"Did you do it?"
"Yeah, nobody pays attention to the girl with the bright purple hair." Chastity first thought that what she said would be considered as sarcasm, but then realized that the more colors she attacked her hair with, the less people noticed her. She might as well transfigure herself into a happy little pink pony and trot through life on rainbows and hearts. Nobody would notice.
"It makes you just blend into the shadows."
"The purple shadows. Right."
"Being invisible is handy. It's like a secret weapon."
"Yeah, you wouldn't believe the things that people do when they think no one is watching."
"I know. An old roommate of mine would sing about squirrels when he'd think that no one was around." She looked thoughtful for a moment, "Actually, he'd do it anyway. Strange bloke."
"Where the bloody hell did you used to live?"
"A very shiny metal place..." She shook her head, goosebumps rising on her white clad arms. School uniforms were so cute! As long as she only wore them sometimes. She'd hate it if she had to wear these the rest of her life. Or if she had to wear robes for the rest of her life. Those poor magical beings. Forced into a life filled with the stereotypical attire for witches and wizards because of J.K. Rowling.
"Whatever. Are you sure this is going to work?"
Kira laughed evilly.
Chastity rolled her eyes. You ask a simple question and all you get is laughter. Weirdo.
"Suuueee," Johnny whined, sitting on a couch, "I'm boooored."
"Then go do something." Sue shrugged him off, writing more plans for her wedding. White roses or red? Both!
"But there's nothing to do! I've already hit every single club in the state, and half of them in Japan." He loved flying.
"Then go hit the rest of them!"
"How do you think Kira is?" He asked suddenly, creating a fireball and tossing it in his palm out of boredom.
"I don't know. And stop that before you set fire to the living room again." The fire disappeared but his boredom didn't.
"Let's go visit her!" Sue slowly set down her pencil and looked at her brother.
"And how do you propose we do that?"
"Easy! We have Reed create a machine that travels into alternate realities and go visit her!"
"Do you know how many alternate realities there are now that Kira has proven them to actually exist?"
"Countless!" He said happily and Sue rolled her eyes, "But she's from X-Men: Evolution, that dorky television series that ended ages ago. But for some reason she's not dorky. Much."
"Whatever, go bug him then."
"Okay!"
Far away, Mojo smirked. Things would get interesting, very very soon.
"I can't believe you actually made a machine that lets us go inside the television." Sue sighed and Ben let out a snort at the hilarity of the situation.
"Not inside the television, for their reality has escalated far beyond that point and it's pretty safe to say that they aren't two dimensional beings. It was actually pretty easy. If you just overlook the-"
"Dude, no one will understand the techno mumbo jumbo," His sister glared, "Except of course for Sue, but you can talk about that later in the bedroom."
"Can it, Sparky." Ben growled.
"Likewise, Rocky." He mocked, the two of them glaring at each other.
Reed rolled his eyes as Sue snapped at them to stop fighting with each other and pressed a few buttons on the small dome-shaped machine he was holding, a bright white bubble enveloping them before they disappeared.
"Hello fellow freaks!" Johnny stepped forward into what appeared to be the living room, since a dozen mutants were gathered there doing nothing at all.
"Eek!" Kitty shrieked, phasing through the couch as the Fantastic Four appeared from nowhere in a bright white flash with a loud greet.
"Where'd the kid go?" Ben asked, weirded out by the girl who seemed to disappear into nowhere.
"That must be Shadowcat, she can phase through solid objects." Reed explained, earning a few stares, "I read comics as a child."
"Really? I just had, you know, a life. Lucky bastard."
"Johnny!"
"Sue!" He mocked her and she slapped him, "Ow!"
SNIKT!
"You've got ten seconds to tell us why you're here."
"Kira." Ben said, using only half of the time given to him.
"She ain't here."
"Then where ain't... is she?" Johnny asked, confusing himself with Logan's way of speaking and lack of grammar.
"Probably starting her own mini series by now. And with Stripes and Gumbo no less." Logan popped open his beer bottle with his claw and sitting on the couch, his eye twitching when Kitty finally decided to get up. And phased right through him.
"Ew, Mr. Logan. You, like, need to stop drinking and smoking so much, it's making you smell totally icksome!" He growled, "Or, like, not. You smell, like, totally masculine. Like a forest of manliness."
"That's enough half-pint." He growled.
"Sure, Mr. Logan."
"So, you don't have a mailing address or something?"
"The three of them are in another reality, side affect of the kid's time and space powers. Chuck is working hard to find 'em, but every time we get a hold of 'em they disappear."
"So... they're in other shows?"
"Yeah, bub. Your trips wasted."
Author's Note: Yes, I am bringing back the Fantastic Four... in a way. I realized that I was completely ignoring what was happening in the rest of the world, so in my way of making up for it, I'm making fun things happen! Everywhere! Hopefully my messing with everyone won't affect the new Fantastic Four movie that I have yet to see. It disappeared from my favorite theatre before I got to see it.