100 Missions.
Hello all! It's me again and here is a fic resulting from me taking lemon fics too literally.
You heard me. LEMON.
37th Objective: All the World's a Lemon.
He didn't think it would ever be this way.
He never thought he'd walk through the door and see…that.
There had been so much passion. So much chemistry between the two men that barely spent time together in the first place. They were such an unlikely couple.
Scout stared in shock into the rec room, unable to take his eyes off the scene. It was like a car crash in slow motion, but this time, HE was the one flying through the windshield. Why would they do that in the rec room (a public area!) of all places?! What was running through the few brain cells that still remained when they decided upon this?
If there was one thing Scout was certain about right now, it was that he was mentally scarred for life.
Slowly, he backed out of the room and ran to the Medic's office.
"DOC!"
The two men looked up from their contemplation of a single lemon sitting in the middle of the table.
It was deep and philosophical.
"What's his problem?" Demoman asked.
Pyro shrugged and the two returned to wondering whether they could make combustible lemons.
Mission Complete.
…What did you expect?
Yes, I know it's short, but I wanted it to be short and sweet.
Now, I can finally tell you what your reward is for the 100+ reviews
REQUESTS.
That's right. You tell me what to do. I am now your mindless fanfiction drone, dedicated to writing whatever happens to jump to your mind (apart from yaoi or yuri. Sorry.) and crying because nobody gives me cookies.
Send in whatever springs to your head and I'll work on the ones that I've already got in the meantime. See you all soon!
Love Lily. X