Bleached Armageddon
By Inuyoshie
Chapter 35: Una Amiga Nueva
La Luna (Dakota)
Oh yeah! I am NOT wearing skimpy girls' clothes! Hell, I'm not even wearing skimpy boy clothes! It's awesome.
… But I still had to play nursemaid to everybody. Especially Szayel, I mean, damn! He wouldn't stay in bed. I had to strap him down to one of his own dissection tables! It was annoying.
I am, however, getting better at using my powers. I can now walk through walls like a pro. In fact, I kinda like the feeling. It makes me feel all tingly. Szayel says the feeling is because of the re-organization of the molecules in my neurons.
Well, whatever the reason, I really like my new power. It makes my job of delivering chicken-noodle soup to the arrancar and Espada much faster. Next on my list: Ulquiorra. The evil L-lookalike. I sighed and pushed my car to chicken-noodle soup (and resisted the urge to eat said soup) down a hall leading to Ulquiorra's room. I swerved to walk through the door to Ulquiorra's room when I happened to extend my arm out. When I came out on the other side, I found a girl with me.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!" I screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
"AAAAAHHHHH!"
"AAAHH!"
"AAH!"
"AAAH!"
"Ah. You need clothes," I commented. It's true! This girl was only wearing a fluffy auburn towel. Thank God it covered everything.
"Why are you two screaming?" Ulquiorra demanded crankily.
"Holy shit! It's-it's-it's-"
"Stop screaming, trash," Ulquiorra interrupted the girl's stammering.
"Oh man… I'd better find the others," I commented, rubbing the back of my head. This was… problematic. I quickly ladled Ulquiorra some soup and dragged this strange new girl to the mess hall, where I knew at least one person would be.
As soon as I walked in, the girl was attacked.
"AWESOME PERSON!" Aja squealed, hugging the girl.
"Oh, ah, hi Aja," the girl nodded.
"Yo Chloe mah peep!" Maddie greeted Chloe.
"Uh… hi Maddie… why are you wearing a nurse's costume?" Chloe trailed off.
"The real question is: why aren't you?" Aja replied.
"And the answer is simple: Ichimaru-san hasn't found her yet," Maddie added. "… yet. You need clothes,"
"Well, maybe if we stick Awesome Person in one of Aizen-sama's uniforms, people will think she's an arrancar," Aja suggested.
"Naw, someone will figure out she's human," Gin commented, popping up behind Chloe. (How the hell does he do that? I mean seriously, is he a ninja or something?) "We ain' all tha' stupid,"
"Aah!" Chloe squeaked, jumping.
"So, we got another other worlder, eh?" Gin asked.
"Yeah, I phased between a wall and boom, there she was," I explained.
"Hm… with Souske-sama an' Tousen sick, what ta do with ya seems to be left ta me-"
"AKA: You're doomed," Aja interjected.
"Well, as I was sayin', ya should get some clothes on, and we'll have ya servin' some soup ta sick people. 'Kay?" Gin rattled off.
"Okay…" Chloe nodded, looking freaked out. I shrugged and walked off to give Szayel some soup.
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Inuyoshie's after the chapter special
Yaay enter Chloe! After her, there will be no more people added. Promises!
In the longhand version, I'm about to chapter 70. And… no lemon yet! Although, they're coming! Don't worry… I have at least two planned. The other three will happen… uh… later. I don't know the order exactly; just that Aja's will be last due to the odd nature of her relationship with Aizen. Can't be rushing things…
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