IMPORTANT NOTICE
IMPORTANT NOTICE
IMPORTANT NOTICE
Please, please, please with a slice of Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake on top read this!
In one of the reviews, it was noticed that the recent love-love scene between Bella and Jake can be construed as being pro-"pull out."
THIS IS NOT HOW MY MUSE MEANT IT TO BE PORTRAYED.
Just to try and clear things up, I must say that I do NOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES approve of the "pull out" method of birth control. Look up how high the percentage of that FAILING is, and you will understand.
Ladies, if your man says that he'll "pull out" in time, here's what you need to do:
1. Hold up your pointer finger strongly
2. Summon up that inner Italian/Black-Sugar-Mama attitude with the 'Oh. HELL! No.' face
3. Tell that boy that he can GET. SOME. when he goes and GETS. SOME. CONDOMS!
(finger shaking, movements of the head and some serious "Oh no you didn't" attitude is completely optional)
This being said, this is a fictional story. I don't know if you've noticed, but some of the events that happen in here are fictional – i.e. really, really, really hot Native American men turning into wolves, vampires sparkling in the sunlight, you know what I'm talking about. The chapter between Jake and Bella is just another one of those fictional happenings. Cause until I meet someone that sweet and adorable (happy dance) and I get to make some sweet love like that (happy dance), it's fictional to me.
Okay, one more time!
The love-love scene between Jake and Bella is meant to seen as Jake showing his adorable romantic side. IT WAS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF "PULL OUT." Just want to make that really, really clear, so we don't "have any teenage girl reading your story think that your information is accurate and end up with an unwanted pregnancy because of it."
NOT AN ENDORSEMENT OF "PULL OUT."
"PULL OUT" DOES NOT WORK!
Thank you! Carry on, mind the gap, and have a fantabulous day filled with daydreams of sweet, hot lovemaking in a dream-come-true cabin. Mmm mmm mmm, yummy.
Much love! ~Kasha