Chickens
Cluck
There it is again.
Cluck
Where is it coming from? Am I hearing things?
Cluck
OH SHNAPSELFDIK! What if I'm turning into a chicken? OSTFU!
Cluck
NU! I'LL HAVE A RED THING ON MY CHIN AND A BEAK THINGY! NO, I'LL BE A CHICKEN FACE! I can't be the Phantom Chicken Face!
"Danny, why do you have a chicken on your head?"
"…-sweatdrop-"
A/N: ………………………………………………………………………….CHICKENS! O.O My muse is on vacation.