101 Ways to Kill Scrappy
A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91
Disclaimer: This is only a St. Patrick Day's special.
Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): Dean, since you've been the only reviewer for the last two chapters, you receive golden toast and a box of your favorite Girl Scout cookies. (Throws the goodies to Dean)
This will be the first part of a trilogy of 101WTKS St. Patrick's Day specials that will be known as the Trilogy of Bad Luck. It will involve… you know, let's skip the spoiler plot and just start typing, eh? I'll talk more about this after this chapter.
Enjoy!
Method Thirty-Eight: Fight over a Pot o' Gold
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It was Saint Patrick's Day and Scooby-Doo, Scooby Dumb, Yabba Doo, and Scrappy were searching for leprechaun booty. No, not THAT kind of booty- yours truly is talking about the pot of gold that a rainbow is supposed to start/end at. They searched high and low, up and down, and here and there, but not even an authentic gold coin could be found.
However, they hit the jackpot when Yabba Doo became so frustrated that he threw a rock into a random field and heard a 'clunk ka-ching' sound. Knowing that this was an unusual sound outside-wise, the quartet went to where Yabba throw the rock and the strange sound came from. When they moved over some brush, they witnessed the most beautiful sight: an antique cauldron filled with… GOLD COINS! In order to make sure their eyes were not playing tricks on them, Scooby-Doo found a long stick and poked the pot of gold; the stick touched the cauldron and a gold coin fell out.
Taking advantage of this very rare opportunity, the group pounced onto the pot of gold. However, they landed on top of each other, and started beating up each other for the gold. Using just their paws and teeth, they beat the crap out of each other through beating and biting each other. Suddenly, Scooby-Doo and Yabba Doo found their previously used stick and stone to fight, only instead of beating up Scooby Dumb, who possessed the killing methods book at that time, they started beating up only the little puppy; Scrappy died when he was hit in the head with the rock and then on the pot of gold.
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While the battle for the gold took place, the leprechaun that owned the pot of gold heard the ruckus and ran towards it so he could try to ward off the would be thieves. When he came across the older male dogs wondering whether to try to resurrect Scrappy at the spot or not, however, the trio gave the leprechaun a lengthy explanation about why they did what they just did. Afterwards, they begged the leprechaun to resurrect the dead puppy since disaster struck the last time they tried to recite it on their own. After he pondered this for a good half of a minute, the leprechaun told them that he would do it on one condition: he would get to do most of the dirty work of killing Scrappy that day. In fact, he promised he would leave at around Scrappy's bedtime, give them some of his gold, and maybe, and I mean MAYBE never bother them again. He then instructed them to move the body far away from the pot of gold, snatched the killing methods book, and resurrected him with the spell in the back; the leprechaun, who was dubbed Lucky by the older dogs, then hid into the bushes and followed Scrappy, the two Scoobies and Yabba Doo as they walked back to the city, waiting for the time to get right…
End of Chapter Thirty-Eight
A/N: More about the Trilogy of Bad Luck:
First of all, the installments will hopefully be released on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
On Saturday, I'll most likely be publishing method 39 after a couple of friends and I go to Momocon 2 in Atlanta (Yeah, believe or not, Robert Ripley, but I do have a life!).
The Trilogy of Bad Luck will be a recurring saga that's obviously three chapters long.
Finally, Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Ja Ne!
Kate-chan 91