Here's a new chap. Hope you like it ;))
"You were drunk?!", Natsu and Kinana exclaimed.
Cobra nodded. "Yeah. It was, when I was first met her, while Kinana went off somewhere..."
Flashback
We were both talk a lot about ourselves. I even asked her about how did she still alive since she was once to be a ghost. However, her replied was mumbling or said something a weird language. I was really curious.. what is she going to say... As soon as it's started to get dark, Elin and I found a bar so we can rest for a while
"Look over there. There's a bar!", she said, pointed to me.
"Oh yeah. Now that I'm think about that, I'm really hungry", Cobra said.
"How about we should drink a wine too?", Elin smiled at him.
As the crimson-haired man heard it, his body started to shiver. Of course. Alcohol is his weakness. He couldn't say no to his old friend. Or else, she might became a monster.
"Su.. Sure...", he uttered, gave a fake smiled.
"Let's go then"
As Cobra and Elin were finally ate their dinner, they started to drink a wine. As the crimson-haired man took a sipped on a wine, he started became drunk in instant.
"Hic... Not bad..", he said, put his head on the table.
"So you can't stand on drink alcohol eh?', Elin said, drank her wine. She's didn't looked drunk yet. She almost look like Cana.
"Of course I can do it", he shouted. "Forkchop!", Cobra said, and hit the table, as his fork started to fly away somewhere which someone got it and screamed in pain.
The blonde-haired woman giggled. "Not bad... Forkchop!", she did the same as he did. Another man screamed again.
Cobra started to laugh insanely. "So... how's your relationship with Kinana?", Elin started asked some question.
"It's great. And you know, that woman is actually Cubellious", he answered without thinking since he couldn't controlled himself now.
"I see...", she said, pour a wine for him. And her face started to become red.
"You never answer my question, Elin"
"What's your question?"
"What's your magic?", he asked.
"A reequip. ...And even I'm an android", she answered. She, also answered without thinking.
"An android,eh?", Cobra didn't looked interested at all, and continued to take a sip of wine.
"Yup. To be honest, I ran away form home", she said. "Because... they want me because I'm nothing but a weapon", she continued.
"Weapon eh? SO why did you called yourself as a weapon?", he asked, still drunk.
"If they took me away... the leader will finally became an android too", she replied.
Cobra remained silent. He had no idea what to say anymore. But as they continued to drink, someone distrubed them.
"I can see that you two have fun", an unfamiliar man smirked.
"Yo! What can I do for ya?", the crimson-haired man asked, drink a whole bottle of wine.
"How about this. If I win, I tak that woman"
"Bring it on, bun head", Cobra dared.
However... 30 minutes later... he defeated by an unfamiliar man. He was finally passed out from the drunk. He drank too much wine.
"I guess I won. Now, let's go", he said, pulled her away.
"Wait a second, you didn't even challenge me", she said.
"Oh yeah? Can't you even fight me?"
"Let's have a drink then", she said, ordered 10 bottles of wine.
"Heheh.. I can drink it all of it in no time"
"If I win, you should pay all the bill and leave him alone", Elin made a deal.
"Alright then"
An hour later, Bacchus was finally defeated.
"The deal is a deal", she said, carried Cobra from the back while he was still drunk.
"She's.. she's so strong...!", one of the customer said.
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A moment later, Cobra was finally woke up. He and Elin are now at the riverbank. "Wh..Where am I?", he asked
At the riverbank", she replied.
"What happened to me?"
"It's nothing. Yóu're just passed out because you were so tired", she lied and smiled.
"I.. I see"
Seriously.. what happened to me?
Flashback over
"That's how it is", Cobra had finally explained everything back then.
"So that's means, if Elin had been caught by Brain, he might be undefeatable, right?", Kinana guessed.
"I think that's how it is"
Not long after that, Cobra could hear someone was snoring. It was Natsu, of course.
"Natsu-san.. you should wake.."
"Matte, I have a better idea", he cut Kinana's words. She blinked twice.
As Cobra put his hand on the salamander's mouth, he put all of his poison magic into his mouth. Which, made him woke up and puke the poison out.
"Wh-What was that for, you bastard?!"
"For not listening about my drunk's memory", the crimson-haired man sighed and Kinana gave a fake smiled.
As Natsu had finally took out all of the poison...
BOOM
There's a strange sounds of explosion.
"EUREKA!"
Omake(Ryuzetsu Land 2, warning: contains yaoi, but not 18+)
Kinana: So where are we going next? I would love to see some fish, you know.
Cobra: Well, it's up to you. It's not that I care about this place.
Kinana: (Giggle)
Cobra: What are you laughing about?!
Kinana: Nothing. It's rarely that you come again
Cobra: Whatever.. By the way, I like your floaty snake
Kinana: (Laughed) Thanks
As soon as they enjoyed looked al the fish, Kinana saw a Love love slider. She then started to push her both index finger 3 times and looked at Cobra.
Cobra: ...? What the hell are you looking at me like that?
Kinana: We.. Well... I've been wondering that, we could go and ride the love love slider too
Cobra: What do you mean by 'too'?
Kinana: While you're gone in the prison, Lyon and Gray, Gajeel and Levy, Lily and Carla, Juvia and Lucy and Evergreen and Elfman went to go together. So, it would be great if we go too.. (blush)
Cobra: Like hell I'm going to go on a dumb ride
Kinana: Demo-
Natsu: Then I'll go with you
Kinana: Natsu-san..?!
Natsu hold her hand tightly and went to the slide
Cobra: You bastard! Don't take my woman?! And wait.. isn't he had a motion-sickness?!
Natsu: Oh yeah? Then why won't you go with her before I came?
Cobrä: That thing for childish, salmond head!
Natsu: Slanty-eyes!
Cobra: Yours are just like mine too, Pinky
Natsu: NOBODY CAN CALL ME PINKY!
Kinana: You guys...
And.. they started to fight again. She then sighed.
Kinana: Ne, why won't you guys...
Ichiya: Watch out!
A weird man quickly started to aim on Kinana, Natsu and Cobra. It was so fast but it's lucky that the crimson-haired man saved her again by pushed her somewhere. However.. Ichiya just pushed Natsu and Cobra to the slider which made them go on together. As they sliding together so fast, they started to embrace each other tightly so they won't let go each other.
Cobra: WHY AM I ALWAYS WITH YOU?!
Natsu: THAT'S MY LINE!
And.. the salamander's face became green and going to puke.
Cobra: PINKY, DON'T YOU DARE PUKE ON ME! OR I KILL YA!
Kinana had saw everything. Though she wasn't felt hurt at all. She was.. more like very shocked. It was her first time to see it.
Kinana: Is that how boy's love is..? Even though it's weird but...
Her mind started to wild. She imagined that Cobra and Natsu can be hot together. The two men's face became so passion from shocked..
Natsu: Oh Erik...
Cobra: Natsu...
Kinana started to blush and suddenly nose-bleeding.
Kinana: This can't be happening! If Erik finds out that I shipped them, he might thought I'm weird...!
Sorry if anyone doesn't like yaoi. But it can't be help. I don't like Cobra with anyone else except Kinana. However, if Cobra x Natsu, I think it looked hot to me XD I just like them. But not as I love Cobkina :D Don't be mad alright. I don't have an idea for omake, that's all. While I read fem!natsu x Cobra, Whispers in the dark, which is rate M but I don't see for 18 yet, I've got Cobra x Natsu idea XD I like yaoi just a little. But I can't see any yaoi moment about FT much.
Btw, if you didn't understand why Kinana had a floaty snake, as I looked at tumblr and check on Kinana's tag, I saw ova 5 had been released but in raw. I'm really happy that she's there too kyaaa! XD though it's too bad that Cobra isn't there :( And the worst part of it, someone just started to ship Kinana x Laki nooooo! XC Well, I thought it would be Mirajane since she's always beside her ;D