Hello Belarus,
Ah, but he may not see it that way. It scares him when you tear down his doors and throw his door knobs across the room.
I've protected him, haven't I? With harsh winters, no one can hurt him. I make sure of it. He is the largest nation in the world partially thanks to me.
Sincerely,
General Winter
General,
That-that was one time! Maybe if he hadn't locked and bolted the door, I wouldn't have had to do that.
I suppose you're right, but his people suffer a lot because of it. Their crops freeze and the only thing they can do to escape you is drink vodka. Can't you just come when he's being invaded, and not every single year?
Sincerely,
Belarus