Betray the Writer! Ch13

The two Mistys fly into the air, and spin round and round, while lights flash around everywhere.

Wolfie: "Remind me to fire the lighting team..."

Misty (Original World): "Mistman_X..."

Misty (Reflection): "...and Mistman_X..."

Misty (Both): "DNA digivolve to... Mistman_X...X!"

Misty is now... pretty similar to the way he was. Only differences are the wings of mist and the longbow on his arm.

Mistman_XX: "We feel... badass!"

Wolfie: "Good, now, could you deal with the pressing problem?"

Mistman_XX: "Why? Can't you?"

Wolfie: "Okay then, let's have a competition, whoever kills Mikuo wins!"

Misty: "Deal!"

The two turn to an unamused Mikuo, who glares at the pair.

Mikuo: "Finished mucking around?"

Wolfie: "Hell yeah! Prepare for some divine punishment Mikuo!"

Misty: "My powerlevel is now breaking the scouter, Mikuo you don't stand a chance!"

Mikuo: "Then come at me!" The three leap into battle.

Misty fires a dozen Mist arrows, while Wolfie raises his greatsword and slashes at Mikuo, who dodges each strike, and attacks Wolfie back, his eight metal arms rushing to attack.

Wolfie: "Quickened chill metal!"

Mikuo: "What the hell? That's a druid spell, you aren't a druid!"

Wolfie: "I'm the motherf***ing writer! I can do whatever the hell I like!"

Mikuo: "Fair point..."

The three continue their fight, while Miku and the other Vocaloids, who have joined them, watch.

Miku: "We have to help them!"

Lumi: Appearing suddenly, "No, imagine what Wolfie would do if you were hurt!"

Miku: "Go crazy and tear the person who hurt me into tiny pieces."

Lumi: "You may have a point, but regardless, I'm going to help, but you guys can't, you're NPCs, you won't just come back." Floats into the air, "Chewy! With me!"

Chewy: "Coming!" Leaps into the air as well, as Lumi casts fly on him.

Miku: "No, I can't just sit and watch!"

Kaito: "Why? That bastard killed Kaiko. She was defenceless, and he just killed her!"

Miku: "But... but..." Gulps, "Even if he's a crazy guy... even if he betrayed us before, even if he's a minor psychopath... he's mai husubandu... and I can't ever let him get hurt!"

Miku glares at Mikuo, rage filling her eyes, and her bracelet begins to glow.

Miku: "Remember Mikuo... that Wolfie and I... are Two-Faced Lovers!"

Miku glows...

Wolfie: Dodging an attack from Mikuo, "F*** he's persistent!"

Lumi: "Yeah... Meteor Swarm!"

Mikuo dodges the Meteors, and narrowly avoids Chewy's attack.

Misty: "What the hell are his AC and saves?"

Wolfie: "Knowing this story, they're all 8999 just to be pedantic."

Miku: "Wolfie!"

Wolfie: "Miku, what the hell..." looks at Miku, "...are you wearing?"

Miku is... not... wearing... anything... apart from a lot of incredibly long chains... but by the power of a T-rating, we won't go into any more detail, but be assured all the important bits were covered.

Miku: "I unleashed my latest power!"

Misty: "Yeah, Wolfie, don't you know anything? The more scantily clad the girl, the greater her power!"

Wolfie: "Only by increasing the nosebleed coefficient of the area."

Misty: "Maybe... but that still helps."

Wolfie: "Not when there are guys on her side too!"

Misty: "Maybe..."

Mikuo: "Um... Miku, are you a slut or something?"

Miku: "No! Except for Wolfie!"

Wolfie: "How can you be a slut for one person?"

Misty: "I dunno... anyway, weren't we in the middle of a fight?"

Everyone realises he is correct, and turns to attack Mikuo... except Mikuo of course, he doesn't turn to attack himself, that would be ridiculous, even by our standards...

Mikuo: "GET ON WITH IT!"

Everyone else: "YES! GET ON WITH IT!"

Okay, okay... sheesh, give a narrator a chance.

Wolfie: "How am I such a fool when narrating... well... that's sort of me... this is confusing."

Clearly we just have multiple personality disorder.

Wolfie: "Right... let's go with that... now... Miku! Grapple him!"

Miku: "Okay!" Chains whip up, flying freely, and approach Mikuo, who dodges them. "Stay still you bastard!"

Mikuo: "I'm not stupid, I know exactly what will happen if you catch me with one of those! You bitchy whore!"

Everyone becomes aware of a dark aura rising, everyone apart from Mikuo apparently...

Mikuo: "I mean, who other than some kind of slutty little whore would wrap herself in chains?"

The dark aura rises higher and more powerful.

Mikuo: "Honestly, are you proud of you own whorishness?"

The aura intensifies to the point that even Mikuo can't ignore it.

Mikuo: "What the hell is that aura?"

Wolfie: The aura coming off him, "Mikuo... what did you say about mai waifu?"

Mikuo: "Erm... well..."

Wolfie's eyes glisten darkly, as he raises his sword, and charges at Mikuo. Mikuo attempts to dodge, but is suddenly caught by one of Miku's chains wrapping around his foot. He attempts to block Wolfie's attack with his metal appendages, but a trio of well-aimed arrows from Misty, some magic from Lumi and a maul from Chewy destroy all the metal arms.

Mikuo: "F***!"

Wolfie: "DIE!"

Wolfie pierces Mikuo with his massive sword. As Mikuo is penetrated, he gasps, shocked by the sudden pain, as Wolfie continues stabbing inwards.

Miku: "Okay, which yaoi fangirl pushed Wolfie out of the narrators seat?"

There wasn't one, I just felt like a random innuendo...

Miku: "Well kindly don't."

Okay... anyways, the point is that Mikuo died, painfully. As in very painfully. As in excruciatingly painfully. As in...

Wolfie&Misty&Miku&Lumi&Chewy: "WE GET THE POINT!"

Mikuo: "And I got the point..." Dies.

Miku: "I almost feel sorry for him, having such a lame pun as his last words..."

Wolfie: "I don't feel sorry for him. That's why he had such a lame pun as his last words... now, Misty, I won our little competition, so I win bragging rights for the rest of this chapter, so sucks to be you."

Misty: "Oh no! How will I survive?"

Wolfie: "On sarcasm evidently. Now Lumi, are we ready with the story?"

Lumi: "We have the most vile and disgusting story ever ready to post, and to be on the safe side, we've put 'the mods on this site suck' in bold as the title."

Wolfie: "Then, upload it!"

Lumi summons a laptop, and taps some keys, before hitting enter.

Lumi: "'Tis done!"

Wolfie: "Now we just need to wait..."

Several hours later.

Wolfie: "I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'C.'"

Miku: "Chains! Which I still haven't changed out of."

Wolfie: "Yeah, do you think you could change now? I don't like the way Kaito's looking at you... or was looking at you until Meiko gouged his eyes out with a broken bottle."

Miku: "Sounds painful."

Wolfie: "Meh, he's the comedy-relief character, he can survive anything."

Miku: "Fair point."

Suddenly the scenery started disappearing around them.

Wolfie: "Ah, it has begun!"

The mountain the are sitting on begins to uproot, as several moderators appear, wielding banhammers, and destroying the scenery.

Wolfie: "And now, here we go, back to my fic-zone!"

The group are all sucked into a hole at the top of the mountain, and disappear.

Miku: Mysteriously back in her normal clothes, "Well... this is... unexpected."

Wolfie: "Holy shit, the Big Bad took advantage of my absence..."

The mountain, and everywhere for several miles around was scorched black, and several trees were on fire.

Wolfie: "He... did this to my fic-zone... I must summon the plot marines! Today we march on the Big Bad!"

Miku: "Wolfie darling, aren't you forgetting something?"

Wolfie: "Er... what?"

Miku draws Steve and swings at Wolfie.

Miku: "YOU BETRAYED US ALL!"

Wolfie: "Oh... yeah... that... But Miku darling, there was a good reason behind it all!"

Miku: "And? I'm still going to kick your ass into the middle of next week!"

Wolfie: "And I didn't even have a chance to get laid before trouble hit again. Very well, if it's a fight you want..." Sword materialises, "...then I, as your doting hususbandu, must supply you with one!"

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