AN Hey our 'homies' WHAT THE CRAP! I don't know… okay start again… hey dudes? Nah doesn't have that certain OOMPH! Okay… Sup fellow Twilghters! Yeah that works… okay basically my boyfriend took me out last night on an awesome beyond all awesome date… seriously in the 'Edward Cullen' vicinity of awesomeness for a date! We went to the beach at like 6:00 after I finished work (it's a one and a half hour drive)… no one was there cos it was dark and overcast – adding to the 'Edward' ism… and then after a moonlit walk along the beach… NO JOKE we were the only one's there hand in hand moon shinning and what not… VERY ROMANTIC! So after that he blindfolded me… scary stuff and drove for like 5 minutes and then when he helped me out of the car he took off the blindfold and we were at a Carnival… OME soooo amazing! We went on rides and had fairy floss and dagwood dogs and stuff… then he won me a toy dog… HAHA I named it Jacob! LOL! And then we went to a really nice restaurant for dinner and he paid for EVERYTHING and then we drove home talking about uni and stuff… LIKE WOW! It's going to be a hard date for him to top… and it wasn't even for a reason… our three year anniversary isn't until March so it was completely like WOW! Swoon… it makes me think I've got my own personal slice of Edward LMAO! Okay… on to the chapter… SWOON!
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Chapter dedicated to… none other than our SKITTLEZ! And… Sock-Rocker11, dreamzofhope, Emily-Serena .C, Renesmee Cullen x, Diana Holland, Shazza-Girl
OH and we've gotten a few reviews asking about the whole 'sleep talking together thing'… Well i… me being Andi… sleep talk A LOT! And well my boyfriend likes to record said sleep talking for his later amusement… anywho basically the other day I fell asleep in the car on the way to the coast with his mum, dad, bro and him… basically he fell asleep too and his lil bro recorded us 'sleep talking' together… I watched it later and much to my embaressment I'd said 'I love you' countless times infront well behind cos his parents were in the front seats… but infront of his parents and he'd replied with ' I love you too kid ' and it was just so funny cos then I asked for an apple and he said we only have pineapples… LOL anywho true story… and the other question that was asked a lot was 'are Bella and Edward together yet?' the answer… No… they're just doing it for show at school… although they are madly in like with each other… Okay sorry for the long authors note… now onto the story! HEHE!
A towel, a tree and a Bella moment…
BPOV
"So you see mum... we needed our new clothes..."
"Yes, see I knew I was right... Good job girls, and I must say, good choice on the pyjamas. Alice... You're a genius!" I hated doing this to Renee but really the clothes were great... Alice really didn't want to leave Victoria's Secret... apparently I'd be needing some 'sexy' clothes... she just knew... freaky pixie!
About an hour later Alice and Rose dragged me up to their room... great bring on the headache!
"Dad... err Phil, can't see you with a headache... he'll grow suspicious!" Rose said when I looked at them puzzled. My sisters really were evil genius'.
"Izzy, we wanted to talk to you about something..." Alice said pulling me onto her bed.
"Yeah..." now I'm worried.
"Well... basically... we think you should step it up a notch with Eddie... we all should... it's fun this little 'cat and mouse game' we have going on... that is... unless you've fallen for him?" Rose wasn't one to talk... she was basically writing up the Wedding invitations.
"HELL NO! Let's erm... do it?" why did I say it like a question?
"Izzy?" CRAP!
"Yes?"
"You haven't fallen for him have you?" Alice continued.
"No! PFT why would I?"Because he's sweet, funny, a rebel, amazing on the guitar, sexy, kind, caring, great singer, sexy... wait I already thought that one...
"Izzy... Hello? Earth to Izzy! BOING!" Rose jumped in place and made a stupid noise.
"What the crap?"
"Okay, so we've established no 'feelings' for Edward... so you, Ali and I have to step it up... Blaze won't be here for a week and we've got to get these boys in shape so they can pass the Blaze and Abby criteria for dating us..." Rose said matter of factly.
"WAIT WHAT? Dating us? I thought we weren't supposed to be falling for them!" Oh god my sisters are nuts!
"Not yet." Alice said with a wicked grin.
"Huh?" I'm completely confused.
"We want these boys eating out of the palm of our hands... Blaze would be so proud. Plus you know he's going to be giving us a 'payback' after what we made Abby put him through..." Alice trailed off and we all giggled... Good times, good times.
"So if we've already 'got' the boys it'll be easier." Alice's thinking really is a bit screwed at times.
"Alice, Rosalie... I haven't the slightest clue what you're on about but... it does sound like fun... and I'm really enjoying this 'game' with Edward."
"He's enjoying it too..." Alice murmured.
"What?" she's gone nuts!
"Edward... well he told me something... I'm not sure if... well he wouldn't want me to... oh don't worry!" Alice jumped up and raced for the door.
"You need a shower! I can smell you from here!" OH THAT'S IT!
"PILLOW FIGHT!" I yelled and ran at Alice with a big teddy... okay not exactly pillow fight... let's just say 'whatever you can grab that is closest to you in the limited amount of time one has after screaming pillow fight to one's two sisters who have a room basically full of stuffed weird stuff – fight!' wow that's a mouth full!
EPOV
I climbed the tree. Not an easy thing to do. Her house is a two story house with a little window box outside each window... that'd be a pretty nasty fall. I looked in her room and it was empty but the window was open... Then I heard footsteps in the hall. I hid amongst the leaves in case it wasn't Bella. Then she walked into the room... HOLY CRAP IN A TOWEL!
She was holding her head.
I'm amazed you looked away from her body!
I moved forward slightly… she's in pain you idiot shut up!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING SHE'S BARELY CLOTHED! SHE'LL FREAK!
Then I stopped. She looked toward the window... she didn't see me.
She shrugged and turned her back to the window to shut her door. Why am I still sitting here? I moved forward again and a twig cracked beneath my foot. I looked up to make sure I didn't scare her, but I didn't see her searching for the source of the noise instead she was putting a song on her CD player.
She was reaching over the table with one of her legs bent up in the air... HOT!
The room was filled with Misery Business – Paramore!
I only knew that song because it was the only one Bella beat me on at Guitar Hero... c'mon it's a chicks song!
Yeah, yeah...
I was about to drop to the ground again so that Bella could dress without a 'stalker' freak outside her window when she faced the door and dropped her towel to the ground...
HOLY FREAKING CRAP!
I felt like a two year old seeing someone kiss in a movie as I slammed my hands over my eyes. Then I almost fell. I grabbed the tree. WHOA!
I looked up to the window to make sure I didn't scare Bella. Beautiful... sexy Bella.
She was swaying her hips to the music. She had on some really cute Superman boy shorts and a superman singlet... a very, VERY skimpy singlet.
HOLY CRAP! I'M EXPECTED TO ACTUALLY CONVERSE WITH A GIRL WHEN SHE'S WEARING THAT?
Cool it Eddie! COLD SHOWER… DEFINITE COLD SHOWER NEEDED!
I jumped from the tree almost falling flat on my face... haha 'Bella moment' I thought to myself as I strolled into their backyard. They had a largish swimming pool… Hmm if it gets too bad back in that room a nice COLD dip in the pool could help… a huge tent set up... what the crap? And a small tree house... it must have been there before the girls moved in but it still brought a smile to my face thinking of Bella up there.
"Romeo, Romeo, where forth art thou Romeo..." I can hear Bella saying it now...
Whoa snap out of it Lover Boy! And; Romeo... Don't you mean 'Blazey, Blazey?' she's like WITH him!
Not for long. An evil grin took place of my smile...
Ken, Izzy is in her room... waiting for you... apparently you ran away...
Smooth moves Romeo!
Barbie. AKA – Alice.
Crap! She saw me! I messaged a quick reply to Alice saying thanks and asking if she can read minds... Romeo?? and then made my way back to her tree.
BPOV
Okay... I knew he was out there... as soon as I came in my room my head felt better... he was defiantly close... why on earth did he run?
Probably didn't like what he saw!
EVIL IZZY! Shut up! We're hot!
Yeah... okay fine...
My phone went off. I reached over from my bed to my night stand. My head was pulsing I hope he comes back... I hope I didn't scare him away.
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Then I heard something small hit my window. Then again. And again.
"Bella... Bella? PST Bella!" I heard Edward whisper shouting to me.
I got up and my head spun. I walked to the window and saw him below me.
"Interesting show." He said.
"Well... you were perving!" I whispered down to him.
"May I come up m'lady?" and then he bowed. SWOON!
"Sir..." and I 'fake curtseyed'.
He gave me a crooked smile and jumped into the lower limbs of the tree.
Before I could find him he was swinging into my window from the closest branch. I moved out of the way and he stood in front of me.
"Damn Balance." I muttered.
"I heard that... and you're perfect just how you are." He kissed my forehead. I instantly felt better.
I threw my arms around him. "Thanks for coming... then leaving... then coming back... jerk!" I added for effect.
"Welcome sexy." He said chuckling.
AN – And the night shall continue... when we update!
What does everyone want to happen??? REVIEW and we'll pick the best one to put in... along with our own obviously... just to get you're heads spinning... Phil walks in on Eddie and Bella... in a 'compromising' position...
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