Dinosaurs on a Spaceship! I had so much fun writing this! Thanks for the reviews and enjoy the chapter!
{Egypt 1334 B.C.}
The Doctor quickly rushed to the TARDIS with a very determined woman following him. There was pillars surrounding the TARDIS with hieroglyphs written on the walls. Also the room was very dimly lit with the few stands that held a bowl fire. "Bye, then. Lovely meeting you. Sorry about the mess!"
The woman grabbed him by his tweed before he could step foot in the TARDIS. She pulled him around to face her and shoved him up against the TARDIS's front doors. "You think I'll just let you leave without me, after what we've just been through?"
"You've got the Egyptian people to rule, Queen Nefertiti. They'll need reassuring after that weapon-bearing giant alien locust attack we just stopped rather brilliantly. Plus I have a wife now." The Doctor rambled on.
"You mean Rose? She wouldn't mind if I shared you." Queen Nefertiti combed his hair back with her fingers.
"I think she might mind, and so would I." The Doctor kept grabbed her hands and placing them by her own side but she kept on roaming her hands over his body. The Doctor squirmed under her alluring gaze and tired to escape her grasp, but she had a vice grip on his lapels.
"Just you, me, and Rose. It could be fun." She breathed in his scent. Then came a clown like horn from the Doctor's pocket.
"Oh, excuse me, ah." The Doctor quickly swung her around so she was up against the TARDIS and he dug into his pockets. He pulled out his physic paper and flipped open the flap of leather. "Oh dear, sorry. I've got it set to iMessage. Ooo, that's interesting."
"What is?" She leaned in to the Doctor's paper message.
He pulled it from her view. "Nothing. Not interesting. Not at all. Ooo, haven't been there in awhile." Queen Nefertiti sighed in impatience and grabbed the Doctor by the lapels of his tweed and shoved him inside the TARDIS. "Exciting! I'm off!" And she followed him inside.
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{IPA 2367 A.D.}
"Honey! I'm home!" The Doctor practically ran out of the TARDIS to avoid the hands of the Egyptian queen. He dodged around people to find Rose and as soon as he did he ran up behind Rose and hugged her middle. "I missed you."
Rose was at a panel looking up something on the touch screen in front of her. The Doctor and Rose got a message from the Indian Space Agency and they needed assistance with something that could be a danger to Earth.
The Doctor dropped Rose off to go gather a 'Gang' for their investigations. His first stop was Egypt.
"Okay, then." Rose stood still, and patted his hands. "For me you were gone five minutes. How long were you away?" Rose turned around to face him.
"Uh." The Doctor scratched the back of his head. "Maybe, uh, three days?"
"Three days? What were you doing for three days, in Egypt? Who did you get for our gang?" Just then Nefertiti walked up behind the Doctor. "You went to Egypt to get Queen Nefertiti?"
"Ah, yes, is- is- is that okay?" The Doctor stuttered at Rose's questioning look.
"Okay? It's fantastic." Rose walked around thee Doctor and towards the queen. "Neffy!"
"Rose!" The two women were talking like old friends; which they were.
The Doctor, obviously feeling uncomfortable, walked towards the woman who originally contacted them.
"Have the details, yet?" He looked at the screen in front of him.
"Craft size approximately ten million square kilometers." She touched the glass to make the unidentified object to enlarge on the screen.
"A ship the size of Canada coming at Earth very fast. Any signs of life?"
"We sent up a drone craft. It took these readings." Indira pointed to the corner of the screen where some information was shown.
"Crikey, Charlie, look at that." Rose and Nefertiti finally joined them. "Ooo, I know someone who'd love to have a look at that. And the Ponds."
Nefertiti looked at the technology that was centuries out of date to her. "Rose!" The Doctor wrapped his arm around Rose's shoulders.
"Mustn't forget the Ponds. Haven't seen them in ages. We're riffing. People usually stop me when I'm riffing or carry on without me.
That's also an option."
"Can you communicate with this craft?" Nefertiti pointed towards the ship on screen.
The Doctor stood between Rose and the Egyptian queen and wrapped both of his arms around their shoulders. "She's with us. Good question, Neffy."
"No. No response on any channel, in any recognized language. If it comes within ten thousand kilometers of Earth, we send up missiles."
"Oh, Indira, I liked you before you said missiles. How long till the ship gets that close?"
"Six hours nineteen minutes." Indira answered.
"Right. Better get a shift on, then. Leave it with us." The Doctor grabbed the queen's hand. "Come on, Neffy." And with his other hand he grabbed his wife's. "Come on, Rose. We're going to need help."
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{African Plains 1902 A.D.}
The Doctor walked over to where a tent was pitched and chairs were surrounding a bonfire. "More stew?"
"Where've you been, man? Seven months. You said you were popping out for some liquorice. I had two very disappointed dancers on my hands. Not that I couldn't manage." The man chewed his food and smirked at the Doctor.
Rose popped out from behind John Riddell's tent. "'Ello Rid!" The man looked up and set down his bowl of stew next to him.
"My lord! It's Rose Tyler!" Riddell extended his arms and Rose went in for the hug. But he pulled her down so she was sitting across his lap.
"Oh!" Rose gasped in surprise.
"Oi! Hands off my wife." The Doctor stood up.
"Wife?" Riddell looked from Rose to the Doctor and back. "Who would want to marry you?" He laughed and Rose muffled a snort. The Doctor sat back down.
"Is there anyone in this universe who you haven't met yet?" The Doctor asked Rose.
"Doctor, I spent a long time searching for you. And I met some friends along the way." She smiled at Riddell; who returned the smile a bit too flirtatiously. "And, uh." Rose got up from his lap and walked over to the Doctor and sat down on his instead. "The only man who I will sit on is you." Rose patted his shoulder.
"Sit on?" The Doctor asked.
"Take it or leave it." Rose purposed.
"Right, Riddell, listen. We've found, well, something."
"No, no, no, no, no. I shan't fall for that again." He picked up his stew again and began eating it. After his spoonful and the Doctorlooking around the prairie like he would rather be somewhere else, Riddell finally caved. "What is it?"
"We've no idea. Do you want to find out?" The men smiled at each other as Rose thought for a second.
"Wait." Rose stood up from the Doctor's lap and walked to the other side of the fire. "Did you say dancers?"
The men exchanged looked of secrecy. The Doctor stole a glace at his feet and Riddell stared into his bowl. "We ah- we-" Riddell coughed and avoided eye contact with Rose. "We did have a ah- early um- bemmsndr purrty." He mumbled as he ran a hand over his face.
"What was that?"
"An early bachelor party! We didn't know when we would be able to see each other again so I threw a party for him and as soon as he saw the lovey ladies I had invented he left for some liquorice."
Rose looked at the guilty men and laughed a bit. "I don't care. But what I do care about is the TARDIS, and what might happen if we leave Neffy in there longer than we already have."
The Doctor bolted up and clapped his hands together. "Right, the TARDIS, Riddell, ready to go?"
"More ready then I'll ever be."
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With their gang almost assembled the Doctor materialized the TARDIS at the Pond's house and then when he heard them in the TARDIS he took off again. "Hello! You weren't busy, were you? Well, even if you were, it wasn't as interesting as this probably is. Didn't want you to miss it. Now, just a quick hop."
Neffy and John were awing around the console while Rose was hanging over the railing looking at the panic stricken Ponds with a very shocked and confused man on top of a ladder. Rose stood up straight and furrowed her brows, and the Ponds were still on either side of the ladder and holding on tight to it.
The TARDIS landed and the Doctor flew around the console. "Everybody grab a torch." Just then the man on top of the ladder then dropped a light bulb that he was holding. Neffy and John grabbed torches and made their way out of the TARIDS, the Doctor followed them and left the four people on board.
"Rose?" Rory called out. "What's happening?"
"Rory, I think that you're gonna have to explain some things to your father." Amy and Rory's heads whipped around to look at Rose and the man climbed down from the ladder and looked around.
"Rosie?" Rory's dad looked at the blonde woman who was.
"Oh, hi Brian." Rose wiggled her fingers at him briefly and a bit awkwardly before grabbing a torch and running out of the TARDIS. Rose walked out to see the Doctor in a corner examining some spider webs.
The panicked Rose trotted over to him and nudged his arm. "We have a situation upon the TARDIS."
"Look Rose! Spiders. Don't normally get spiders in space." Neffy and Riddell were exploring the craft while Amy and Rory just walked out of the TARDIS with Rory's father.
"What the-" Brian looked around and then at the TARDIS itself.
"Doctor, that's great, but I think we have a bigger problem than spiders."
"Don't move!" The Doctor yelled and everyone froze. "Do you really think I'm that stupid I wouldn't notice?" He walked over to the confused man and shined his torch in his face. "How did you get aboard, eh? Transmat? Who sent you?"
"Doctor. That's my dad." Rory told him.
The Doctor looked from Rory to Brian and back. "Well frankly, that's outrageous."
"What?"
"You think you can just bring your dad along without asking? I'm not a taxi service, you know."
"You materialized around us." Rory explained to the Doctor in a very adult like manner. Sometimes you had to use an parental voice around the Doctor otherwise he won't understand you.
"Oh. Well, that's fine, then. My mistake. Hello, Brian." The Doctor shook his hand and Brian smiled at the young looking man. "How are you? Nice to meet you. Welcome, welcome." The Doctor turned around and looked at all the people he had with him. "This is the gang. I've got a gang. Yes. Come on then, everyone." The Doctor said walking off.
"Tell him something, quick." Amy told Rory and ran off to the Doctor.
"Yes, thank you!" Rory turned to Rose and sighed.
"I'm not entirely sure what's going on." Brian told the two of them.
Rose and Rory exchanged looks of unsureness. "You know when Amy and I first got married and we went traveling."
"To Thailand." Brian nodded.
"More the entirety of space and time." Brian's face went blank. "In that police box." He turned around to stare at the blue box. Then something shook the ground beneath them, Rory looked to Rose and she shrugged.
They then took either side of Brian and walked towards the group of people. When they finally caught up the Doctor seemed to be introducing Amy to the 'gang'. "-they're with us."
"Charmed." Riddell said to Amy.
"With you and Rose? They're with you and Rose? Are they the new us? Is that why we haven't seen you two?" Amy fired out the questions at machine gun speed.
"No. They're just people. They're not Ponds. I thought we might need a new gang. Not really had a gang before. It's new." The Doctor shined his light in Amy's face and she squinted from the bright beam.
Then came an electrical noise from two big doors in front of them. Red lights flashed along the doors and the sound was getting louder.
"It's a lift." Rose said.
"And it's coming down." The Doctor said.
"What is it?" Riddell asked.
"No idea."
The doors opened and a very bright light with it, then two large creatures roared.
"Not possible." Brian said, not believing his eyes.
The Doctor smiled for a moment and then told them to, "Run." Everyone in the gang ran for it, but the Doctor just stood there.
Rose backtracked and tugged on his arm.
"Doctor!"
"I know. Dinosaurs! On a spaceship!" He laughed and Rose pulled him away from the extinct animals. They ran after the rest of the group and they all kept looking back at the unreal creatures chasing them.