Whee … no school today. Unfortunately, there IS school tomorrow. How screwed up is that?
Yes, I'm a complainer by nature. I thought that would be obvious by now.
Karie Goto: o.O Wow … it's contagious. I have a friend who probably uses the word probably too many times, and now I've probably picked it up. Oh well, "probably" is probably a better word than "kill" to probably overuse. And I'll probably kill anyone who contradicts me probably.
Shona and Sherry: No, Esplin is not blocking the screen anymore. At least for now. Aftran's going to be in your story? Oh btw, I reviewed your story again. Please don't kill me because of my vote. :P And I'll let "stop stealing my line" go, because that isn't officially one of my lines … but be careful how you refer to line-stealing.
Nogard: Either you counted one twice or Karie Goto skipped one … I think there will be less killing in this chappie. I hope.
Aaaahhh! I just realized that this is the last chappie!
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CHAPTER 33
When we were completely human, Marco and I looked at each other.
"Oy," I commented. Then I grinned. "Heck, did you see that? Did you see them?"
Marco gave me a skeptical look. "Leela, didn't you say earlier that you were lucky that neither of them had lips?"
"Oh. Was that me?"
Marco rolled his eyes. "You'll drop your anti-mush ways in a split second if it means you'll be able to get on somebody's nerves."
I grinned again. "Or right now."
He grinned back. "Okay."
We had another long one.
Suddenly Marco looked around. I followed his gaze.
"It looks like Elfangor saw them," Marco said.
"Saw who?"
"Toby Hamee and Esplin. When they were in human morph."
"Ohh," I said. "Ooooooh."
Esplin was glaring at me with a single stalk eye. His other stalk eye was on Toby (aww, wasn't that sweet) and his main eyes were staring daggers at Elfangor.
Leela made me, he protested.
Elfangor smirked. You liked it.
Right.
You did.
I hate you.
I know that. You still did.
You're a real source of agitation, Elfangor.
Thank you, Visser Three.
I laughed. "This has got to be the perfect day," I said to myself. "Loud music, good food" — I scarfed another handful of potato chips — "I'm making out with Marco, Rachel and Cassie are alive, and I got to seriously annoy Esplin-Nine-Four-Double-Six. Not to mention see him make out with Toby Hamee. As a human."
Plus, we still had a few hours left.
I had never been so happy in my life.
I burst out laughing, and Marco joined in.
I was laughing so hard it hurt. I couldn't stop.
I kept on laughing.
THE END
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Wow … it's over … but now I have three new stories I am working on.
That's right … THREE.
At least one of them will be posted shortly.
Plus, someday I might rewrite this a little … but that probably won't be for a few years, when I'll have even less time to write … argh. But you peeps liked this, didn't you? Come on, you know you did. Throw the flowers, people.
Hey … how about a preview?
The Hork-Bajir named Khar Guran screamed. He had never experienced anything like this. The monsters from Father Deep — the small, strange, new monsters — had taken him and two other Hork-Bajir to this strange place.
Now there was something in his head. Khar could feel it. Get out! Khar kept yelling. Get out!
Scream all you like, the thing replied.
Khar was surprised. It — he — was alive.
You belong to me now.
Khar kept trying. Out of my head! Go back to water! My head is mine!
Khar tried to run. But he could no longer move his legs. He could not move at all. He felt something else moving his own body. Get out! Or I make you get out!
The creature in his head laughed. Threaten me? What will you do? Your body is mine now! Your eyes are mine! Your limbs are mine!
Khar sensed the excitement of the creature.
He is happy, Khar noted. Why? Khar was afraid and angry, and the creature's good mood was not helping him at all."Well, Esplin-Nine-Four-Double-Six, rrrr-what do you-rrr think?"
From "Enter The Insane" by Salad Shooter
See you there! *waves hyperishly*