Total Drama Return Episode 13 Part 2.
Sorry guys, this chapter is a bit rushed...I have to get to school, so enjoy the surprises this chapter contains!
Luvinmoney – Thanks!
Lovingrace – Why, thank you! So much!
TotalDramaRocksMySocksOff – I wish I could, but firstly, I don't take scenes, and secondly, Eva was already eliminated. I'm sorry.
Sparkling-Nexis137/BFFFFL – I must top that! Erm…You're sweeter then Willy Wonka being injected with a needle that made him go candy-crazy, and caused him to turn everything he touched into candy, and thus making swimming pools into hot chocolate, trees into giant candy canes and lollipops, and he changed the new currency to chocolate coins, and entire square kilometres into pure chocolate! He also replaced the sun with a giant gumball, and made little pieces of candy into the stars, and Mars was made into several Mars Bars. OOOOOOOO!
"Chris, Chris! I figured it out!" Cheered Izzy, screaming in his ear. Chris screamed.
"Okay, Izzy, I get it! Now, who is your valentine?" Said Chris.
"It was obviously…Heather!" Said Izzy.
"And, that is correct. Izzy wins a point for the Funky Monkeys. Go nuts." Said Chris, but suddenly, all of the other fourteen contestants ran up.
"Chris, we figured it out!" Said everyone. Chris gasped.
"How did you all figure it out so quickly?" Said Chris.
"It was pretty easy." Said Brady.
"Okay, whatever…" Said Chris. Bridgette, Beth and Gwen all failed, because they all thought Geoff, when Geoff had actually gotten Dawn. Trent had been right in guessing Gwen, making the score 2-0. Noah had guessed his correctly too, making the score 2-1. Zeke and Brady had also guessed theirs correctly, making it 2-3 to the Weasels. Izzy's crazy note-writing had made it easy for Justin to figure out it was her, evening the score. Heather had also guessed hers right, while Geoff and LeShawna had both gotten theirs wrong, making the final score 3-4.
"Okay, I am really disappointed. This challenge was a failure!" Said Chris, throwing his hands up in the air, angrily.
"But does that mean we win?" Said Heather, raising her hand.
"Well, I guess so…" Said Chris. The Funky Monkeys cheered, as they had won two times in a row now.
"Alright, but to make up for the lack of drama this challenge brought, I'm throwing in possibly the biggest twist of the season!" Said Chris. Everyone stared at Chris.
"So, this challenge was seriously lame. L-A-M-E. So, to make it double as dramatic, the losing team gets to vote off two members of the losing team!" Said Chris,
"ANOTHER double elimination, Chris? Seriously?" Said Heather in disbelief.
"Shush! I'm not finished! So, after that, THE VIEWERS, will vote for who they want to be safe. One of the two will be safe, and will go to the Funky Monkeys, while the other is eliminated, and goes to Playa Des Losers. So, Cheezel Weasels, pick your two least favourite losers, and vote!" Said Chris. Everyone gasped.
Confessional
Dakota: I've got some major opportunities here…if I can maybe push some of those worthless peons to vote off two people, I can probably join Season 2! But who to vote off…
LeShawna: I'm really not sure who to vote off…I mean, Dawn's a cool girl, she's just sort of…crazy. Zeke is a social weirdo, Sadie's dumb as a pole. Noah's a damn cynic, and Beth and Brady won't stop sucking face! Gosh, this will be hard…
LeShawna was pondering who to vote off. She had originally decided on Sadie, and was heading into the confessional to vote. But suddenly, Dakota walked up the her.
"Oh, hey Dakota. What's up?" Asked LeShawna.
"Nothing much…I just have a teensy suggestion, for my absolute favourite camper." Said Dakota. LeShawna beamed in pride.
"Speak up, girl. Your favourite camper's listening." Said LeShawna.
"Vote off Beth and Brady. Either way, one of them needs to go. Together, they're a huge threat." Said Dakota.
"How so, girl?" Said LeShawna.
"Well, Beth got to the Final Two in Season 2. And Brady, who would actually vote him off? He's sweeter then honey. Together, they could actually rule this game." Said Dakota.
"I never thought about that…Dakota, you are right, girl! I agree! Thank you!" Said LeShawna. Dakota grinned, and scampered away.
Confessional
LeShawna: I know it has to be either Beth or Brady…I'd feel terrible voting for Beth, she's my girl, so I guess it's Brady, and someone else. Probably Noah. Sorry.
Dakota: I really don't mean to be evil, I just want on Season 5...I really, really, really do…
Noah had originally decided to vote off Zeke and Dawn. He was walking into the confessional when he saw Dakota in there. He screamed, causing Dakota to scream.
"Dakota! What are you doing in there?" He said, gasping for breath.
"Just venting. But Noah! You were my absolute favourite during Season 1, 2, and 3. So, I can't just let you stay in the dark!" Said Dakota, beginning to fake weep.
"What is it? Is Katie breaking up with me?" He said frantically.
"Uh, no…your team is planning to vote you off, along with Beth." Said Dakota. Noah gasped.
"But why me? There's no way I'd win a vote against Beth…" Said Noah.
"I know. I heard Beth and Brady talking a while ago, and they're intimidated by your use of sarcasm and knowledge." Said Dakota. Noah's upper lip curled and he snarled.
"So, they want to vote off the only smart person on their team? Maybe I should vote them off, because they apparently have no brains!" Said Noah.
"Do what you must, Noah. But don't let me change your opinion." Said Dakota.
Confessional
Noah: It's got to be Beth or Brady. And why did I believe Dakota so much? It's because voting me off would be exactly the kind of stupid thing my numbskull teammates would do.
Soon, Dakota had gotten Sadie and Zeke to vote for Beth and Brady. She had bribed Sadie with a basket of cookies, and she had bribed Zeke by telling him that if they don't go, he will. She had hoped that four votes was enough against them. Soon, all of the Cheezel Weasels were sitting by the elimination.
"In case you dum-dums have already forgotten, I'm going to go over the unique portion of this ceremony." Said Chris. The Cheezel Weasels rolled their eyes.
"So, all of you have voted twice, making a total of fourteen votes. Whichever two get the most out of all the votes, will be up for elimination. The viewers will then vote on who gets to stay. The winner will remain in the game, and go to the Funky Monkeys, while the other is eliminated." Said Chris. Noah was glaring at Beth and Brady intensely.
"So, without further ado, let's get on with the votes." Said Chris.
"The first three safe with no votes are…" Said Chris. Everyone crossed their fingers.
"All the girls, except for Beth." Said Chris. LeShawna, Sadie, and Dawn cheered, while Beth gasped.
"What? Why would people want to vote for me? I thought I was nice!" Stammered Beth.
"Safe with only two votes….is Zeke!" Said Chris. Zeke cheered, and caught his marshmallow with his foot and munched it.
"Seriously? I got more votes then that?" Said Noah. Zeke growled at him defensively.
"Anyways, so Noah, Beth and Brady. Two of you are about to leave the Cheezel Weasels forever, and either way, the happy couple will split be split up." Said Chris. Beth held onto Brady's hand tightly.
"So, the last one safe, with only three votes, is…." Said Chris.
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"Beth."
Beth gasped in surprise, and caught her marshmallow, heaving great big sobs, and clutched her head into her boyfriend's chest, sobbing. Brady patted her hair comfortingly.
"Don't worry, Bethy Bear. I'll win a vote against Noah." Said Brady.
"It's not that…I should be in your place!" Said Beth, blubbering.
"No, Bethy Bear. It'll all be fine." Said Brady.
"No, it won't…don't you know? Noah's a fan favourite!" Said Beth, blubbering.
"Either way, it'll still be fine." Said Brady.
"So! Viewers! Decide who you want to keep in the game! Brady or Noah? I'm personally keening on Brady…" said Chris. Brady nodded in approval
Viewers! Now it's your time to shine! Vote on WHO YOU WANT TO STAY! Not who you want to go. So, vote