Truth Or Dare Vampire Academy Style!
Recently:
"Okay," Mia said. "Eddie, Truth or Dare, baby?"
"Oh, they're together," Christian said. "Since when?"
"Since ten minutes ago," I said.
"Actually, technically," Eddie said, "Eight minutes and forty-two seconds and eighty-two milliseconds."
I just looked at him. "And you think my brain can comprehend what you just said?" I asked him, sounding confused.
"No," he replied.
"Fuck you mofo!" I said.
Everyone laughed. "And baby, I choose dare," he said.
"You're dare is to go up to Stan and ask him what's the best sex position," Mia said.
"Before we leave, can I ask one question?" Lissa asked.
"Go ahead," Mia said.
"Why are we always picking on Stan?" she asked.
"Because it's fun!" Me and Christian said at the same time and laughed.
We all laughed, stood up and left, well Dimitri didn't.
We walked to where we assumed Stan was and opened the door and Oh my God! I can't believe what I was seeing! It made my jaw drop and my eyes go wide, I gasped and all my friends did too. I was soo shocked, God, I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Chapter 36:
We walked outside, it was a bit cold but nothing none of us couldn't handle. Mia and Eddie walked hand in hand until we came to Stan's door. "This is the last place we haven't looked," I said.
"He better be in here," Lissa said. "My leg's are sore from all the walking."
"Same," Christian groaned.
"Pussy," I muttered.
Christian glared at me, his icy blue eyes flaring. "Maybe I pissed him off? Whoops," I thought to myself.
Eddie knocked on the door and the others quickly ran behind the wall and I told him the signal of when he could go on with his dare. It was a moan, like the ones you hear when sex is occurring.
"Give me a boost," I told the others. They held me up and I pulled off the grate so I could go up through the ventilators to Stan's room and film it.
Thump! The grate hit the floor, ricocheting off the walls, it rattled on the ground and we were all still. "Kick it into the corner and hide it," I whispered down to them, but the echo of my whisper went out through the whole ventilation tunnels.
"Okay," Mia replied, grinning.
The camera was still filming, it always was because we all wanted everything to be filmed, maybe in thirty years we could show it to Lissa's and Christian's children and grandchildren and watch them laugh at our dares.
Lissa would've come with me but she gets really badly claustrophobic and so I had to go on this journey to the deep, dark world alone. "Ha! Maybe I could be a poet?" I thought.
I pointed the camera to myself, flipping the screen over so I could see myself in the dark. "I'm taking a dangerous journey, one that nobody would ever think of doing," I whispered to the camera while crawling through the ventilators. I made a bang in the ventilator with my foot. I pretended to panic. "What was that? I think they're after me! Help!" I continued to whisper. I got to the gate of Stan's room and stopped. I faced the camera to Stan and Eddie.
"Mr Alto, I was wondering if maybe you could tell me what one plus one equals?"
Stan looked pissed. "Two, Eddie," Stan said. "Go ask your math teacher! You should've learnt this in grade four!"
"No, Sir, it equals window!" Eddie said, laughing. "Get it? One plus one!"
"You incompetent, little-" Stan started yelling but I interrupted him with my moan, chuckling a bit.
"Oh Stanny boy! Harder!" I moaned.
Stan looked up into the ventilator grate confused. I peeled my head back so he couldn't see me. "Ha ha! I'm amazing!" I thought.
"Stan, I was wondering, what's the best sex position?" Eddie asked.
"Uhmm," Stan said confused. "I guess-" he trailed off.
"Yes? What about up the ass? Does your dick come out with shit on it?" Eddie asked.
I started bursting out laughing, I couldn't help it, this was great!
"Uhmm..." Stan trailed off.
"How does Kirova like it?" Eddie asked.
"It depends on what you prefer," Stan said. "But, I have to say."
That's it I lost it, I was laughing so hard and the grate opened, it fell onto the floor and I fell inside the room, Eddie and Stan looking up at me, I was still laughing.
I fell onto the floor with a thud. A searing pain ran up my spine and Stan and Eddie were looking over at me, Eddie amused and Stan furious. "Aww shit," I said.
A/n: Thanks to those who have read my stories and supported me the whole way through writing my stories! Thank you so much! I love you all and I hope you keep reading my stories! I'll update more often considering I have nothing to do, but because I'm in grade 11 and in Senior year, I'll have to study a lot too, so I might not update everyday but, thanks!
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