Okay, time for a new chapter. This won't be a mission, but the next one will.
Enjoy
"It all was so perfect, and safe. Until...
They came."
ZOMBIES, one eat a man alive, one ripped another's arm off.
"The Savage Ravagers. This Saturday at nine."
And that ends the trailer for this new horror movie the twins want to see. Their parents had a rule about movies, the kids tell them what it's about and if they say yes the twins can see it. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
"No!"
"Oh come on why?" Akira asked upset about the answer.
Sashi deadpanned "It's about a bunch of kids in a zombie apocalypse where zombies try to kill you, then turn you into one of their own by raping your corpse. THAT IS IN NO WAY APPROPRIATE ON ANY LEVEL!" I totally agree with that, if that was to be an actually movie I'd sue the producers before it even airs.
"And you two have a... history with horror films." Penn reminded them.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" the twins ran around screaming while guarding their brains.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Akira and Lara ran around town screaming EVIL DENTISTS.
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They just locked themselves in their room and made a panic room out of their furniture, and didn't come out for a month.
"But guys, we've grown up from those past experiences. We deal with terrifying situations every week." Akira argued.
"No means NO!" Sashi told them. The parents then left their kids, who then groaned that they can't see the thing that really shouldn't be a thing.
Saturday
The twins were right now with their frineds at the theater. BJ had a giant thing of popcorn, and Tyler was wearing a shirt that had a blue dinosaur for kids on the front.
"I can't believe we can't see the movie, this sucks! Jinx!" the twins complained word for word at the same time. The others actually agreed with their parental units.
"They're right guys, that movie is way to scary and unfit for the public." Tyler told them.
"This film has more gore and blood than a Stephen King book, and the undead are trying to ...Cass informed them before shivering woth disgust and fear with the others.
"What kind of sickos come up with this?" BJ asked disgustedly.
"Even I have limits." Rose said.
"Oh come on guys, where's the friends that go on life threatening adventures with us everyday?" Akira asked.
"Not that movie that's for sure." They told them simultaneously.
The twins glared, then beamed "How about we just see the movie without telling our parents? Double Jinx!" Akira and Lara jinxed again.
"Bad Idea."
"You know Garney the Dinosaur has a song about that," Tyler told them.
Everytime you lie, an angel wil cry.
Then two little girls joined in, one in a tutu and one in a princess dress.
A fit to mom and dad, well that's just twice as bad.
The twins were unimpressed.
"We rest our case, we're going to the Savage Ravagers. Triple Jinx!"
"Your funeral." Tyler went to see the kid movie with the two girls.
"I'll get my uncle Cedric on the line, he's a therapist." Cass told them while walking to smart people movie.
"Bye" BJ said while heading to a superhero movie.
"I'll get started on the preparations for the funeral." Rose walked away before giving Akira a kiss on the cheek.
The twins walked awaiting the horrors... the ... horrors.
175 minutes later
Everyone walked out of the movie, total uncaring and talking amongst themselves on the film. After everyone left, only two remained. They were gingerly walking out of room. Akira and Lara went in full of confidence and excitement. Now they wish they never even saw the trailer in the first place. They were shivering uncontrollably, teeth chattering, eyes roaming everywhere. They held onto each other and guarded their private areas, you see this is why not EVERYTHING should be a movie. Just because something CAN happen, doesn't mean it's a good idea. They looked behind them slowly, then got tapped on the shoulder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE DONT EAT OUR BRAINS AND TURN US INTO YOUR PERVERTED WALKING UNDEAD KIND!" The twins screamed for their lives while croaching down and balling up.
"I guess it was bad?" Tyler asked knowing how they act.
"We warned you two." Cass told them.
"It all went so bad so quickly." Akira said in a trillion yard stare.
"I think my rape nightmares will be returning again." Lara said in an uncharacteristally high squeaky voice. You dug your own grave Lara. Not now Andrei.
"We'd say we told you so but..." BJ said.
"Garney has a song about it," Tyler finished.
"Don't want to hear it!" The twins told them.
The group was now outside the twins' house.
"Are you sure you guys can sleep well tonight? You can stay with me Lara if you want." Tyler offered his girlfriend who was in silent terror.
"...nope I'm good."
"We'll be fine guys, we're big kids now. It was just a movie."
Midnight.
They were once again in a fort made of their blankets, pillows, and other things. They wrapped extra blankets around them because their pajamas were in the wash. The twins were scared, cold, terrified,... and naked, save for the blankets. I'm gonna go on record and say they are not gonna get any sleep tonight.
Morning
Akira and Lara had the worst night of their lives, they didn't get any sleep tonight and their paranoia had caused them fight imaginary zombies trying to eat them and other things to them and that left them unprotected. So when they were just about to fall asleep, in each other's arms, in their birthday suits, NOT IN A WIERD WAY! They heard a knock on their bedroom door.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" they screamed and hid behind their bed as Penn and Sashi walked in to find their room a mess.
"woah there, What happen in here?" Penn asked worriedly.
"Nothing."
"Looks like zombies got in here." Sashi said coyly.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH ZOMBIES" They screamed and hid under the bed, shivering and holding on to each other.
"They saw the movie didn't they?" Penn asked deadpanned.
"Duh." They walked over and sat on the side of the bed the twins eyes were seen in the dark underneath. "We told you that film was too much. You may be part time heroes, but that doesn't mean your ready for everything."
"What were you guys thinking?" Penn questioned his twin son and daughter.
Akira sighed "We didn't, we thought the stuff we go on as part time heroes would give us some help with Sa-sa-sa, the thing that shall not be named. We went to a pizzeria where the animatronics are trying to kill us, but I guess this was waaaaaaaay different."
"We're sorry mommy and daddy, are you mad at us?" Lara asked sadly through the darkness.
"Well we'd punish you two for lying to us and disobeying us, but it seems you've been punished enough." Sashi calmly told them.
"Totally, we didn't sleep at all." Akira told them.
"It's fine kids. Just no more horror films again okay?" Penn asked them.
"Okay."
"Why don't you kids come on out from under there and we head out for breakfast?" Sashi suggested to get their minds off last night.
The eyes of the twins turned to each other and back to the parents "Ummm about that, we uh didn't have any clean pj's last night annnnnnnnnnnd..."
Sashi glared at her husband who then laughed nervously and sweating. Looks like someone forgot to finish the laundry.
"You have a five second head start!"
Okay, I'll admit I may have gone into things that are bit uncomfortable. Okay I hated this part, the movie, the sacredness, and the twins suffering. If you need me, I'll be hiding for a while. If anyone asks, you don't know me!
(Running away)
Not one word Central.