Chapter 38: Love Pill Madness

Cologne and Luna were going though Happosai's things while he was on another raid. While Happosai was terrified of the Princess and was pretty much evenly match with Cologne. It was still a better idea to go though his things while he was away.

"I'll explain why I need to see if he still has another time." Said Cologne.

"Is it dangerous?" asked Princess Luna.

"In a way…" said Cologne, "But esspeiclly in his hands."

As they dug, Cologne found it, it was a golden bracelets with three blue stone, one sky blue, one a dark blue and in one in a shade in between.

That was when Happosai came into the room.

"What are you doing here?" demanded Happosai.

"I was trying to find something that belongs to me." Said Cologne holding the bracelet.

"But that's the only things I have to remember my lost by." Cried Happosai.

"That was me." Muttered Cologne.

"Wow you aged badly." Said Happosai.

"I'm taking this back." Said Cologne.

"Fine. Go ahead." Said Happosai.

Cologne blinked, "What is he up to?" asked Cologne.

"There must be something about that bracelet that she's not telling me about." Thought Happosai.

Cologne placed the bracelet into a box in her the room she shared with Shampoo. Princess Luna was with her.

"So what is the reason why you needed the bracelet away from him?" asked Princess Luna.

"The stone of the Bracelet aren't stones at all." Said Cologne, "But rather love pills."

"Love Pills?" asked Princess Luna.

"Yes, it's a very powerful love potion, when the person who swallows it see someone of the opposite gender they will be in love with that person until the effects run out." Said Cologne.

"I understand why you would want to take it away from him." Said Princess Luna, "With that under his grasp it is scary."

"I know." Said Cologne.

Little did they know that Happosai was listening in.

"Now all I have to is figure out a way in." thought Happosai.

The next day, Kasumi was doing chores around the house when she took out the when she decide to change the sheets on Shampoo's bed. During this time she didn't see Happosai go in and out of the room.

Happosai sat on the rooftop, looked at the bracelet.

"I wonder…" thought Happosai, "Who should I go for first."

He knew he could find a way to keep the ponies in human form if he chose them. Shampoo was also a good one… Maybe Akane. But he needed a test subject.

"The bouncy one." He said with an evil smirk.

That afternoon, Ran and Momo were walking back to the Dojo after school.

"Didn't you find it strange that Happosai didn't do his run today?" asked Ran.

"Maybe he finally learned his lesson and knew he couldn't steal the underwear." Said Momo.

"Maybe." Said Ran.

"Now where am I?" they heard someone yell.

They walked a block and saw Ryoga looking for a map (like that would do any good).

"Hey Ryoga!" said Momo popping up behind him.

Ryoga jumped but then saw Ran.

"Oh… good." Sighed Ryoga, "I'm in Furinkan."

That was when a brown blur came up and jumped onto Momo's breasts, of course it was Happosai.

"Oh man, I love these…" said Happosai.

That was when Ryoga batted the old man away using his umbrella.

"What is that?" asked Ryoga

"We'll tell you later." Sighed Ran.

Happosai began to laugh evilly, he took out the bracelet and took off the middle pill with an evil smirk.

"It's now to try out these love pills." thought Happosai smirking evilly.

He held out the pill to Momo.

"He want this candy?" he asked.

"Sure." Said Momo taking it.

Before Momo could eat it Ran kicked him out of the way.

"Okay… tell me what that is." Said Ran

"Why should I tell you?" asked Happosai.

Neither were paying attention when Momo ate it.

"I don't know if that's a good idea you eating it." Said Ryoga.

Momo looked at him and blushed.

"I didn't noticed before but you are cute Ryoga." Said Momo, who then glomped him with a side of marshmallow hell.

"Oh! I wanted that to be me!" cried Happosai.

That was when he got a quick kick from Ran.

"What did you do to her?" asked Ran.

"I'll never tell." Said Happosai.

Ran glared down at him, she took out a thermos from her bag.

"Do you want me to go back into a pony?" asked Ran, "Because I'm stronger that way."

Happosai began to sweat, he hadn't fought her as a pony yet and he felt that might me be a losing battle.

"Okay Flaty! I stole it from Cologne and that's all I'm saying!" said Happosai.

Ran grabbed the bracelet from him.

She turned to Ryoga and Momo and sweat dropped. Ryoga laid on the ground with a massive nosebleed.

"I think I killed him." Said Momo crying not to cry.

Ran sighed… and decided to call the café on her cell.

At the Cat Café, Hikaru, Chiyo, Ranma, Akane, Belle and Alex were eating a snack.

"I don't know but it seems like this boy has been following me around lately." Said Hikaru.

"Maybe he just has a crush on you." Said Akane.

"Maybe…" said Hikaru, "But I don't know, he's little too suspicious."

That was when the phone rang and Cologne answered it.

"Hello Cat Café." Said Cologne.

"Hey Cologne something weird is going on." Came Ran's voice from the other end.

"What's going on?" asked Cologne.

"Happosai has some weird bracelet, and he tricked Pinkie into thinking into eating something from…" said Ran.

"Oh no…" said cologne, "Please tell me he wasn't the first man she saw."

"No… Ryoga's here." Said Ran, "What's going on."

"I'll explain, but I'm going to send Luna to you right now." Said Cologne.

Cologne hung up the phone, she turned to Diana.

"What is wrong?" asked Diana.

"Happosai got his hands on the bracelet again… and I think he over heard out discussion about it." Said Cologne, "You have to teleport to Rainbow Dash's location now and bring them her, Happy found the bracelet."

"This will not end well." Sighed Diana.

Diana knew where to find them and teleported away.

"Grandmother, what wrong?" asked Shampoo.

"Something very bad." Said Cologne.

Meanwhile on the street. Diana sweat dropped as she found Ran beating Happosai and Momo crying for Ryoga not to die.

"Please Ryoga! I love you! Please don't go!" cried Momo, her hair having gone flat.

Diana sighed and turned her attention to Happosai, she surrounded him with a magical field that paralyzed him.

"We're going to the café." Said Diana.

"Come on Pinkie! I'm sure Cologne can help him." Said Ran.

"Really?" asked Momo.

"Yes, do not worry Pinkie Pie, it will be fine." Said Diana.

She teleported everyone into the Café.

"So what's going on?" asked Hikaru.

"I have no idea." Sighed Ran.

Cologne looked at the bracelet and breathed a sigh of relief, "Thank goodness it's only the day pill"

"The day pill?" asked Diana.

Cologne nodded… she began to explain the love pills to them, as well as the power each one had, as they beat up and tied up Happosai.

"One lasts only a instant, one last only a day and the last lifetime." Said Cologne, "Thankfully Pinkie only ate the day one."

"But I really do love Ryoga." Said Momo (who's hair had gone back to normal), "It's not some love potion."

"You did eat it didn't you?" asked Chiyo who seemed to be in a bad mood.

"Yes." Said Momo.

"Then it's the love potion." Said Chiyo.

"No way! It can't be!" said Momo.

"Calm down you two!" said Ryoga, he looked at Chiyo and blushed.

"Okay." Said Momo.

"All right." Whispered Chiyo.

"So what do you mean instant?" asked Ranma.

"It last for about a minute." Said Cologne.

"We don't need to know what the life time is." Said Hikaru.

"So what are we going to do?" asked Akane.

"With him around we just know that he's going to try to find some pretty girl to give the lifetime pill to." Said Belle.

That was when Happosai grabbed the bracelet.

"Thank you for the idea Rarity." Said Happosai.

"Give the bracelet to us now." Said Diana.

Happosai gave an evil smile, he took off the instant pill and threw it at Ranma. Thank to Happosai's skills it land in mouth.

"Ranma are you okay?" asked Hikaru.

"Fine." He said sticking out his tongue and the pill was still on his tongue.

"That's good." Said Alex patting him on the back.

There was a gulping sound and everyone in the room sweat dropped.

That was when Ranma suddenly hugged Cologne who was indeed in line of sight.

"Oh Cologne…" said Ranma, "Would you like to become one of my brides?"

"I don't know…" said Cologne, knowing full well that it was the instant pill and knew it was best to stall for time.

"I will give you anything." Said Ranma hugging her.

This made everyone sweat drop.

A few seconds later Ranma blinked, "What just happened?" he asked, he saw he was holding onto Cologne.

"Something we will never mention again." Said Ran, "Ever!"

Everyone nodded.

"Let's go get Happosai!" yelled Akane.

Diana's hands began to glow.

"I knew where he is." Said Diana.

They ran after where Happosai was going, looking for a cute girl for the pill to use.

"Why can I seem to find nay cuties?" asked Happosai.

That was when Happosai found himself once again immobile.

"Not this again." Said Happosai.

"There you are!" said Diana.

"Try to stop me!" said Happosai, then again he has a brilliant idea, "Let me go and I will surrender."

"If I let you go then you will just throw the pill into her mouth" said Cologne joining them.

"No fair Cologne!" yelled Happosai.

Hikaru showed up and managed to use her magic to grab the bracelet away from him.

"That was a little anticlimactic." Said Ranma.

"Yeah." Said Akane.

"Isn't it food that we aught him Ryoga?" asked Momo as she glomped Ryoga.

"Yeah." said Ryoga unsure how to respond.

Chiyo started to give Momo the stare, but Belle grabbed her arm.

"I just got an idea for a cute new dress for you." Said Belle, "Let's work on it when we get back."

"Okay…" said Chiyo.

They once again tired up Happosai using more ropes than before and everyone gave him several good hit to the head.

They went back to the Cat Café to discus what they should do with the last pill.

"We have to destroy it." Said Diana.

"Normally since this is a family heirloom I would be against it, I would disagree, however since the other two pills have been taken I believe it is the right course of action." Said Cologne.

"You know what thought just struck me." Said Alex, "Why did you have to look for it? I mean if you didn't go looking for it then this wouldn't have happened."

"And he would have never found out about its properties." Pointed out Diana.

Cologne sweat dropped.

Upstairs in the dress shop, Rarity was making the dress (which was a sundress), Chiyo watched.

"So…" said Rarity, "You do like Ryoga."

"Of course I like him." Said Chiyo, "He's a dear friend."

"That's not what I meant." Said Rarity, "I mean you almost gave Pinkie the stare."

Chiyo blushed when she said that.

"It's okay, jealousy can get anyone." Said Rarity, "Besides you have to remember is going to end tomorrow and Pinkie wont' even remember anything."

"I know you're right…" whispered Chiyo.

"It will be fine, trust me." Said Rarity.

Chiyo nodded, "Okay." She whispered.

But one thing Chiyo didn't know was that inside Rarity was squeeing. Because she really wanted to see the two get together.

Downstairs, the group was firing out how to destroy the pill when Happosai once again got loose and grabbed the bracelet.

"You really think that was going to stop me?" asked Happosai as he left.

"At least this time we can just follow him." Sighed Ranma.

Everyone nodded and they followed Happosai, very closely.

Happosai on the other hand gritted his teeth, he knew there was one way to get out of this.

He turned around, "All right!" he yelled out, "All or nothing."

He three the pill at him, but Hikaru used her magic to fling in the opposite direction and it landed in an open topped truck.

"Oh no!" yelled Happosai going in to get it.

After a minute they heard him scream out "NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Why? Well, the truck it fell into was a truck filled with live octopi.

That night at dinner…

"And what's why Happosai is currently being touch by an octopus." Finished Ranma.

Indeed Happosai had a female octopus snuggling up to him.

"How long to Octopi live again?" asked Happosai.

Ryoga on the other hand sighed, as the 24 hours weren't up, Momo was snuggling his free arm, not paying attention to Fluttershy trying not to glare at her.

"This is going to be long day." Sighed Ryoga.

"So whatever happened the to instant one you were talking about?" asked Nabiki.

"Someone stepped on it." Said Rainbow Dash with a shrug.

"Really what really happened?" asked Nabiki.

"You don't want to know." Said Applejack.

Cologne sighed, they were right. This wouldn't have happened if she didn't go searching for the bracelet to being with. But at least nothing to be happened… after all it could have been a lot worse.

Next Time: Ranma pushes Happosai over the edge and he takes his revenge, however Ranma comes up with his own revenge. Who will win this war? Find out next time!