Chapter 36: RAW: The Trump Stops Here
RAW was in Fresno, California and Bobby and Delancey arrived at the arena.
"Well, I'm about to head to the Women's Locker Room," Delancey said.
"Okay," Bobby said.
"Please, Bobby, don't say anything to anybody until they find out tonight."
"Delancey, I won't say a word. I promise."
"Okay."
Delancey kissed Bobby on the cheek and the two went their separate ways.
Delancey walked down the hallway and when she reached the Women's Locker Room, Delancey knocked on the door.
"Who is it?" Nicole said from inside.
"It's Delancey," Delancey said.
"Come in," Tina said from inside.
Then Delancey walked inside.
"Hey, ladies," Delancey said.
"Hey, Delancey," Brittany said. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, of course, I came to see the show including the Women's Championship match which is tonight. Are you excited?"
"Yes, I am. Oh, my God, this is my second Women's Championship match and I am so ready to kick Melina's ass."
"Well, Rochelle told me to tell you that she's proud of you for taking this step and that she's rooting for you because you know she hates Melina."
"Well, I hate Melina, too."
"So, Nicole, when is your Maxim magazine cover coming out?"
"Sometime next month and I'm gonna start shooting my movie for the entire month of May."
"Oh, you're gonna shoot the movie on your birthday?"
"Maybe."
"Maybe you'll get the day off for that day," Tina said.
"Hopefully."
Later, RAW was on and it was time for the Women's Championship match between Brittany and Melina.
Delancey and the Chain Gang Diva Squad were in the Women's Locker Room.
"Okay, Brit, this is it," Delancey said. "You ready?"
"Yes, I am, yes I am," Brittany said pumping herself up. "Melina has never beaten me and she doesn't stand a chance against me."
"Well, please take that title away from her," Delancey said. "She doesn't deserve it."
"Yeah," Tina said.
"Oh, don't worry, I will," Brittany said.
"Well, good luck out there," Delancey said.
"Thanks, Delancey."
Then Delancey and Brittany hugged each other and Brittany, Nicole, and Tina left the Women's Locker Room.
Delancey then turned on the TV and sat on the bench.
At the arena, Johnny Nitro's entrance theme played and Melina came out from the curtain with photographers coming out taking pictures of her.
"The following match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WWE Women's Championship," Lillian Garcia announced. "Introducing first from Los Angeles, California, she is the WWE Women's Champion, Melina."
Melina walked down the aisle and did her ring entrance. Melina was prancing around carrying the Women's Title belt and then Brittany's new entrance theme, "Move Along" by the All-American Rejects, which was Layla's old entrance theme, played and she came out from the curtain with Nicole and Tina following her.
"And her opponent being accompanied by Tina Alexander and Nicole Mitchell, from Manhattan, New York, Brittany Swanson," Lillian announced.
Nicole was wearing a pink sheer tie-up front halter babydoll, white halter bustier, green camouflage pants, and her hair straight. Tina was wearing a pink short sleeve shrug, white miniskirt, and her hair curled. Brittany was wearing a pink open halter midriff top, black halter bikini top, pink shorts, and her hair straight. The three Divas walked down the aisle and went into the ring. Brittany got on one of the turnbuckles and raised her left arm in the air. She got back down and Nicole and Tina left the ring as the referee raised the title belt in the air and called for the bell.
Brittany and Melina stared each other down for a minute and then they locked up. Melina pulls down Brittany by the hair and starts to punch her on the mat. Brittany counters into a roll up and the two women brawl on the mat. Brittany misses a dropkick and Melina talks trash to Nicole and Tina. Melina throws Brittany into the corner and chokes her with the boot. Melina ties her up in the ropes, applies a submission, and covers for two.
Melina tosses Brittany to the mat and then clocks in with a Camel Clutch. Brittany counters out and blocks a charge in the corner. Brittany tosses Melina around and throws her in the corner. Brittany hits a bulldog for two and Brittany gets a charging clothesline in the corner, but is met by Melina's elbow. Melina climbs up the turnbuckle for a crossbody but Brittany moves out of the way. Then Brittany stands on Melina's hair and pulls her up twice.
Brittany picks up Melina and nails some punches to the face and hits a couple of clotheslines. Then Brittany sets up for the Big Apple but Melina rakes Brittany's face and rolls her up for a two count. Melina screams at this and Brittany nails a baseball slide sending Melina out of the ring. Brittany gets out of the ring and nails some chops to Melina's chest. Brittany sends Melina back into the ring.
Melina staggers up and Brittany kicks Melina in the gut. Brittany nails a DDT and gets up on the turnbuckle and nails the Moonsault. Then Brittany picks up Melina and nails the Big Apple, a spinning bulldog, and pins Melina for the three count.
"Here is your winner and new WWE Women's Champion, Brittany Swanson," Lillian announced.
Brittany stood in the ring in shock and amazement as Nicole and Tina got into the ring and hugged her. Brittany then sat down on her knees covering her mouth with both hands as the referee handed her the Women's Championship belt. Brittany looked at it and took it from the referee as she started to cry. Brittany stood up and her arms were raised by the referee, Nicole, and Tina. Jeff Hardy got into the ring, Brittany ran to Jeff, and she hugged him. Then John came into the ring and hugged Brittany as well. Then the men picked her up on their shoulders as Brittany raised her title belt in the air. John and Jeff then put her down as Brittany went up on one of the turnbuckles and raised the title belt in the air. She got back down and everyone left the ring. Nicole. As everyone was walking up the ramp and as they were about the reach the back, Brittany turned around and once again raised the title belt in the air. Then the gang went to the back.
Back in the Women's Locker Room, Delancey was cheering and applauding and then she immediately left.
Delancey ran down the hallway until she reached the entrance to the arena and John, Jeff, and the girls came out of it.
"Brittany," Delancey said as she ran to Brittany and hugged her. "Congratulations, girl. You did it."
"Thank you," Brittany said as Delancey pulled away.
"So, how does it feel to be the Women's Champion?"
"Oh, my God, there are no words to describe this. I'm completely speechless at the moment."
"Well, the Women's Championship is back with the Chain Gang where it belongs and we are gonna celebrate tonight," Nicole said.
"Yeah," Tina said.
"Well, I love to stay and chat, but I got business to take care of," Delancey said. "So I'll see you guys later."
"Okay," Jeff said.
"Hey, D," John said, "ask Bobby if he wants to come with us."
"Okay, I will," Delancey said as she walked away.
Then back at the arena, Vince McMahon's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. Vince showed off the barber's chair that was sitting at the top left of the ramp and did his usual strutting down the ramp with a microphone in his hand and went into the ring.
"Well, how about it, folks? How about it?" Vince said. "You can't go anywhere in the world without hearing about this. At Wrestlemania, it's the Battle of the Billionaires. It's Trump versus McMahon and just a reminder of the stipulation of this match, Donald Trump is about to select someone who represents himself, some superstar. Now when that person loses, I'm certain that he will lose my representative, Donald Trump, I'm gonna shave your head bald. Likewise, if your representative were to defeat mine, you shave my head bald. But then again, if my aunt grew a set of testicles, then she would be my uncle. You see, Donald, with all your billionaire friends in society, I don't know what's worse for you, Donald. When you lose the match and I shave your head bald, I will give you a Billionaire Bitch Slap. So who's it gonna be, Donald? Let me see. I know who it is. No, no, no, wait a minute, I know who's not. Let's take you back to Friday Night Smackdown." Then the Titantron showed footage of Vince and Umaga attacking Rey Mysterio. "Now allow me to introduce to you the man who will ensure me victory at Wrestlemania, the 348-pound Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga."
Umaga's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain with Armando Alejandro Estrada who was holding the Intercontinental Title belt. The two walked down the ramp and got into the ring
"Hey, Trump, take a look at this, Trump," Vince said. "Let me remind you of something. There's no other expression. I think you built your empire pretty much on this creto, actually, it's an old song, 'Anything you can do, I can do better.' And you know what, Donald? You pretty much done exactly that. I mean, someone builds a tall skyscraper, you built a taller one. Someone builds a glamorous casino and Trump, you built a more glamorous one. Wait a minute, I got one for you. Someone marries a really hot looking chick, Donald Trump gets divorced and marries a hotter one. Make no mistake about it, Trump. This is one thing you cannot do better. This is my creation, this is Wrestlemania. And if you say you can do better than me at Wrestlemania, Donald Trump, I'm gonna turn you in a bald-faced liar because my name is Vincent Kennedy McMahon."
Then Donald Trump appeared on the Titantron.
"Are you done, Vince?" Donald said. "Are you finally done? You're wrong about that. I can do you one better all the time. I'll always beat you, Vince. I'm impressed with your man, Umaga. He is an animal. You know it, I know it, everybody knows that Umaga is an animal and that's why the appropriate thing is to do to animals, you know what it is, Vince, it's called tame them. Very simple, little children know that. You have animals, you tame them and the only way that I know how to really tame an animal is to find someone or something that's superior. Like I said, Vince, I can do you one better than you all the time. So allow me to introduce to you the man who will be directly responsible for me shaving your head bald at Wrestlemania, my man, the ECW World Champion, the great Bobby Lashley. Come on, Bobby."
Bobby's entrance theme played and he came out from the curtain. He did his thing with the pyro and Delancey then came out from the curtain. Delancey was wearing a darlingly low-cut green camouflage mini dress and black boots. Bobby and Delancey walked down the ramp and Bobby jumped on the apron with the pyro going off. He got into the ring and then held the ropes for Delancey to come into the ring. Bobby then went to face-to-face with Umaga with Vince standing in the middle.
"Before anything happens out here," Vince said, "I think maybe we need have security come down. Come down here, please. Gentlemen, I'm asking……damn it, send me security." A bunch of refs and security come out to keep the two apart. "Send me some more security."
Then some more security come into the ring and then Vince was talking trash to Bobby and put his hand on Bobby's chest. Bobby shoved it away and Umaga gets a cheap shot and Bobby tries to fight back, but too many men get between them. The two are pulled apart but brawl some more and security pulls them apart again. Umaga knocks off a few men and Bobby jumps on Umaga and sends Umaga to the floor and they brawl around the ring. Bobby and Umaga is knocked down behind the announcer's table and Bobby leaps off the apron and goes for Umaga again as they continue to brawl as RAW went to a commercial break.
Several minutes later, Delancey was going to be in an interview with new RAW Diva and interviewer, Kimberly Montgomery, who's been in the WWE for almost a month.
Kimberly was 24 years old with long brunette hair and brown eyes and she was Asian-Korean-American. Kimberly was from Dallas, Texas and she has a background in gymnastics, track & field, karate, and kickboxing. Before coming to the WWE, Kimberly was a fitness model, like Nicole, Tina, Brittany, and Rochelle, for a year before spending another year training to be a wrestler.
Kimberly was wearing an aqua green vest-styled top, light denim jeans, black and white striped arm warmers, and part of her hair was in a ponytail in the back with the rest hanging down.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, Smackdown Diva, Delancey Scott," Kimberly said as Delancey came forward. "Delancey, you must be really excited that Donald Trump chose ECW World Champion Bobby Lashley as his representative to face Mr. McMahon's representative, the Intercontinental Champion, Umaga."
"Oh, yes," Delancey said. "Kimberly, what you and everyone else saw was a brawl that was very interesting and Bobby Lashley was getting the best of Umaga just like John Cena did, twice in WWE Championship matches. You see, Donald Trump chose my boyfriend because he's stronger, powerful, and more dominate than ever before and that's why at Wrestlemania, I am so looking forward to Bobby defeating Umaga and Donald Trump shaving Mr. McMahon's hair bald."
Then Kimberly noticed Melina coming forward and Delancey turned around to face her.
"Thanks a lot, Delancey," Melina said. "Thanks again."
"What did I do?" Delancey said. "What did I do, Melina?"
"What did you do? Another Diva has a target on me and that same Diva took my Women's Championship."
"Your Women's Championship?"
"Yes, for almost six months, Brittany and I have faced each other in eight matches and I have never beaten her. And now as soon as I lose my Women's Championship to that bitch, here you come showing up. If you hadn't came to the WWE, then Nicole Mitchell, Rochelle Kennedy, and Brittany Swanson wouldn't spend their time messing with me and it's all your fault!"
"I tried to tell you, Melina, that your problems were gonna get worse, but you wouldn't listen. So it's only a matter of time before your ass is kicked out of here, and I'm sure that everyone would want to see that."
Then Kimberly started laughing.
"What are you laughing at, Kimberly?" Melina said.
"Hey, Kimberly has nothing to do with this," Delancey said, "and if you wanna pick a fight with another Diva, you have to go through me."
"Well, let me tell you something. I hope Umaga can beat your boyfriend at Wrestlemania because I would love to see Donald Trump have his head shaved bald."
"Oh, we'll see about that, bitch."
Then Melina walked away with Delancey still staring at her.
After RAW was over, Bobby and Delancey, along with John, Jeff Hardy, Nicole, Tina, and Brittany went to Club Fred to celebrate their victories. Jeff Hardy won his qualifying Money-in-the-Bank match and John and Shawn Michaels retained the tag team titles against Edge and Randy Orton.
While everyone at the club was dancing, drinking, and having a great time, the gang was sitting at a table making a toast.
"Here's to a victorious night including the road to Wrestlemania," Delancey said.
"Here, here," everyone else as they tipped their glasses and took a sip.
"Okay, I'm only drinking one because I don't wanna get a hangover the next day."
"Well, come on, let's dance," Nicole said.
"Yeah, let's dance," Tina said.
"Okay," Delancey said as the girls got up.
"You boys wanna join us?" Brittany said.
"Nah, you girls go ahead," Jeff said.
"Okay."
Then the girls went to the dance floor.
"Man, Bobby," John said, "I still can't believe Donald Trump chose you to be his representative for the Battle of the Billionaires match at Wrestlemania and you and Delancey kept this a secret."
"Yeah, it's big," Jeff said.
"I know," Bobby said. "I'm gonna do whatever I can to win this match. I am not going to let Mr. Trump down, I'm not going to let WWE fans down, I'm damn sure not going to let myself down, and most importantly, I'm not gonna let Delancey down either."
"It sounds like you and Delancey are getting along great."
"Oh, yeah, everything is great. I'm telling you, my first year in the WWE, I didn't expect to fall in love with her; but now that I'm with her, I'm doing my best not to hurt her. You should see how Delancey is with my little girl. She treats her as if she was her own daughter and she spoils her too."
Then the men laughed.
"Sounds like Delancey wants to be a part of your family and that happens to be her next goal in life: having a family," John said. "Do you want to marry Delancey?"
"Most definitely," Bobby said. "I mean, we've been together for almost seven months and things are getting good."
"Well, we'll be rooting for you," Jeff said.
"Thanks, Jeff."
Then Bobby turned his head and looked at Delancey who was dancing with Nicole, Tina, and Brittany.
Several minutes later……
"Alright, everyone. It's karaoke time," the emcee said on the stage and everyone applauded. "For all tourists that don't know how the rules go in the club, here it is, plain and simple. You're the judge. If you hate 'em, tell 'em. If you like 'em, let them perform. Be loud, be fair, and be generous if you like what you hear. So, come on, do we have any volunteers here tonight?"
Everyone raised their hands and were shouting.
"What do you say?" Delancey said. "You girls dare to say?"
"I'm game if you girls are," Nicole said.
Then Tina and Brittany looked at each other.
"Let's go," Tina and Brittany said.
Then the girls walked over to the stage. They each grabbed a microphone and waited for the DJ to play a song. The DJ started playing the introduction of the instrumental version of "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera and the girls started dancing.
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
Candy man, candy man
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
(Nicole)
Sweet
(Delancey)
Sugar
(Brittany)
Candy
(Tina)
man
(Nicole)
Hey
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me working up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one stop shop, makes my panties drop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
Ooh, yeah, yeah
He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
(Delancey)
(A big surprise)
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
The gossip tonight will make tomorrow's headlines
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Nicole)
Ooh, yeah
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Scatting)
(Nicole)
Hey, yeah
(Scatting)
(Nicole)
Oh, yeah
(Scatting)
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
He's a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Nicole)
Oh
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Nicole)
Whoa, yeah
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
Well, by now I'm getting all bothered and hot
When he kissed my mouth, he really hit the spot
He got lips like sugar cane, oh
Good things come for boys who wait
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine)
Candy man, candy man
(Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine)
Candy man, candy man
(Nicole)
Sweet
(Delancey)
Sugar
(Brittany)
Candy
(Tina)
man
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
He's a one stop, gotcha hot, makin all the panties drop
(Nicole)
Sweet
(Delancey)
Sugar
(Brittany)
Candy
(Tina)
man
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
He's a one stop, got me hot, makin' my uh pop
(Nicole)
Sweet
(Delancey)
Sugar
(Brittany)
Candy
(Tina)
man
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
He's a one stop, get it while it's hot, baby don't stop
(Sweet, sugar)
He got those lips like sugar cane
Good things come for boys who wait
He's a one stop shop with a real big uh
He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Nicole)
Say what
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Delancey)
Say
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Tina)
Woo
(Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany)
A sweet talkin' sugar coated candy man
(Nicole)
Oooh, whoa
Candy man,
Candy man,
Candy man,
Candy man
Candy man, candy man, candy man, candy man
(Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Tarzan and Jane were swingin' on a vine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Sippin' from a bottle of vodka double wine
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Jane lost her grip and down she fell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell
Squared herself away as she let out a yell)
Everyone in the club applauded and Nicole, Delancey, Tina, and Brittany hugged each other for a job well done. Then they looked at John, Bobby, and Jeff and gave them a thumbs up.