GL- John, what's happening, I haven't seen you in ages?
JW- I've been very very busy.
GL- Good, I'm glad you're not missing Sherlock as much anymore.
JW- Not missing him at all actually!
GL- Oh.
JW- He really was very annoying!
GL- Are you feeling ok John?
JW- Fine thanks, Sherlock was a bit of an idiot actually :P
SH- Now John, that's taking it too far!
JW- Sorry I couldn't resist : D
SH- And stop with those ridiculous sideways faces.
GL: Sherlock?'#!"'~ !?#?
SH- Calm down Lestrade, I'm quite entitled to my opinion of stupid sideways faces.
JW- I think Greg's outburst was more due to the fact that you forgot to tell him you were alive, as opposed to your opinion on text emotions, Sherlock.
SH- Oh, right.
SH- Lestrade I'm alive.
SH- Happy John?
JW- Yes, mostly :D
SH- You're just trying to annoy me now!
JW- Maybe a bit.
SH- I think Lestrade is in shock.
JW- I think so too.
SH- I think you should punch him, and see what happens.
JW- I'm on the other side of London!
SH- And?
JW- And, I don't think I'm really in the mood to be arrested for punching a police officer (again).
SH- The first time was entertaining!
JW- We were running for our lives at the time!
SH- Exactly, much more interesting than watching crap telly.
GL- What? Why? How? Whaaaaat?
SH- What, only has one A Lestrade, and you repeated it twice.
JW- Sherlock…
SH- WHaaaaat? :P