Hello! How are all of you? How have the past couple weeks been? I hope they have gone by good for all of you. Anyways, welcome to the next installment of Shinobi Academy! Once again! I say all of this a lot!

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Hidan didn't realize who was on the other side of the door, since he was too busy inspecting his nails.

Ibiki's face remained the same, but his eyes were blazing with fury. "Aka Hidan. You still have not handed in your project on the study of human behaviours." Ibiki said.

Hidan froze, as terror began to climb up his spine, and all the colour drained from his face. "Sh*t!" he cursed.

Itachi walked over. He had successfully gotten Sakura off of his younger brother, and decided Hidan could not be trusted alone at the front door any more.

Especially after he heard the voice of who was at the door. "Hello, Morino-sensei. How may I be of service?" he asked.

Ibiki looked at Itachi. "I came to speak to you about the wedding, and Sasuke about class."

Itachi stared at the psycho psychology teacher.

Ibiki walked in, and Itachi led him to the living room.

When Ibiki saw Sakura pinning Sasuke to the floor, he dropped to his knees anime style. "Saku-chan! I'm so proud of you! You're using the self defense skills I taught you! But please do not kill him yet! I need him to present something in class. THEN you can kill him." Ibiki stated.

Itachi was currently sitting in a corner, moping. "I thought I got Sakura-chan off of my brother. I failed. Now my poor younger brother will never be alright. I must make it up to him. But how? I have failed him once again! Forgive me Sasuke!"

Sasuke stared in shock.

The front door then burst open. Mikoto moped in, and went to the living room.

When she saw Sakura on Sasuke, she freaked. "Sasuke! How dare you take away Itachi's lover? Itachi! That should be you and Sakura! But get a room! Don't do it in the living room. You wouldn't want anyone to get the wrong idea." Mikoto scolded her 2 sons. She then addressed Sakura. "Saku-chan! Would you like some tea? Or cookies? Oh! We also cake! And ice cream! Or would you like some brownies? And there are also gummies! Or how about some chocolate? We have that too! And we have pancakes! And marshmallows! And coffee crisp! Ooh! How about some kitkat? Or do you like jellybeans better? Or maybe strawberries are you favorite? Ooh! Mars bars are here in large quantities too! You know, they are my dearest Sasu-chan's favorite! And there are also snickers! Fugaku-chan has those in his office! And in the basement there is a secret stash of chocolate covered water bottles! Which would you prefer?"

Sakura, feeling slightly overwhelmed, simply nodded.

Ibiki looked at his niece, concern etched all over his face. "Saku-chan, are you ok?" he asked,

Sakura nodded. "I think so…" she replied, not completely sure of her answer.

Mikoto happily skipped into the kitchen.

Everyone stared dumbfoundedly after the Uchiha.

Shisui had come down the stairs in time to see his aunt happily skipping off into the kitchen, while humming the tune of 'the itsy bitsy spider'. he rubbed his eyes. "Hmmm… I must still be tired. I wonder what has her so excited? and by the way, I got back from Satupitars last night. I got the food for Tobi's pet. where is the creep? Is he still at school? Or did he go off to look for me?" he said. "I must still be tired. that is the last time I ever go to Satupitars. Especially without stopping to sleep in the nearest galaxy." he muttered. he then continued down the stairs, and into the living room, where he plopped down on a couch.

Mikoto then began to walk back into the living room. she put the tray she was holding on the coffee table in front of Sakura. on it, was a bowl filled with everything she had offered Sakura, along with a cup of raspberry zinger tea. Sakura's eyes turned into the excited stars, just looking at the pile of sweet things.

The front door was then thrown open again. "TOBI IS BACK!" the 'visitor' yelled.

Everyone had a different reaction.

Deidara screamed and bolted from the room, as fast as humanly possible, along with Mikoto. Sasori, Pein, Itachi and Kakuzu took no notice. Konan looked slightly horrified. Sasuke muttered almost incoherent words. we say almost, because Sakura could understand him. she then hit Sasuke on the head.

With a shovel.

HARD.

Where she got the shovel from, we do not know. Nor do we want to know.

Hidan swore up a storm.

Sakura hit him with the shovel too.

Ibiki froze when tobi saw him, and glomped him in a hug too.

Shisui ran to Tobi with open arms, as if Tobi were his lover whom he hadn't seen in forever.

Ibiki's eye twitched some more.

When Tobi finished greeting Shisui, seeing as it was only Shisui really who wanted to greet the poor boy, he saw Sakura. "CHERRY-CHAN! CHERRY-CHAN IS HERE! TOBI IS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO GLAD TO SEE CHERRY-CHAN HERE! TOBI IS ALSO GLAD THAT NONE OF TOBIS SENPAIS CORRUPTED CHERRY-CHAN! AND TOBI IS GLAD THAT CHERRY-CHAN IS STILL CHERRY-CHAN! TOBI IS SO SO GLAD!" Tobi yelled, as he glomped Sakura in a bone crushing hug, which she gladly returned.

No one understood how Sakura was not gasping for air at this point.

Shortly after Tobi had come home, Sakura had been dropped off at her house by Ibiki. When Sakura's mother saw him, she became overjoyed. "AH! Hello Ibiki-nii! how are you? would you like to come in for dinner?" Mebuki asked.

Ibiki froze. he quickly gave her a nervous smile, and waved his hands in front of his face. "No, no. That's quite ok. my wife…. umm…" he forgot.

Sakura nudged him. "You always said her name was Ayame." Sakura provided.

Ibiki thanked his niece. "Yes, my wife, Ayame, is making dinner tonight. You see, she got home late last night, and has to leave again early tomorrow morning. she has to catch a flight to…. ummm…" he thought. "Paris, New Mexico in India." he said.

Mebuki smiled. "Ah. Ok. You will have to bring her over some time. I have yet to meet her. I would simply LOVE to meet my sister in law! please?" Mebuki asked.

Sakura smiled. "She travels a lot. You know, with her being a professional planet inspector, along with a country subordinate. They have to be everywhere at once just about. It is highly unlikely that she will be able to find the time to come over for dinner. She probably just wants to spend as much time as she can with uncle Ibiki. ne? uncle?" Sakura winked.

Ibiki smiled. "Yes. That's correct. Now, I must be going. Sakura? Why don't you come get your bag out of my car?"

Sakura nodded, and followed her uncle.

Once at the car, he hugged her. "Thank you. I am so very glad I taught you how to deceive people. It is one of the best things I have ever done." he said, as he cried anime style.

Sakura laughed. "Anything for my Uncle Ibiki! you should know that by now!"

Sakura stared at her dinner plate later that night. She was lost in her thoughts as she was recalling the time she had spent with the Uchihas that day.

One memory in particular, was her favorite.

FLASHBACK!

Ibiki had noticed Hidan's reaction to Tobi coming home.

He got an idea.

A good idea.

A mean idea.

He smirked at hidan.

Hidan noticed this, and gulped. "Oh sh*t!" Hidan tried to run away, but got tackled to the ground.

By his beloved 'Blood Blossom' as he calls her. "F*ck blood blossom! Why can't you f*cking let me run the hell away? Please? just this f*cking once?" Hidan begged.

Sakura giggled. "Because!" she said.

Hidan waited for her to continue.

She didn't. She had no reason.

Ibiki soon stood over Hidan's fallen (well, tackled) form, his smirk still in place.

Hidan was screwed.

"Since you have yet to hand in your project on the study of human behaviours, your subject for the project will be…" he paused for dramatic effect. "Tobi."

Ibiki cackled at hidan petrified face.

Sakura, Sasuke, and the rest of Akatsuki (minus Tobi, who is currently quaking in fear from what had just been said) all laughed at his misfortune. Sakura walked over to Tobi, and hugged the scared little boy.

END OF AWESOME FLASHBACK!

Sakura laughed recalling the memory.

"Saku-chan! how can you laugh at this? This is just… sob… just… sob sob…. just t-to… to… to t-tragic! sobbing sobby sob sob." her mother cried.

Sakura became confused and worried. "W-what happened?" she asked, as she went to comfort her mother. Her asking her to explain, only made her mother cry even harder.

Her father stepped up to explain. "Her brother's, cousin's, uncle's, nephew's, brother in law's, son who had his dog taken away, dog's new owner's daughter's, boyfriend's, aunt's, husband's, maid's, boss's, deceased grandmother's, only living relatives, great great great great great great grandmother's fish, which she had given to Yoda, her soon the be fiance, (how do you have a soon to be fiance? is it like "ya. he's going to ask me to marry him in a month!" kind of thing, or what?) it had kids, who later had kids. The point is, Yoda's new fish's great great great great great great great grandkids have just died. And yes, it is just too tragic for her to talk about." her father explained.

Sakuras eyes began to water. "W-was one of them named… Fernando?" she asked.

Her father nodded.

Her mother's crying intensified at hearing the name.

Sakura ran to Kisame's.

and there you have it folks! Sakura is very, extremely, not quite distantly related to uncle fernando! kind of. but you know. the dog got a new owner. so not really.

hope you liked it.

see you later!