Title: Romeo's Everywhere

AN: Yeah, not giving this up, just got derailed for a bit.


"So Brig. Did you hear the news?"

Brigitte looked up at Jason confused. They were working on their latest English homework, a ten page paper on Shakespeare's Hamlet. Brigitte didn't mind it; Jason fucking hated it. "News?" she asked.

"Daniel Becks' gonna ask you out," Jason replied, smirking. He smiled wide at the shocked, almost scared look on Brigitte's face and laughed when Sam appeared in the doorway. He looked pissed. "What?" he practically growled at Jason, looking ready to kill.

"Yeah," Jason continued. "He heard some crap at school about the Fitz sisters and decided he was gonna nail the surviving one, get her to suck him off in his car in the school lot."

To say Brigitte looked mortified was a complete understatement. Aside from the fact that this new guy had some weird rumor-fascination with her, the fact that because of what people had said he wanted something sexual? That was just weird… scary. Sam on the other hand was ready to take his van and run down the little shit. He could see the wide eyes and scared look on Brigitte's face and it almost made it worse.

"Nobody told him about you, Sam. He thinks that Brig's family owned this greenhouse," Jason added, snickering and shaking his head. He leafed through his book, trying to find a certain part for a quote. "I didn't have the heart to say anything, he was just so determined."

"Determined to get my foot up his ass," Sam said, pulling a rag from his back pocket and wiping his hands off, striding over to Brigitte. He plopped down next to her, throwing an arm around her shoulders. "He can forget it, cause this mouth doesn't touch anything on any body but mine," he added, grinning at Jason. He winced a bit and shrank away from the girl next to him when she smacked his chest, hard.

"All you guys are perverts."