"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches.
Chapter 38: Ezekiel
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer had echoed out again as a certain homeschooler with a teal toque, a green hoodie and a pretty impressive Canadian accent had taken the hot seat.
"Uh, hello...? Who's there?" Ezekiel said as the announcer's voice caught him by surprise. "I'm sure whoever this is, please take it easy on me..."
"Ezekiel... he- hold on. What? Ohh, good one, Harold! That is rich!"
"Um... what's going on there?" Ezekiel said right to the announcer.
"Oh, right. Ezekiel... uh, just a sec. Bridgette, this queso dip is delicious!"
"Are you having a party up there, eh?" Ezekiel replied again in a assuring tone.
"Oh, it's nothing. It's just me and a few friends. Hey, Justin, Heather, just put those jackets anywhere!" The announcer said off-screen once again.
"Uh, we're doing Know Your Stars. Can't you least focus about me for a second, eh?" Ezekiel replied once again.
"Ohhhhh..." The announcer groaned sarcastingly, "Ezekiel... he- Jacuzzi's warming out there, Geoff! Hope you brought your swimsuit!"
"Hey! You're supposed to be telling them about me, eh?" Ezekiel exclaimed sternly to the snarky announcer.
"I just told them you like Jacuzzi's!" The announcer exclaimed back to the homeschooler.
"You were talking to Geoff!" Ezekiel exclaimed again, and then his look comes to realization of what the announcer was really doing. "Wait a minute, am I the only cast member of Total Drama that wasn't invited to this party?"
"Uhh... uhhhhhh..." The announcer stuttered before he decided to lie under his teeth. "Ezekiel... ehhh, this is awkward..."
Ezekiel just remained speechless because of this occurence.
"I can't believe this..." Ezekiel replied out of sudden jealousy, "I mean, why wouldn't Harold tell me about the party, eh?"
"Tell you about what?" Harold's voice said right out of nowhere. Ezekiel then sees the ubernerd right behind him.
"Harold, what are you doing here, eh? Shouldn't you be at the party?" Ezekiel said to him with an eyebrow raised.
"What party?" Harold said to him, indicating that he didn't know anything about a party. Ezekiel looks shocked at first and then started to snap at a certain announcer's face.
"YOU WEREN'T HAVING A PARTY?" Ezekiel shouted up to the announcer.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gotcha!" The announcer laughed and joked right in Ezekiel's face, "And now you know... Ezekiel!"
"THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME, EH?" Ezekiel shouted angrily at the announcer again. "All I know is that you're dumb and throw fake parties!"
"Fake parties that you're not even invited to. Homeschool!" The announcer teased him to his amusement.
"THAT DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, EH?" Ezekiel angrily lashed out at him, before he had finally enough of the announcer's crap. "I'M OUTTA HERE!"
With the rage of an angry Canuck, Ezekiel left the studio with his feet stomping harshly.
Harold then looked all around for anyone who would step in. Luckily for the uber-nerd, no one was in sight. So it was Harold's turn to take the hot seat again. The announcer saw this and decided to lend out the facts to him.
"Harold McGrady V... get out."
Hearing this, Harold started to feel sad. With his head held down, he got up his seat and left the set looking very pale-faced as the camera backed away from Harold. The announcer then started to laugh incoherently to his face.
"HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I love me!" The announcer laughed once again, "HAHAHAHA!"
Someone's looking for an ass-kicking for sure by the way he fooled Ezekiel.
Next chapter will be the tough man himself, Chef Hatchet! Until then, read and review!