way to kill them is by using the Colt or an angel blade.

SAM

If you didn't want to marry me then you should have told me no. I am an angel, Dean. I don't often feel human emotions, but I was definitely embarrassed to have to go back and tell others that I was not, indeed, getting married. And then I had to explain why. All of this could have been avoided if you had typed two little letters.

CASTIEL

So we're done talking about hellhounds?

SAM

Oh, please. How many people did you tell?

DEAN

… The entire garrison…

CASTIEL

What? Why would you tell that many angels you were getting married?

SAM

Because I was under the impression that I was getting married, Sam. My bad!

CASTIEL

Yeah, that is most certainly your bad, Cas. I am not taking the blame for this one. So stop trying to pin this on me.

DEAN

Fine. But I'm not going to call the Ghostfacers team again. You can tell them we're not getting married if you want to. I don't like talking to those guys.

CASTIEL

What? Why would you even tell them that? Who else did you call? How many?

DEAN

I'm not sure, really. Just a few dozen…

CASTIEL