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Subject: Happy way over the hill…

Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear grandpa…. Happy birthday to you….! Imagine a lot of very bad singing with that. Ha ha!

So how old are you now? I'm thinking an even 250! Hope you don't have any candles on your cake, that would be a fire hazard, and fire is bad. Unless caused by a hydrogen grenade for specific purposes… I digress.

So are you having a good birthday? I hope you got the card I sent. I had to once I saw it. It just screamed 'send me to grandpa to piss him off about getting older'. I know…it's a gift.

Nothing new happening here in Starfleet land. We had to host a couple of ambassadors and take them to a conference, but I didn't have to deal with them. Poor Scotty had to get trussed up in his dress uniform along with the other senior officers. I tried hard not to laugh, but I couldn't help it. Still it's a good thing I didn't have to deal with those hoity toity officials. I would most definitely have said something wrong. As you know I never put stock into titles or others who thought themselves better than the rest of us normal people.

I heard Kirk did well though. Probably because the guy can talk out of both sides of his mouth like a professional politician. The fun part is he only does it around said politicians, and sometimes he hides insults in his words that they can't pick up because of his excellent delivery. A true master of words that one.

Gotta go. Kirk destroyed one of the panels in the main dining room after dinner. I think he got pissed that one of the ministers tried hitting on McCoy. I'm slightly jealous myself; not even I managed to get the doctor that flustered.

Anyway, happy birthday you ancient man. Which reminds me…did they have cakes back in the Stone Age? I'm sure you remember…

Take care of yourself! Don't get killed. You need to live to at least 1000. Goals are good for old people, or so I've heard.

Love,

Lexi

The younger, prettier Grimm.