LAST THURSDAY NIGHT (Thank Thor It's Thursday!)
Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry
Wake up crashed into the floor
Know the feeling, pretty sore
Look around me and there's Thor
Passed out with his mortal hore
I got bruised up by my Bruce
Bullied, broken and abused
I was wrongfully accused
By the monster I set loose
Seems I lost my mind
Tried to take mankind
But failed, oh well...
It's a smashed-out blur
But I'm pretty sure
I ruled - damn!
Last Thursday night...
We went streaking in the dark
Doin' Shakespeare in the park
Hitched a ride back to Asgard
Last Thursday night...
Stole my foster mother's drapes
Turned them into sexy capes
Then we jumped from Empire State
Last Thursday night...
I did Coulson from behind
Oops, I think he kind of died
Shouldn't keep me unconfined
Last Thursday night...
Yes, I think I broke my jaw
I got hammered to the floor
A-aah
This Thursday I'll
Do it all again
This Thursday I'm
Gonna trash this realm!
With my magic stick of doom
I will make the mortals swoon
All my fangirls squeal and drool
Cause they like their villain cruel
Lost my helmet in a bet
Fury, you will sure regret
That you took me to your jet
Close your eye and beg for death
Seems I lost my mind
Tried to take mankind
But failed, oh well...
It's a smashed-out blur
But I'm pretty sure
I ruled - damn!
Last Thursday night...
Tony took to many shots
Couldn't stop my evil plots
I know we kissed, but he forgot
(I wiped his mind!)
I got shoved out of a plane
By my brother, he's insane
He set fire to the rain
(Got really mad!)
Hawkeye nested in the bath
Banner Hulked out in the lab
Tried to eat the tesseract
(He's getting fat!)
Yes, I think I broke my jaw
I got hammered to the floor
A-aah
This Thursday I'll
Do it all again
This Thursday I'm
Gonna trash this realm!
This Thursday I'll...
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
L.O.K.I!
Last Thursday night...
I took Barton on a date
Mind-controlled him (he's my slave)
Screamin' HATERS GONNA HATE
Last Thursday night...
Widow took it pretty grim
Swore to rip off all my limbs
But she's such a mewling quim
Last Thursday night...
I got physical with Steve
When he kicked right in my feels
I just wanted him to kneel
Last Thursday night...
Yes, I think I broke my jaw
I got hammered to the floor
A-aah
This Thursday I'll
Do it all again!