Chapter 37:

The Start Of A Very Sweet Revenge

After about half an hour of drilling and hammering, the main contraption was up.

"That should do it" he said as he climbed down.

"How did they not hear all the noise we were making and come down?" I whispered to him.

"Well, by their thoughts" he said and then shuddered violently. "They're very busy" he said and I blushed brightly.

"Oh" I said.

I looked up at it and then I thought about something else.

"Won't he get suspicious when he sees that . . . thing" asked, waving at the contraption.

"No" Edward said as he closed the ladder. "Because, it looks just like a fan" he said.

"A fan?" I asked.

I tilted my head this way and that but all I could see was a complicated piece of machinery.

"Do you mean like an old antique fan?" I asked.

"No" he laughed. "Like a normal fan"

He pushed a small red button on his remote and the whole thing transformed in front of my eyes in mere seconds. My mouth dropped open. When did we program it to do that? I looked at it suddenly and my eyes widened.

"Oh my god" I said.

Now, it actually looked like a fan, a regular old ceiling fan.

"See, a fan" Edward said. "You didn't think I would just leave that thing there it would ruin everything" he said as he came over and softly closed my mouth with his finger. "Now come on, Carlisle and Esme will be busy for a while but they'll be home soon" Edward said with a chuckle as he headed to grab the cannon.

I followed after him, helping him set it up. Together, we managed to get everything set and just in time.

"They're on their way" Edward said as we placed the last bag. "Come on" he said and together, we grabbed the bag of 'after' props and stashed them in his room before heading down to the couch.

"Won't have Alice seen this?" I asked as I sat on Edward's lap.

"She probably did" he said.

At my confused look, he added: "She's probably so miserable and angry right now that she's turned on Emmett and probably can't wait to him fall for the prank" Edward whispered just as I heard the garage open.

I snuggled up against Edward pretending to be asleep and burying my face in his chest so I might not smile and give something away. Edward had already explained what would probably happen. They would get home and split. Jasper would do something with Alice while Rosalie and Emmett will probably run up to their room for their mid-afternoon activity.

That's where our whole plan will start . . .

"I'M HOME!" Emmett yelled as he came in.

"Emmett, shut up!" I heard Edward whisper furiously and I had to force back my smile.

This was working too well. I could almost see all their eyes on me as they took in the fact that I was 'asleep', which consequently made me blush down to my neck. Luckily, it was all hidden by Edward's shirt. I tried to slow my breathing down as much as possible to make it seem like I was actually sleeping. After a second, it seemed that my acting paid off because Emmett spoke so soft I could barely make out his words; which meant her really thought I was asleep.

"We'll be in our room so, don't disturb us" he whispered.

In my mind, I could almost see him wiggling his eyebrows and Edward looking back in disgust. I heard a soft rustle and, a couple seconds later, thumps. I shuddered and tried to block my mind from even starting to think about what they were doing.

"You're not a very good actor" I voice said, scaring me so much, I swear my heart stopped.

I jumped and my arm flailed around me as I sat up and, in the process, I somehow managed to slap a wall.

"Ow" I muttered furiously as I looked at me bruised hand.

I looked up for the culprit and saw Jasper and Alice staring down at me. I opened my mouth to ask but Edward beat me to it.

"You slapped Jasper across his mouth" he said in amusement.

"You have a hard face" I muttered as I cradled my hand. "Sorry" I added as an afterthought, even though I knew I couldn't have possibly hurt him.

All three of them laugh at me as Edward grabbed my hand softly; his cool hands relieve the throbbing.

"Bella, you realize you hurt yourself more that you could've even possible hurt me" Jasper said with a laugh and I nodded begrudgingly.

"Your heart rate was still too fast and you blushed" Alice commented as she sat on the carpet. "But they didn't notice cause their thoughts were elsewhere" she said. "But of course, I know" she said, smiling evilly as she tapped her forehead.

"What's going on here?" Jasper asked, frowning.

"You'll see" Edward said as he helped me up.

Together, with Alice and Jasper trailing behind, we headed up to where we had stashed our 'after' props.

"We're pranking Emmett" Edward said to Jasper's unspoken question.

"This is not going to end well" he said.

"Of course it will, and if it doesn't, Bella and I are so innocent, especially after our last . . . session" Edward said, his voice venomous on that word "That we'll let off easy" Edward shrugged as he brought out the honey and the ramp. "Come on"

Alice helped me attach the ramp to the stairs while the boys worked on the honey lake. Once it was attached, they tossed us a bag filled with honey jars and we got to work. After about 20 minutes, the whole trap was setup.

"Yes" I said, giddy with excitement and anticipation.

"Jasper, get me the gasoline from my room will you" Edward said.

"What" he asked alarmed "Edward . . ."

"I'm not going to burn the house down Jasper, seriously, it's for the skateboard.

Edward put the skateboard at the top of the stairs, armed the traps, and then headed to Emmett door. He knocked loudly four times before calling out:

"EMMETT, I THINK YOUR JEEP IS ON FIRE!"

"WHAT!" he shrieked from inside and in the next second, his door flew off its hinges.

"Emmett!" I heard Rosalie screech from inside his room. "ARE THOSE MY NEW JEANS?"

He had on a pair of jeans that were way too tight on him and were already ripping and a white t-shirt that was inside out and backwards as well. His hair was crazy which complimented the crazed look in his eyes nicely.

He went to run forward and slammed head first into a metal wall, in which he left a nice imprint. The metal wall then swung back as a metal pole popped up behind him, knocking him off of his feet. They metal wall pushed him back to the front of the staircase.

"What—" just as he was getting up, a big boxing glove popped out of the metal plate in the wall and hit him straight in the chest.

It didn't make him fly back but did make him loose his balance. He fell back on the honey covered skateboard just as a huge tub of honey tilted over above him, completely dousing him in honey. The skateboard then, propelled forward by the engine, began rocketing down the ramp/staircase.

A/N

Hey Guys! HOw've you been! It's been a while, two weeks. :O it's the end of the world! AHhaahha! MErry Belated CHristmas to all you who celebrate it and for those who don't, Happy Holidays and Happy NEw YEar. Hopefully next year will bring a fresh start for all of us but at the same time keep allt he old memories alive. Anywho, what did you think? After all this planning and finally, the prank has come! I knoe I kept you waiting but hey, it's my style. Anyways, Like I said before, I'm going to try to wrap this story up in a couple more chapter because because I have this habit of extending them forever. :D

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