Chapter 38. Six more chapters after this! Hallelujah!
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory YES! YES! YES! and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? If you're adding to it later, then you didn't really end it. You just put it on hiatus. And simply putting it on hiatus is not something your reviewers want you to do. They want you to END it already. oh yah asnd prepz stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX6666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Satan and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Draco's car. I went in it seduktivly. Stan Who's Stan? Is this the same Stan who keeps popping up in Thomas Brown's Prayer Warriors? started 2 drive it. We talked about Satanism (lolz he wuz named after Satan), kuttting, musik and being goffik.
"Oh my satan, Gerard is so fuking hot!11" Volxemort agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy We don't care about your opinion on bi guys, Tara.)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice. "….Hey Satan do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Volxemortseruem?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink Vampire blod." Maybe Sinister will end up drinking all of Ebony's blood and killing her...
Suddenly Volxemort parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Satan and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. Seriously, what's so interesting about a person exercising that they're watching a whole movie about it? In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer Quick, guys! Hide the Froot Loops! Hide the Apple Jacks! Hide the Cheerios! THE CEREAL KILLER IS COMING! came lol. What's so funny about a person killing cereal? Are you guys really that sadistic? Satan and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists. Never mind. Of course you are. Why did I even bother asking?
While Satan was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Satan's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar What kind of a cigar has that much detail on it? Especially since you don't exactly keep the butts when you're done. At least, you're not supposed to... sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Who the hell cares what kind of bag it is? Satan turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere. How the hell did you manage that? Are these cigars magic? Well, I suppose they would be, wouldn't they?
"OMG!111" Satan said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Enoby gess what?"
I new that the amnesia had worked. If it worked, dear Ebony, then "Satan" would be looking at you and going, "Who the hell are you? Who the hell am I?" In other words, he wouldn't remember you, or anything else in his life, for that matter.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. Wait, so just because something doesn't exist yet... it means it doesn't work in that time? I mean, that's not what I learned from Doctor Who..."2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u." This girl clearly has no clue what amnesia is...
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. Ebony must really like taking people's shit. She has some major brain issues, if you ask me... but then again, we already knew that. He had six-pak justr lik Gerard Way!11 Also like a bunch of other guys who just happen to work out a lot... We frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us Did she at least make sure not to miss your heart? she was a prep. Or more like people are watching a movie and don't want to see you two fucking when they're trying to enjoy said movie. I'm not even sure that's legal... Is it legal in Europe to have sex in public? *checks Google* Well, according to one website it isn't. But then, Ebony probably doesn't give two shits about the law.
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her suking all her blood. Jeez, you don't have to kill the poor woman just because she was interrupting your sexy time with Satan. She was just doing her duty as a good citizen by informing you that you were breaking the law... Especially considering you're scarring people for life by doing so...
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the preps in da theater screamed Because that is the normal, human response to seeing something like that happening mere feet away from you. but everyone else crapped Their pants, because they were too terrified of the bloodsucking vampire who randomly attacked a poor woman and probably even killed her to even make a noise? koz Satan and I loked so cute 2gether. Cute is the last thing I would think after witnessing something like that. Satan and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" Voldremort asked in a turned-on voice. What do you mean, how did she do that? It's not like she did something impossible.
"I'm a vampire." I said as we went into the car. Like, he couldn't have guessed that from what he just saw? Does anyone in this fic have a single brain cell in their skulls? Or is there just empty space in there?
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum beer. Satan started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?" If you wanted to see the whole movie, you shouldn't have tried screwing in public.
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Satan parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Draco and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Marylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol. Why does she always seem to think that things are hilarious when in reality they aren't even slightly funny?
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Marlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Satan. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Mikey Way. Seriously, does Gerard have a brother? Because I'm not exactly familiar with Gerard Way, so I have no clue if he has any siblings or not. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Marylin Mason stopped singing.
"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" Of course they're going to perform. Their new leadsinger IS a Sue, after all. he said. I ran onstage. Lucian, Samaro, Snap and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song I wouldn't think so, seeing as you don't even know how to spell them right) My voice sounded lik a pentagram Should we count this as a drink? Especially since she didn't say "geddit" right after? betwen Amy Lee and a gurl version of Gerard Woy Do I want to know what that sounds like? Probably not. Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Lucian started playing da song wrong by mistak.
"OMFG!1" yielded James. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Lucian.
"You fuking ashhole!1" James shouted angrily. Hey, calm down, he said he was sorry!
"U guys are such prepz!11" Snap said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Serious.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro. Seriously, CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Lucan but it wuz 2 late James tried 2 shoot off his arm. Can anyone explain to me how he managed to shoot anything when it said he had a knife? Or better yet, why I'm even trying to rationalize it? I mean, we all learned from the very beginning that in Taraland, things are allowed to not make sense.
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11 *Le gasp* Does this mean... what I think it means? Do I dare hope?
"No!111" YES! *pumps fist* yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak. Enoby's dead! She's FINALLY DEAD! And... *stares at amount of chapters left* there's six more chapters left?