Chapter 38
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AN: What does everyone think if I end the story and then add some more to it after vacation? Oh yeah, and preps stop flaming! If you don't like the story then take my quiz, okay? Then you will see if you're gothic or not! (Wait… what? According to your logic, if they don't like the story then they're a prep, so why would they need to go take a quiz to see if they're 'gothic' or not?)
Satan and I walked to his car. It was black, with pentagrams painted all over it. The license plate said '666' just like Draco's car. I seductively got in. Satan started driving, and we talked about Satanism, cutting, music, and being gothic. (What stimulating conversation… not! Not that I'm really one to talk, because I almost never have meaningful conversations. Except for that one time I was stoned…)
"Oh my Satan, Gerard is so fucking hot!" Satan said as we smoked sum weed. Bi guys are so sensitive. I love them. Go fuck a gay guy. (But they don't like us. We don't have penises.)
"Lol, I totally decided to not commit suicide when I hear 'Helena,'" I said in a flirty voice. "Hey Satan? Do you know how to cure people addicted to Veritaserum?"
"Well…" he thought. "I think you have to drink vampire blood."
Suddenly, Satan parked the car behind a black movie theater. We got out of the car and walked inside. Satan bought us tickets to The Exorcist. In it, a boy and a girl were doing it. (Why would you play chess OR make tacos when you're in a horror movie!?!) Suddenly, a serial killer killed them. (As serial killers are wont to do.) Satan and I laughed because we're sadists. (By the way, is this actually what happens in The Exorcist? I never saw the movie.)
While Satan was watching the movie, I had an idea. I sexily took Satan's black, gothic, Nightmare Before Christmas cigar from his pocket, put some Amnesia potion on it, and put it back in his pocket. Satan turned around and started to smoke it. Black clouds of smoke with red pentagrams in them floated around his head.
"OMG!" Satan yelled, jumping up. I gasped because I was afraid he had noticed. "Ebony, guess what?"
I knew that the Amnesia potion had worked. (What? How? All he said was 'Guess what'!)
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." (Then how did you know what it was? And why wouldn't it work? If we took guns back to Ancient Egypt they'd still kill people!) "Too bad, because I wanted to use some on you."
"Cool," I said, raising my eyebrow suggestively. (Why is what is basically date rape cool people? Why?) And then he sexily took off my clothes and we started to make out. I took off his shirt. He had six pack just like Gerard Way! We made out some more.
"Excuse me, but you are going to have to leave," said the lady behind us. She was a prep.
"Fuck you!" I shouted. I attacked her and sucked out all her blood.
"No!" she screamed. All the preps in the theater screamed, but everyone else clapped because Satan and I looked so cute together. We left the move theater.
"Zomg, how did you do that?" Satan asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a vampire," I said as we got in the car.
"Seriously?" he gasped.
"Yeah, seriously," I said, drinking some beer. Satan started driving. I smiled happily.
"It's too bad we didn't get to see the rest of the movie, don't you think?"
"Yeah," I said as we kissed passively. (Ooh, Satan not a good kisser?) Satan parked in a black driveway next to the place where Draco and I had watched GC for the first time. We walked inside where Marilyn Manson was playing, and we started to mosh.
"Anti-people, now you've gone to far, Jesus Christ superstar!" screamed Marilyn on the stage. (Don't know if those are the right lyrics, don't really give a crap either.) We did the devil fingers. I started to dance really close to Satan. He was so sexy! He looked at me all emo. With his gothic red eyes he looked exactly like Mikey Way. I almost got an orgasm! (Okay then… that's not weird at all…) Suddenly Marilyn Manson stopped singing.
"I would like to present… XBlakXTearX!" he shouted. I ran onstage. Lucius, Samaro, Snape, and Hades were there. They started to play their instruments.
"Well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say!" I sang. (I don't own the lyrics to that song) My voice sounded like a cross between Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Way. Everyone clapped, and Satan got an erection. "I'm not okay!" I sang finally. Suddenly Lucius started playing the song wrong by mistake.
"OMFG!" yelled James. (You mean 'Samaro?')"What the fuck?"
"Woops, I'm sorry," said Lucius, fixing it.
"You fucking asshole!" James (Samaro?) shouted angrily.
"You guys are such preps," Snape said. "Come on, it was a mistake."
"Yeah it's not his fault!" said Sirius. (But I thought your stupid name for him was Hades!)
"No, he ruined the fucking song!" yelled Samaro. (And we're back to the stupid names. And actually, the one who ruined the song was 'Samaro' with all his shouting in the middle of it. Just saying…)
"You guys, stop!" I shouted angrily. But it was too late. They all began to fight. Suddenly, Samaro took out his knife.
"OMFG no!" shouted Lucius as James (Stick to one set of names please, this is driving me insane!) tried to shoot off his arm. (Wait… since when can knifes shoot things?)
And then I jumped sexily in front of the bullet. (Especially bullets?)
"No!" yelled everyone. But it was too late, and everything went black.
Zoe's AN: Hey guys, I'm so sorry for not updating in forever, but I am now! And since the next chapter is the hacker chapter, I'm putting it up with absolutely no corrections from me. On a completely unrelated side note, I accidentally set all my email from this site go to my spam box. Does anyone know how to unspammify it? I have a Yahoo email, if that helps. Please help me!