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Dear Mommy and Daddy,
This is not what I expected and I don't want to be famous if that means living in this dump! There is no way I can live here with Chris! It's so not fair because he gets this room service and all this nice stuff and I don't even get a clean room with room service! Can you believe that? I thought the vacuum was a robot for like the first week here! I tried stealing the key to Chris's room and even offered to sleep with him so I could get what I wanted and he wouldn't because he told me I was annoying and like no matter how drunk he got that it wasn't happening! How could he talk to me like that?! I offered him what he wanted and even tried to steal nice things from him and nothing seems to work with that stubborn jerk!
Okay, so I don't even know where to begin with how bad this place is and the people here don't make it any better. I mean they just leave pizza boxes and soda cans in the hallway and like nobody cleans them up! Isn't that like Chef's job? I thought that he was the only person who even worked for him! Chef also told me that Chris hasn't paid him in almost a year so I have no clue why he even sticks around. I always get cold showers around here because I sleep in until noon and by the time I'm up it's like everyone is already at the pool or playing hockey in the hallway and the second I step out into the hall I usually get trampled by the guys running around that aren't paying attention to me! How hard is it to pay attention to me? I mean I'm one of the prettiest girls here and they should want to look at me! The guys at my school back home always want to carry stuff for me so these losers should too!
Did you guys ever hear of a washing machine? They have one of those things here and they're used to clean clothes. It took me forever to learn how to do it. This guy named Noah charged me for washing lessons but that's okay because I wasn't the only one in the class, there was this guy Geoff who there too and he hasn't washed his clothes in over a year! I passed the class after like 5 tries but that other guy is just never going to get it.
I met a guy while I was here. His name is Sam and he's the sweetest! Yeah, he's not like the guys back at home but he's sweet and he's showing me how to play video games and beat them! It's the most fun I've ever had. Last week I played a fighting game on 4 player with Sam, Tyler and Zoey and it was the most fun I've had in a long time. He's the light at the end of my tunnel and I don't think I would change that, yeah this place isn't the greatest and the people here can be rude and even crazy but as long as I have my sammy I wouldn't change it for the world, he was even there for me when I turned into a crazy mutant thing and I had to get chemical treatments to be normal again. It was crazy and I guess that makes me just like everyone else here. I miss you guys but I'm having a great time.
Love always,
Dakota
So, I'm doing Chef and Chris and then it's done. I hope you guys are enjoying this. We're almost at the end.