Dear Miguel,

Uhh... Traps...? I think I have known Natalya *coughandYvonacough* to avoid
those sorts of things all together... But thank you for telling me their
location. I was coming to the front door anyway...

... Um... да... You DID sound like Francis right there... Those were the
parts of politics which worried отец (father) the most, and I have no idea
WHATSOEVER why he trusted me with it...

да, I came home almost completely frozen once... And I was yelled at by
отец (father) the first time I arrived home in a dress... And of course,
my sisters pleaded innocence... I was the only son, but let's face it: I WAS
OUTNUMBERED.

... I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT...! I would shoot myself IN THE
FACE before becoming Mikhail's spouse, the female half or otherwise!

Yes, it was a girl, and as far as I know, she was no... oh, wait... ok, better
response. She was not a literal devil, but she did have some deligh-...
дерьмо, there is no way to say any of this without sounded perverted...
I blame Alfred for that part... But the pact was purely innocent, I swear. It
was basically me promising her that I would remain safe and alive for as long
as I possibly could.

Well, отец (father) actually saw that kiss WAY out of context. And it was
someone we both knew. (Technically, somehow, I DID get closer to being
disowned, but from here forward, he kept a really close eye on me~) NO IT WAS
NOT SOMEONE TAKING MY VIRGINITY. And I don't see why Matvie is so mad at-
wait, nevermind... I must keep in mind the "Who did it" part of this story...
Hehe... Alfred knows no shame~

Of course~! Oh, yeah, and I've been there before. Honestly, I do not
understand how anyone can become psychologically well again in a place like
that... And I know a loophole to get out anyway~... Ever hear of Catch 22?

С наилучшими пожеланиями (Best wishes),

Alexei "Аляска" JonesDear Miguel,

Uhh... Traps...? I think I have known Natalya *coughandYvonacough* to avoid

those sorts of things all together... But thank you for telling me their

location. I was coming to the front door anyway...

... Um... да... You DID sound like Francis right there... Those were the

parts of politics which worried отец (father) the most, and I have no idea

WHATSOEVER why he trusted me with it...

да, I came home almost completely frozen once... And I was yelled at by

отец (father) the first time I arrived home in a dress... And of course,

my sisters pleaded innocence... I was the only son, but let's face it: I WAS

OUTNUMBERED.

... I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THAT...! I would shoot myself IN THE

FACE before becoming Mikhail's spouse, the female half or otherwise!

Yes, it was a girl, and as far as I know, she was no... oh, wait... ok, better

response. She was not a literal devil, but she did have some deligh-...

дерьмо, there is no way to say any of this without sounded perverted...

I blame Alfred for that part... But the pact was purely innocent, I swear. It

was basically me promising her that I would remain safe and alive for as long

as I possibly could.

Well, отец (father) actually saw that kiss WAY out of context. And it was

someone we both knew. (Technically, somehow, I DID get closer to being

disowned, but from here forward, he kept a really close eye on me~) NO IT WAS

NOT SOMEONE TAKING MY VIRGINITY. And I don't see why Matvie is so mad at-

wait, nevermind... I must keep in mind the "Who did it" part of this story...

Hehe... Alfred knows no shame~

Of course~! Oh, yeah, and I've been there before. Honestly, I do not

understand how anyone can become psychologically well again in a place like

that... And I know a loophole to get out anyway~... Ever hear of Catch 22?

С наилучшими пожеланиями (Best wishes),

Alexei "Аляска" Jones

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Bonjour Alaska

Good thing you won't go ther. You do not want to know what kind of traps are there…

Oh? So your father thinks that you have some weird hobby because you were wearing a dress? Or did he think you were bi?

I know exactly how you feel about being out numbered. When Ontario and Quebec blames you for something, dad totally believes them since they are probably his most favourite children! So unfair! Now you see why I want to shave off his eyebrows?

Becoming Mikhail' wife would be bad. He probably will make you his slave in many different kind of ways…

Ahahaha! Your dad saw you kiss someone? Did he freak out? My dad freaked out when he saw me making out with the nazi soldier!

And you are so right about Alfred having any shame…

Okay, what did you do to get in there? Kill someone?

Anyway, I'm having a parent teacher interview soon with my human teacher and bringing dad and, well Arthur and francis isn't going to go well. You have this problem before and please help me!

Peace out

Miguel Manitoba Williams!