Stutter

Hinata is standing at the stove and humming a tune when Naruto goes to walk into the kitchen. He pauses and look's up at the clock. Yup it's 7:30 in the morning, he hasn't overslept (thank Kami. Last time that happened he received an earful from Sasuke and Shikamaru. Something about being on time for council meetings.) But he knows after having lived with Hinata for seven years and being married for six of them, that something is up if she is out of bed before 7:30.

"You're out of bed early." Naruto strolls over to his wife. "Normally it takes me making coffee and Minato jumping on the bed to get you out of it."

"N-Naruto!" Hinata spins around, blue braid trailing behind her. "Don't sneak up on me damnit."

"I was hardly sneaking up on you." Naruto leans over to kiss his wife, noting that she smelt faintly of toothpaste. "But I can still make you stutter!" He flashes her a wide grin.

"Idiot." She smiles as he dances out of the way of her spoon. "I will get you back."

"Oooo Ramenpancakes!" Naruto inspects the contents of the pan. "So what's got you up so early?"

"It's Minato's first day in the academy. Remember?"

Naruto raises an eyebrow at his wife as he select's a few pancakes off of the stack of cooked ones. "Like I would forget. Still it's early for you. And where is Minato anyway?"

"Trying to decide what shirt to wear. He's down to the orange and the blue."

"I hope he goes for the blue. Iruka will have a stroke otherwise."

"He wouldn't have a stroke." Hinata sit's down opposite her husband. "Just déjà vu." She picks up one Ramenpancake, slathers it in butter, rolls it and begins eating.

Naruto analyses the data as he watches his wife scarf down the food. Toothpaste, up early, appetite. He's seen this in her before, just when?

"Daaaaaaaddddddddddd!" His five year old son walk's into the kitchen clutching two t-shirts, one a brilliant orange, the other deep navy blue.

"The blue one." He smiles as he look's at Minato. "Now go get changed. You have a big day today. You don't want to be late!"

"He's going to wear the orange now." Hinata smiles as she readies a second Ramenpancake.

"Yeah. Poor Iruka." Naruto set's down his food and stretches. "Are you pregnant?"

Hinata freezes, food halfway to her mouth. "I might be. I was going to go see Sakura tomorrow to confirm."

Hinata squeals as Naruto pulls her into a hug. "I'll take it you're happy." She asks before she's cut off by her husband kissing her.

"Oh, gross, I was gone thirty seconds." Minato walk's back into the kitchen, wearing the blue shirt. "Why's Mum going to see Auntie Sakura? Did you find out what Akiko and I did to the Hokage tower?"

"We just did."

Yeah, this grew out of control. Oopise daisy. Oh well I like it. Back to NaruHina because it's my favourite (not my OTP though. My OTP isn't even in this fandom)

Yay Dr Who 50th anniversary tomorrow! Yaaaayyyyyyy. Ten and Eleven, on screen together. Hot damn this'll be good. Fuck those two are cool. I grew up on a steady diet of Dr Who, Top Gear and Star Wars as a kid. Consequentially, I am terrified of Angel statues.