Hey guys sorry about the short chapter I was really tired and mentally drained so without further ado, here's the next chapter so enjoy.

'And that's how I met tayuya and the rest of the girls' said Naruto before taking a sip of coffee as he and his new wives walked through the school gates all ready for a day of hell.

'Really?' asked moka as she was seriously wondering how Naruto managed to make four girls like him when not trying and then marring four other girls from different dimensions.

'yep, really' said Naruto as he moved his right hand just in front of his face and looked at his watch.

'It's 9:15…. Are you sure that there was school today?' asked Naruto looking towards ruby, who looked confused at him.

'I have no idea what you're on about Naruto-kun' stated ruby with a tilt of her head.

Naruto twitched before turning to the one who told him.

'Moca….why did you tell me that ruby said we had to go to school?' asked Naruto while looking at moka with a suspicious eye.

At this Moca started to move her eyes left to right rapidly. Before looking at both kaguya and ruby.

Suddenly they all disappeared in a poof of smoke….

Naruto watched as the smoke slowly dispersed…

'DAMMIT KAGUYA!' screamed Naruto as he started to walk towards his home while mumbling about how kaguya now a days liked to play pranks on him and how the rest of the girls helped her. Probably because he was strict when training them in blacklight. But seriously if you accidently consume someone then that's it no revival jutsu because there is no body to revive.

Not looking where he was going, he nudged shoulders with another man. Looking up he saw a man with short slick white hair, black jacket with a white undershirt and maroon coloured jeans. Making eye contact with him he could see a white dragon hidden behind his eyes.

'Watch it buddy' said the white haired man, only to get slightly shocked at Naruto's reply.

'Whatever dragon boy' said Naruto as he looked blankly at the man across from him.

The man looked at Naruto critically for a few moments….. Before a look of realisation appeared.

'….you're the man that laid waste to the group of fallen angles and angles right?' asked the man as he pointed a finger at Naruto.

'…You know pointing is rude right?' asked Naruto with a slight grin on his face as he watched the man narrow his eyes. 'But yes that was me…do you want a front row seat of how easy it was?' asked Naruto with his fist's clenching and unclenching.

The man smiled before suddenly activating his armour. It was similar to the other kid's gauntlet but instead of just a gauntlet it was a full set of armour which was coloured white with blue outlining.

Naruto just sighed there were a few reasons why he didn't want to fight at the moment. 1 there was people around the area. 2 he really wanted to get home. 3 he wanted to have sex with his girls. 4 he had to write the next instalment of hooked. And finally 5…. He just couldn't be very bothered.

The man with dragon armour started talking.

'You may call me the vanishing dragon' said the man within the dragon designed suit.

'Hmm ok I'll call you baby dragon then' said Naruto as he prepared to move, only to see rias Gremory and her friends pop up.

The man looked at the group for a bit, and landed his gaze at Issei for a bit before turning his head back to Naruto.

'They are not strong enough to fight me, now shall we continue?' asked the vanishing dragon

Naruto smirked and disappeared within a blink of the eye.

The man in the suit turned his head and looked in shock as Naruto was holding the back of his neck.

SLAM, SLAM, SLAM

Naruto looked down towards the body within a newly created crater with nothing but joy. He could actually go home now!

'Graa….if you think…that will….keep me down…..you are MISTAKEN!' screamed the man within the suit as he blasted up towards the sky and pointed a hand at Naruto.

'DIE!' screamed the man within the suit as he fired a beam at him.

The Gremory group looked shocked; there was no way someone could survive that!

Naruto just looked at the beam for a bit before sticking a finger out and began to collect some hollow energy at the tip of his finger.

Bala

The small red ball flew at the beam extremely fast and then started to cut through the beam like it was nothing.

Rias Gremory was gapping, how did this….thing do that? How is he doing this? And would he be able to join her peerage?

The man in the suit's eyes dimidiated, he saw the attack coming but couldn't move.

Squelch

Silence ran throughout the clearing.

The small red ball of energy shot through the man's shoulder and continued to go flying.

Naruto just looked at the energy ball flying away with a raised eye brow. Kage told him that those things explode and even showed him. Although he did mention that there would be some force needed to make it explode….and apparently his attacks can go through armour and a body and still not explode….that's kinda cool.

The man in the suit looked at his shoulder for a few moments….before flying away at his fastest speed, only to get kicked in his back sending him further and faster away.

Naruto landed on a house's roof after he kicked the man in the suit further away.

Naruto looked at his watch 9:20.

Raising his hands behind his head Naruto teleported back to his house, intent on doing the five things he mentioned to himself.

When he disappeared he hadn't played attention towards the Gremory group, who were discussing how to add him to their peerage.

(Few days later)

'Naruto…..why did you buy the public pool when we have one?' asked moka as she looked towards the dirty and gritty public pool which was near the school.

Naruto looked at her with a grin, and then pushed her in. This made everyone look in shock as moka fell to her doom.

SPLASH

….

Suddenly moka jumped right out and slugged Naruto across the face.

'YOU ASSHOLE! You know that me and the other Moca can't swim unless….its…..' suddenly moka became quiet. Soon everyone noticed something…..she wasn't on the ground screaming in pain….

Naruto grinned; guess he was right after all.

'Well it looks like I was right. The blacklight virus made all your weaknesses disappear. So now water doesn't affect you and Moca here.' Said Naruto as he rubbed his hand on Moca's head, who just blushed and pouted at him.

Everyone looked at Naruto in shock. How did he know that? How did he know that the blacklight virus would cure their weakness?

Naruto brought them out of their train of thoughts with summoning hundreds of clones.

'Ok men! Clean up the pool and add self-cleaning seals all around' said Naruto watching as the mob of clones nod their head and disappear. And within three seconds the pool was clean and sealed, along with the canteen and entry.

Naruto then went through some handsigns before summoning new clean chairs and tables along with multiple wood clones which transformed using their true transformation jutsu to turn into different people to become staff going back to the pool, Naruto used his water manipulation to drain all the dirty water out and replace it with his own clean water that he gained from the atmosphere.

Naruto looked back at his girls before snapping his fingers, making his cloths change into a pair of black swimming trunks and some red shades with black lenses resting on top of his long spiky hair.

'Last one In has to clean the house!' shouted Naruto as he jumped straight into the pool….or would of tried to if he didn't slip…..

SPLASH, SPLASH, SPLASH, SPLASH

Naruto looked to see the girls already within the water and laughing at him.

It was at that moment Naruto's pride crumbled. Until a bucket load of water smashed his face. Looking up he saw a grinning ruby with her wand out for show.

Naruto's eye twitched…before he laughed and then jumped into the water in a cannon ball landing….or would of if he hadn't over jumped the whole pool….

Standing up Naruto just walked to the pool, ignoring his wives laughing at him.

(Next day)

'I forgot how nice it was walking through a forest' muttered Naruto as he walked through a luscious forest just outside of the city he and his wives lived.

Looking around Naruto started to notice a lake with a mist circling around it….well that was normal.

So Naruto did what Naruto would do. He walked towards the lake. While walking closer to the lake he noticed that he could see a slight barrier around the lake and a few metres out from the lakes edge. Looking forward he saw a sword wedged in a massive rock, although it looked chipped and cracked, he could feel it was sentient. Looking at the lake's water, he noticed that it was not lighter near the edges and it looked….heavy….

Activating his sharingan in one eye and the byakugan in the other he saw something he thought was only a myth that he found in the techno world…a monster with nine heads….the Greek legend itself…a hydra… What somewhat scared Naruto himself was the multiple hydra heads grinning at him….that was kinda fucked…..

Looking back at the sword he shrugged, he could just consume the hydra if they fought.

Placing one foot on the water. He used his chakra to hold him steady although he did feel a slight movement from the hydra at the very bottom of the lake. Placing his other foot on the water he gathered his wits before walking across towards the sword, his eyes staying on the hydra down below.

Getting up to the sword he placed his hand on the handle. Only to jump into the sky as a hydra head appeared. How the hell did that thing get from the bottom of the lake to the surface! Sure he could but that thing was massive and the lake was like 15 kilometres down!

Moving his body with his Ki, he dodged a head aiming to eat him. Landing on another head he summoned his dragon fiend sword, which he enchanted with spiritual energy to make it all the more powerful.

Jumping back into the sky as one of the hydra heads smashed the other one; he held his sword up high and gathered his spiritual energy.

Kagetensio!

Firing a dark beam at the beast, he watched as one of the heads moved to take the hit.

BOOM

Looking at the used to be head he grinned, until he remembered something….cut off one head….

At that moment the stump where a head used to be grew two more hydra heads, which grinned at him…..

Two more take its place…..

Naruto tried to teleport behind the beast…..

Only to find out that he couldn't….he looked around and saw a bit of light flash…looking around he only saw the barrier…..

The barrier! Naruto looked up to see the barrier flashing for a few seconds after another attempting to teleport or freeze time.

Suddenly he looked to his right only to see a hydra head smash him into the barrier….which stopped him from flying out of the area.

Falling down towards the water, Naruto quickly landed on his feet using chakra to hold him up, he knew if he went into the water this fight would be hell of a lot harder. Looking up he saw one of hydra's ten heads dropping down above him.

Quickly dashing to the left he resealed his sword, and went placed his hands into a single handsign.

Katon: multi fire ball jutsu!

With that Naruto spewed out over 50 fireballs each the size of one hydra head.

Naruto dashed backwards when he saw the flames come together and strike the body of the hydra causing it to screech out in agony.

Naruto looked at the hydra's skin and saw that it was heavily burnt….until it put the burnt part of its body back into the water and completely healed.

'Goddamit! You can bloody heal your injured parts when you're in water? God fucking dammit!' screamed Naruto as he pointed his finger at the massive beast, who in turn smiled with its many heads.

Naruto was in a bit of a jam. The dam thing was massive and he couldn't exactly use his water ninjutsu on it, and his fire didn't exactly do much after it healed itself…. That just left his wind, earth, lightning, wood, storm and his newest element he mastered…..ice.

Not paying attention Naruto got caught with a by a massive neck while he was thinking of his numerous elements. Getting flung towards the barrier he pushed off it with as much strength as he could, which sent him flying at the hydra at the speed of light.

Barrelling through the beast he appeared onto the other side of the barrier and held himself using his chakra.

Looking back he saw that he had chopped through 3 heads and a shoulder….fuck.

Six heads appeared where he went through the original three all grinning at him.

What the fuck was with this thing and grinning?

Charging up futon chakra within him he leaped up into the highest spot of the dome.

Futon: spiralling shuriken disc's

Out came one hundred or so fuma shuriken the size of a regular human.

Naruto watched as each shuriken made of wind slice through the body and its many heads. Seeing the sentient sword right below him, he pushed against the barrier and plummeted right on the stone that held the sword. Quickly he grabbed the blade and with a mighty pull the blade came out.

Looking at the blade he watched as it started to glow golden and become a golden mist.

'Pull out your blade young one' spoke a mysterious voice. Naruto looked around with his byakugan and sharingan for anything within the area but nothing popped up he turned back to the golden mist and shrugged. He resummoned his arch dragon blade and held it forward; soon the gold mist went into the blade.

Naruto watched as his katana glowed gold before becoming covered in light. Soon the light vanished and his new katana was shown.

The handle was still the same only with the main cloth becoming gold with black diamond's running up the hilt of the blade, the crossgaurd was the exact same as ryu's if he remembered correctly and the blade….was pure gold with black and red running up through the middle on both sides.

Suddenly Naruto felt something within him stir, before he passed out on top of the water with the hydra wrapping its body around him making sure that Naruto won't get attacked.

The hydra moved one of its heads towards a certain part of the lake and spoke in a feminine tone.

'you were right lady of the lake, that was fun' said the hydra with a grin as it watched the mist part a bit to show a smiling face of a woman who looked to be in her twenty's with long brown hair and a red robe covering her body the woman walked close to Naruto's body as it floated with chakra.

'I told you so' spoke the woman who looked down on the man in front of her. Guess Gaia was right regarding him.

The lady of the lake looked down upon Naruto's determined face and grinned. Oh what he must be doing right now?

(Mindscape)

Naruto woke up with a start. Where was he? Looking around he saw destroyed buildings meaning he was where his hollow was. Walking towards where he heard snores he saw his hollow kage sleeping.

However he noticed that the sword kage held wasn't there.

'You know I'm standing right here' said a feminine voice, which made Naruto turn his head and look at that direction.

Standing there was a woman who seemed to be sending out similar power to the sword that he absorbed a few minutes ago….next to a alive hydra…..who he chopped all the heads off…

…oh fuck…..

'Ahem' said the woman noticing that Naruto was ignoring her if the sweat dropping from his head gave any indication.

Naruto looked at the lady once more, noticing that she had golden hair and delicate features along with pail skin, well the skin that he could see which was just her face, neck and a bit of her breasts.

Looking down he saw that there was a sword poking out of her long robe, which was similar to Kaguya's old one except there was no magatama or tomoe any ware.

Deciding to greet himself as it was the only thing he could, Naruto grinned 'hi there names Naruto Otsutsuki what's yours?' asked Naruto was a hand in front of him ready to shake. Only for the woman to flick away.

'You accepted my power yet you don't know my NAME! What is wrong with you child!' said the lady as she slapped Naruto over the head.

'Ow! What the hell lady I only felt some energy coming from a sword how the hell should I know who you are! And I didn't accept it! It was the only thing I thought that would kill the bloody hydra surrounding the god dam lake!' said Naruto as he kept blocking the slaps of the woman until she stopped randomly.

'Hydra?' asked the woman with a tilt of her head. There was never a hydra surrounding or under the lake.

Naruto looked at her stupidly. 'Did you not notice the massive hydra just chilling at the bottom of the lake? Seriously? The thing popped up and I was stuck in a barrier with it and I couldn't escape from the dam thing.' Said Naruto opening up a memory of him fighting the hydra, which the lady just watched with fascination.

After the end of the memory the lady just looked at Naruto apologetically 'well then. I am sorry I had attacked you when you indeed didn't have a choice at all' said the lady as she bowed her head slightly in forgiveness before looking back up. 'My name is Ex, and I am the sentient that you felt within the blade, which is called Excalibur, and I am kind of surprised that you found my true form' said Ex as she watched through Naruto's memory again.

Naruto just looked at Ex for a bit before falling on his ass. How in the fucking hell did he find the Excalibur, the one king author apparently used back in one of the history books he read.

He looked at the woman Ex again and felt that she wasn't the reason he passed out though, and since kage was asleep…who brought him here?

'I did' spoke a voice behind him. Looking back he saw a man with black hair crimson eyes and black wings similar to fallen angles, although he also had horns prodding through his head. He only also wore black pants.

'My name is Lucifer…. Did you hear that?' asked the man in front of Naruto with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto looked at him stupidly. 'Um yea I did Lucifer right?' asked Naruto before he saw a blade similar to kage's appear in front of him.

Naruto looked towards Lucifer for an explanation only to see the man pointing a finger at him.

'Naruto Otsutsuki….you have unlocked your shikai now it's time for you to unlock your bankai! Prepare to fight me when you awake or prepare to die against the True devil' said Lucifer as a long black katana appeared in his right hand.

Naruto looked the blade in front of him before summoning his Ex-dragon (his Excalibur/ arch dragon sword) and slammed it through his shikai blade which was the same as kage's.

Looking up at the 'True devil' in front of him he pointed his finger straight at him. 'Bring it' said Naruto as he started to wake up from his soulscape.

Lucifer grinned a bloodthirsty grin before looking at Ex with surprise.

'So the child who holds the True devil also holds Excalibur a sword of the gods?' asked Lucifer as he started to disappear before he heard Ex's words.

'He is no child…' said Ex as she began to watch Naruto's entire life.