A/N Chapter number 2! Let us commence! The first autocorrect was tmntlover65's idea. Thanks tmntlover65!
Disclaimer: I STILL don't own the turtles
April: Hey Don, could you get me pregnant or something tonight? I'm so horny
Donnie: WHAT?!
April: Oh crap! I meant pringles! And hungry! Not…. Ugh. I can't believe that just happened.
Donnie: Oh shell. Yeah I'll get you something
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Casey: Hey, can I come over? We had a pest problem at home, and now there's a guy running around, fingering every hole in sight.
Raph: Yes, I can see why you would want to escape that.
Casey: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Casey: Fumigating!
Raph: HAHAHAHHA! Best autocorrect ever XD
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Leo: Are u gonna get to school on time if you stay over tonite?
April: Yeah, my dads gonna drive me in his vulva
Leo: Your dads what?!
April: In his vulva
April: Vulva!
Leo: Um, volvo?
April: Yes, vulva
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Mikey: Can I get a pussy?
Raph: Um, you wanna tell us something Mikey?
Mikey: Damn it
Mikey: I want a puppy. Damn autocorrect
Raph: Pfft
Mikey: Are you laughing at me?
Raph: No
Raph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mikey: So can I get a puppy then?
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Leo: Any chance of you making us vagina tonite?
Mikey: Nope
Leo: Lasagne would be nice too XD
Mikey: Now THAT I can do XD
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Casey: U going to that party 2nite?
April: As long as I do my landlady
Casey: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Casey: So I take it you won't be there? XD
April: XD Laundry. My land'lady' is a fifty year old man from Poland called Patryk.
LineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreakLineBreak
Donnie: Hey, Raph told us about the hockey injury. U OK?
Casey: Yeah, I'll be homosexual in about ten mins
Casey: LMAO. Home from hospital.
Donnie: Dang it. I was hoping you'd back off of April
Casey: Not on your life reptile
Ugh. Only two chapters tonight because I'm exhausted. But fear not! Tomorrow we shall get up to date! Peace out peeps!
TMNT Fanatic xxx