Announcer: They're back… (The cameraman walked into a bathroom) They're preparing an invasion (The toilet started transforming) Fear them… (The toilet ended up transforming into a Rabbid, which walked outside and tripped on a bug) Or not.
Ty: What are you doing here? This isn't the Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 commercial. Get out of my house! Roy!
Roy: Taco! (Roy chased the cameraman and announcer out of the house)
Samus: That was weird.
Ty: Obviously, you haven't read the 9th chapter of Switched.
Samus: I don't want to know.
Ty: You wouldn't.
???: DAH!
Ty: Not again.
Samus: I'm going to hide in my room.
Ty: And I'm going to fight! (The Dark Master and Mewtwo stood next to Ty)
Mewtwo: And we'll help. These dang Rabbids are getting real annoying.
DM: Even though they're extremely awesome! (The three walked out of the building to see an army of Rabbids dressed like different movie, game, and book characters, with some Transformers thrown in.) Aw crap.
Naruto Rabbid: DAH jutsu!
Mewtwo: Eh? (Sounds waves flew from the Rabbids mouth and blasted the three away)
Darth Rabbid: Dah, dah, dah dah, dah, dah dah, dah, dah dah. (Darth Rabbid pulled out a lightsaber and engaged Ty in battle)
Superman Rabbid: DAAAAAH! (Super Rabbid flew at the Dark Master and fought him while the Naruto Rabbid fought with Mewtwo)
The first thing the Smashers noticed was a giant hole on the floor that led to bottom of the ship, which was leaking. On the sides was a part of the ship which looked like someone bit into it, the other side looked like two people slashed, and the back had a hole blown through it. "Uh oh."
"The fruit!"
"Fruit?"
"Yes! We've been collecting the rarest kind of fruit across the seven seas! And there were only five of that kind!"
"Five? I thought there hundreds of kinds of Cursed Fruits."
"They weren't Cursed Fruits! Those were Holy Fruits!"
"Holy Fruits?"
"You heard me, didn't you?! Those are a special kind of Curses Fruit that only grow every thousand years! Only five grow in that time! Do you know how far we traveled and how much time we spent to get those fruits?!"
"A lot I'm guessing. But what's the difference between Cursed and Holy Fruit?"
"Holy Fruit give the same powers as the Cursed Fruit, but instead of taking their ability to swim away, it enhances it. We were going to sell them for serious cash, but they ruined it!"
"That's luckily convenient. Well shouldn't we save them, or help them, or something?"
"I guess."
"I'll get whoever fell into the ocean." Jake surrounded his head with a bubble and dived into the water. Jake came out of the water five minutes later, with Pikachu in his arms. "He's heavy!"
"What are you talking about? Pikachu is one of the lightest Smashers."
"There's a reason I haven't placed him on the ship yet! Just get Franky to fix this hole while we find the others."
"I'm already on it!" Franky pulled Jake and Pikachu out of the water and got to work patching up the hole. "Wow, the rat is heavy." Jake and Mewtwo walked through the hole that looked like someone had eaten through it.
"Not even Bowser could make a hole this big."
Munch munch munch…"Did you hear that?"
"Is someone…eating?" Mewtwo and Jake turned their heads to see Bowser, his mouth wider and more open then usual, eating a cannon. "Bowser?"
"Buh?" Bowser turned around, the cannon still in his mouth.
"You do realize that you're eating a cannon, don't you?"
Mewtwo and Jake stared in disbelief as Bowser sucked the cannon down his throat. "Yeah, ever since I ate that fruit, I've had the strangest cravings."
"Try to stop eating for a bit and wait with Pikachu."
"Whatever." Now Jake and Mewtwo went through the hole cut in ribbons. They could hear faint scratching noises. Mewtwo and Jake walked through the maze of rooms until they reached filled with holes and gashes along the walls.
"Wow. Who do you think did this?"
"Meta Knight most likely." The two Smashers turned down the hallway and saw something very surprising. Falco was clawing at the wood with sharp nails while Meta Knight paced across the room, cutting lines through the floor. "Or Falco."
"Birds are not supposed to have nails! Help me!"
"Stop whining, Falco. Mewtwo, where are the others?"
"In the room you and the others left to snack on fruit. I can't believe you actually ate one of the fruits Meta Knight."
"Considering I haven't eaten in five days, there's a reason a ate the fruit." Meta Knight and Falco walked out of the room and headed to where Roy likely was.
"He blew a hole in the wall. Do you think Roy even ate one of the fruits?"
"It's hard to tell with Roy." The two walked into a room to see Roy…picking his nose. "Roy. What are you doing?"
"Picking my nose. Think fast!" Roy flicked a booger at the two, who quickly sidestepped. The area behind the two exploded.
"Exploding boogers?! Great, now we're all screwed!"
"This is awesome!"
"Just follow us so we can figure out what's happening." The three Smashers walked to the room where everyone else was. "So what fruits did they all eat?"
"Pikachu ate the Kilo-Kilo fruit, which lets him increase or decrease his weight. Bowser ate the Munch-Munch fruit, which lets him eat things, combine them, or use what he ate to make himself stronger. Falco ate the Sickle-Sickle fruit, which lets Falco make sharp nails, that are as sharp as scythes, come out of his body, mainly his fingers. They can create blades of wind. Meta Knight ate the Dice-Dice fruit, which lets him turn his body into sharp steel that can be both a great offense and defense. And finally, Roy got the Bomb-Bomb fruit, which lets him use his body, or anything from his body, to explode, without hurting him."
Roy shifted his eyes, "I'm going to the bathroom!" Roy started to run but Bowser grabbed his cape.
"Oh no you don't."
"Dang cape."
"But luckily for you guys, those were special Cursed fruit, called the Holy fruit, that don't take away your ability to swim. But now that you've eaten them, until you pay Nami a whole lot of money, she'll be all over you like flies on a mango." The Smashers who ate the fruits looked at Nami, who looked like she was going to kill them. "We'll be arriving on an island soon, so you can try out your new abilities there." So while they waited, they decided to play Pirate Poker. Let's just say the Smashers have now paid a small percentage of what they owe Nami. They Smashers walked onto the island and Robin pointed at the forest before them. "You can try train there. Just try not to destroy too much of the forest. You might rip something important up."
Bowser walked over to one of the trees. "Why…does everything look so delicious?" Bowser jumped onto a rock and started biting it.
"It's a side effect of the Munch-Munch Fruit. Until you can control your hunger, you'll always want something to eat."
"And Bowser could barely control his hunger before." Everyone except Bowser started laughing.
"Oh yeah. Munch-Munch Factory!" A cannon sprouted out of Bowser's head. "Cool!" Bowser grinned evilly as he aimed the cannon at Mewtwo. "Anything else you'd like to say?"
"Just go practice your new techniques in the forest like Robin said."
"I thought so." The five Smashers walked into the forest. Let's start with Roy, shall we?
"Aw man, I really need to go to the bathroom!"
"Just go as far away from this spot. From what Robin said, I don't want get blown up by urination."
"Okaybye!" Roy ran to a spot far away from the others.
"What do you think is going to happen with Roy?"
BOOM!Everyone looked to where Roy ran off too. Roy was flying through the air. "Yahoo!"
"This is going to take some getting used to." Now we'll follow Pikachu.
"Kilo-Kilo, huh?" Pikachu closed his eyes and focused. When he opened them, he was floating above the island. "Hey! I learned Fly!" Pikachu glided down toward the biggest tree on the island. Pikachu focused again and watched as the tree started sinking into the ground. Pikachu jumped off of the tree and aimed toward the ground. "Kilo-Kilo Headbutt!" Pikachu slammed into the ground, causing a wave of sand to fly into the trees around him. "This is going to be useful. I wonder if there's treasure here." Pikachu started floating up again…
Now Falco. Falco walked over to a group of trees. "Let's see what this fruit thing can do. Sickle-Sickle…sickle." Long nails popped out of Falco's fingers. "Talons. I'm getting closer and closer to becoming a real bird…Aw great, now I'm becoming some kind of Pinocchio wannabe, except I'm a bird. Why am I still talking to myself! …Aw !" Falco ran at the trees and scratched it. Falco turned around and watched as the tree fell to pieces. "Cool. Timber!" Falco ran through the forest and started chopping down trees.
Meta Knight was standing on top of a tree, his eyes closed. "Dice-Dice Body Armor." Meta Knight flew up into the air and his body became shinier. Meta Knight dive-bombed at the tree. "Let's see what happens!" Meta Knight collided into the tree, now waiting for something to happen. Meta Knight started blinking. "What the?" Meta Knight looked around and noticed sawdust floating in the air around him. Meta Knight looked down and noticed he was cutting through the tree like it was butter. "Nice." Meta Knight jumped out of the tree and looked back. It had been cut into several pieces. Meta Knight grinned under his mask and ran at a different tree. Meta Knight zipped through the tree and looked back. The tree had been cut cleanly in half. "And that was with my shoulder. I'm started to like fruit now." Meta Knight started took out his swords and started chopping with them and his body.
Bowser walked up to a tree and started munching on it. In a matter of seconds, it was a toothpick. "What else is there to eat?" Bowser walked out of the forest toward the ocean. Bowser twisted his head and noticed a town with some Navy ships docked nearby. "Foooood." Bowser waded into the water and started drinking it. He had drunk over 1000 gallons when he stopped. Bowser licked his lips and said, "Salty." Bowser walked toward the town, mainly toward the Navy ships.
"Hello Commander."
"Hmm?" A pink haired lady walked over to a snail that was sitting on a desk. "Who is this?"
"You know who it is, Hina!"
"Of course I do, Chaser. But what is it exactly that you're bothering with?"
"While my squad was chasing down Buggy the Clown, a group a people tried to defeat them. They're associated with the Straw Hat pirates who are near the island you're on. They consist of a cat, a turtle, a balloon, a redhead, a rat, a bird man, and a teenager."
"Please tell me this is a joke…"
"Unfortunately, it's not. Just try to arrest them if you see anyone of those descriptions."
"Fine, fine." Hina hung up the…snail and walked over to a window facing the beach. She could see the sand, the water, the sun, …and a giant turtle chewing on a mailbox. "I guess that's who Chaser was talking about." Hina walked out of her office toward where the other soldiers were. "Jango! Fullbody!"
Two Navy soldiers, one with heart shaped glasses, and the other who looked normal, yet different from the other soldiers. "Yes ma'am!"
"There's a giant turtle down there terrorizing the townsfolk and I need you two to bring it here."
"A turtle? Can't you send one of the others to get it?"
"Are you disobeying one of my orders?"
"No ma'am!"
"Look for yourself. It's the one chewing on a mailbox." Jango and Fullbody looked out the window and saw Bowser chewing on a random house. "It's not a mailbox, but we'll fetch him for ya." Jango and Fullbody walked out of the ship and confronted Bowser.
"What do you two want?" Bowser continued chewing on the house.
"We're going to bring you back to our ship." Jango took out a heart shaped disk and started swinging. "When I say Jango, you'll stop eating that house."
"I never believed in hypnotism."
"1…" Bowser continued eating. "2…" Fullbody was waiting to see what would happen. "Jango!" Bowser stopped eating the house. "How do ya like me now Fullbody. I'm a master hypnotist!"
"Don't look now Jango, but your hypno-majiggy didn't work like you thought." Fullbody pointed at Bowser, who was snacking on a different house.
"What?!"
"At least he stopped eating this house. Ah hahaha!" Fullbody was rolling on the floor, laughing.
"Let's see you do any better!"
"I can and I will." Fullbody got a net out and approached Bowser. "Just stand there, big guy." Fullbody tossed the net onto Bowser. "Gothca!"
Bowser inspected the net, "Hmm?" Bowser chewed on the net and sucked it into his mouth like spaghetti. "Thanks, guy."
"Hahaha! Now what, Fullbody?"
"Shut it Jango!" Fullbody took out a gun and aimed it at Bowser, "If you don't stop eating that house, turtle, I'm going to blow your head off!" Bowser turned around and stared at Fullbody. "Good now come with…" Bowser chomped the gun. "Me?"
"You had your second chance. Now it's mine." Jango took out a sword and put it to Bowser neck. "Come with us before I have to kill you."
"Do you know who you're dealing with?"
"A giant talking turtle who doesn't know when to stop!"
Bowser grabbed the sword, pushed it down, and blew steam into Jango's face. "Wrong-o." Bowser heaved Jango over his head and tossed him into a building nearby. Then he ate the sword. Bowser turned to Fullbody and said menacingly, "This is the part where you run away."
"Yes sir!" Fullbody ran off.
"No one messes with Bowser, King of Koopas." Bowser continued eating until he heard someone approach. "Now what?"
"You, Bowser, was it? You are under arrest. I will have to use force if you don't cooperate."
"Your bumbling minion buffoons couldn't stop me. What makes you think you can?"
"The fact that I'm their general and have the power of a Cursed Fruit helps. Cage-Cage Entrapment." Hina slapped Bowser's chest.
"Wow. That did a lot." Then a cage appeared around Bowser. "Okay, so it did."
"Now I'll be asking you some questions. Don't worry about walking. Fullbody! Jango!" The two ran up to Hina, Jango having recovered. "Carry our friend to the ship, pronto."
"Yes ma'am!" Jango and Fullbody got under the cage and started carrying the cage to their Navy ship.
"Most likely I'll just eat my way through this cage." Bowser started chewing on the cage.
An hour later, the Smashers walked out of the forest and met with others. "These fruit powers are nice! I will eat another one as soon as I find one!"
"I don't think you can do that."
"Why not?"
"Well, with the Cursed Fruit, if someone eats two of them, their body will destroy itself from the inside. With the Holy Fruit, I'm not sure. If you eat a Cursed Fruit after eating a Holy Fruit, a plethora of things can happen. You might explode, you might lose the ability to swim, you might lose your Holy Fruit powers, all of the above. I'm not sure."
"And now my hopes have been dashed…" Roy then looked around. He felt like something was missing, but what, he wasn't sure. Roy counted the people around him. There was him and the others who ate fruit, so that made four of them that were around him. Then there was Mewtwo and Jake. Six. Roy counted the Straw Hat pirates. 14. Now his brain was starting to hurt. "Are we missing someone?"
"What do you mean Roy?"
"Well there are eight Straw Hat Pirates and there should be seven of us. We're missing someone."
"…You don't know who, do you?"
"Not a clue."
Everyone stared at Roy. "Look around. Who is not here?"
"I'm thinking…"
"He's big, he's a turtle. Name starts with B."
"Bender…Booster…Bush…"
"It's Bowser, dangit!"
"Binky…That one Rabbid…Queen Elizabeth…"
"Never mind. Robin, is there a town around here?"
"Don't ask me, ask Nami."
Nami grinned, "I'll tell you…for a fee, that is."
"Fine, but we'll pay you later!"
"Oh, we don't need to do that."
"Why not Pikachu?"
"Lookie what I found." Pikachu went back into the forest and dragged a treasure chest out. "This should be able to pay off our debt, your bribe, and leave us with money in our pockets." Everyone looked at Nami, who had dollar signs in her eyes.
"There's a town on the other side of the forest! Now leave me to my money!" Nami hugged the treasure chest as the others walked away.
Meanwhile, Bowser was still in the cage. "What are you going to do with me?"
"Well, we're going to ask you some questions, send them answers to the head of the government, and they'll decide what we do with you. After that, we'll get the rest of your friends."
"I don't care about them! Just get me some food! I'm hungry, dangit!"
(Ty, Mewtwo, and the Dark Master were still fighting the Rabbids.) Ty: Strong you are, but defeat you shall soon feel!
DV Rabbid: DAH! (DV slashed at Ty but he blocked with his lightsaber.)
Ty: Darth Vader Rabbid! I…am your father!
DV Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Super-Rabbid: DAH! (Super Rabbid punched and kicked at the Dark Master, who successfully blocked each of the attacks)
DM: I don't care how cool you are! I'll still beat you! (DM shot a blast a dark energy from his eyes, such did Super Rabbid, except his eye blasts was heat vision)
Naruto Rabbid: DAH DAH jutsu! (Four Naruto Rabbids appeared from a puff of smoke) DAH jutsu! (The Naruto Rabbids transformed into Rabbid woman. This was their version of the Sexy jutsu)
Mewtwo: This is disgusting. (Mewtwo blasted the Naruto Rabbids away. The clones disappeared)
Naruto Rabbid: DAH…DAH…DAAAAAH! (The Naruto Rabbid held his hand out as a ball of energy formed in it)
Mewtwo: What in the world?! (Find out who wins next chapter! …Or the chapter after it, only I know. Also, hurray for finally getting to the 100,000 word count. Woot!)