Chapter Fifteen: Shocking Surprise
Espio had contacted Antoine and the two had successfully infiltrated what they assumed was a Eggman Spy network stronghold. Or rather, the 'Eggworks'. As the two made their way deeper into the facility, Espio received a message from Sonic,
"Espio. We have successfully rescued Shadow from the park. Although we may have a powerful enemy coming our way. We might be able to use him to our advantage should we get cornered tonight - - Sonic"
"Hmm... He might be smarter than I originally thought" Espio said to himself, "Who?" Antoine questioned, "No one" Espio smirked in response.
To Sonic,
Sonic and the group were teleported to in front of the diner. Overall, 27 of Shadow's boys were alive. But that was a drop in the bucket. There were still over 2 thousand members left.
"Holy shit! We survived!" Sonic cheered.
"Fuck that place!" Shadow shouted.
The bagman said nothing and quietly made his exit.
"What do we do now?" Daffy asked.
"I'm suppose to arrest you all for breaking the law and for being terrorists. But I'll let it slide since I want to live" Ranger Smith said.
"Fuck you bitch" Sonic said.
"Lena, are you going to come with me to Jellystone?" Ranger Smith asked.
"I'll catch up later. I want to spend some time here with my crazy boyfriend" Lena explained. She was holding hands with Daffy. Ranger Smith nodded and walked off. "Now that I'm free, I can take my revenge on Yogi" Shadow announced.
"Fuck Yogi and fuck dead Goofy" Sonic said.
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT GOOFY!" Shadow shouted in Sonic's face. Sonic slapped Shadow like a bitch. "Shut the fuck up" Sonic said. S-Dog punched Sonic in the stomach, "Suck my boss's balls, cunt!"
"Fucking bitch!" Daffy yelled.
"Fuck you duck!" S-dog yelled. He pulled out a knife.
Tails walked over with Luigi, both of them had shotguns, "This shit is over" Tails announced.
"Tails!" Shadow shouted, "Let me slap you in the face with my dick, you fucking whore!"
"The fuck you say?" Tails asked.
"Good to see you two" Shadow surprisingly said.
"Uh... Thanks" Luigi said.
"How did it happen? How did you get out?" Tails asked.
"Birds" Shadow said.
The group had decided to cancel the mission until Sonic spoke up, "Eggman is attacking our city"
"Oh shit. Sonic! What about your roommate?" Daffy yelled.
"She's visiting her parents out of state" Sonic shrugged.
"Wow... Anticlimactic" Shadow said.
"Fuck you bitch" Sonic glared at Shadow as he crossed his arms.
To Espio,
Espio and Antoine had entered a computer room. Inside they quickly activated a PC and hacked their way online only to discover that there was no Eggworks. It wasn't a trap, more or less a means to waste the time of any pursuers. "Damnit!" Espio said as he slammed his hands on the keyboard. "Hmmm... It appears zat our friends are in quite ze bind" Antoine said. He pointed at a surveillance feed of Sonic and the group.
"I don't understand..." Espio replied.
The view switched to another feed showing a white duck and several robotic fighters on the way towards Sonic.
"Shit! We better get back!" Espio said.
"Agreed" Antoine replied.
To Sonic,
"You're a bitch!" Sonic yelled at Shadow, but S-dog had stood in the way. "Fuck off, cunt!" S-dog said.
Sonic slammed a fist into S-dog's face. Shadow tackled Sonic and began beating him senselessly. Daffy ran over and kicked Shadow in the face. S-dog pulled out a bat and slammed that shit against the side of Daffy's head. Lena pulled out a tazer and tazed the shit out of S-dog.
"Fuck you bitch!" S-dog yelled as he swung at Lena via bat. While Lena dodged the swings, another of Shadow's boys kicked her in the back. Daffy flew at that boy and landed a solid blow to the face. Tails fired a shot in the air and the fighting stopped.
"The fuck you want bitch?" Sonic and Shadow yelled as they both helped each other up.
"We're on a deadline here!" Tails yelled back.
"Let me guess... You want my boys to man your ship?" Shadow asked.
"Uh I didn't mean that-" Tails was interrupted.
"Yeah, we'll do it" S-dog said.
"Fine by me" Daffy said.
Lena agreed as well. She was used to all the infighting that Daffy's group of friends were subjected to. He'd talk about these events all the time.
Sonic nodded as well. He agreed with it but didn't care. He just wanted to jack off to pictures of the black plague. He enjoyed to pleasure himself to pictures depicting the cruel and inhuman acts the plague doctors would disguise as medical practices upon dying victims. He wish he could hear their screams. The decaying flesh and the beggars. Oh how they would be born just to die in a puddle of shit. Those lesser beings, Sonic wished he could stab repeatedly at such lower lifeforms. None of them deserved to be alive. Not in Sonic's world. He was glad that the plague would wipe their kind from the face of the earth. Sonic also thought about how cool it'd be to fuck with the Gods by giving gold to some of these beggars. Not the cheap one chopper coin or two but rather 2 thousand gold coins. Get them rich to piss in the face of the Nobles.
Rags to riches, bitch.
Sonic began to rub his belly but Luigi slapped the shit out of him. "Wake up to reality!" Luigi said.
"Fuck you meatball!" Sonic yelled.
Luigi let that comment slide.
"Sonic, are you going to let your whore talk to you that way?" Shadow said directly in Sonic's face. Sonic just slapped him again.
"What did you call me bitch?" Luigi yelled. "I'll fuck you up green guy!" Shadow yelled back.
Shadow stopped and sniffed the air. "Is someone smoking a cigar?"
He frantically looked around but was interrupted.
Sonic and Luigi took turns slapping Shadow. S-dog tackled Sonic, "FUCKING SCUM!" He yelled as he landed punch after punch on Sonic. Luigi kicked S-dog in the face but was soon tackled by another one of Shadow's boys.
Daffy ran at Shadow but was tackled by more of Shadow's boys.
"Where is it?" Shadow asked.
He continued to look around.
"WHERE IS THAT CIGAR!?" Shadow screamed.
Donald Duck walked into view leading a robotic army whilst smoking a cigar. He made eye contact with Shadow, "Shut the fuck up bitch"
"Who the fuck...?" Shadow began but was cut off by a familiar voice.
"You better listen to him bitch. I'll whoop your ass" Goofy said.
"GOOFY!?" Luigi, Tails and Daffy all yelled.
"Fuck you Goofy! I'll fucking make sure you die this time!" Sonic yelled.
Goofy gave Sonic the finger.