Chosen Zelos' Director Commentary Tu (2)

Hello, Chosen Zelos again. And I'll be giving you the commentary for the scene entitled "Wish They All Could Be Symphonia Girls" parodied off the Beach Boys tune "Wish They All Could Be California Girls". It wasn't very clever, then again no one looks at my titles anyway. Oh well, that was the scene where everyone went to the beach in their beach costumes. It had some sort of summer theme, even though I wrote it around August and that's when Summer is almost over for some people, but I didn't really care. Anyways, joining us tonight is a very special young lady. With us is lil lumber jack, Presea Combatir.

Presea: Thank you for letting me join you in a lame attempt to write a story that's not really a story but a follow up to a recent story that you felt would be just as good because you're lazy.

Nice to see you too. Granted, you had a very little part in this episode, but then again, you're very little in almost everything. Hehehe.

Presea: It wasn't funny the last six million seventy two hundred and six times you said that joke, and it's not funny now.

... Let's just start.

Genis: Unless of course we get a giant tidal wave to come and sweep us away.

Raine: Eeeeek!

Oh crap, it was going on while we were talking?

Presea: Yes, I didn't say anything about that since I wanted to finish my previous sentence, then it slipped my mind somewhat.

That's ok, I suppose.

Sheena gives Zelos her evil glare, and Zelos … STILL wouldn't stop talking.

Eeek!

Presea: What's wrong?

…That always scares ME.

Presea: The real Zelos seemed completely unaffected by this.

In that scene I wanted to show how by the length of their travels, their little traits sometimes affect each other, and sometimes they don't. Zelos has seen that look so many times, he's immune to it, and hence, can't be scared.

Presea: He always was a glutton for punishment.

Raine: … Thanks.

Zelos is chatting it up with the babes while the others go near some beach chairs, where Sheena and Raine sit down.

Raine: My … that certainly is an … INTERESTING swimsuit you have on Sheena.

Sheena: Yeah, it's the only one they had I guess, I think it's kinda cool.

Presea: … Mr. CZ?

…

Presea: You seem VERY focused on this scene.

…

Presea: Because you're not saying anything and looking at Sheena's chest.

…

Presea: I could say anything right now and you wouldn't hear it. I could say the only difference between you and a spider, is that the spider craps out something useful … ... ... ... ... ... ... ... see, the spider's but pushes out web strings to make webs for it's children. All you crap out is bad stories … that was what Regal told me was a "joke."

…

Presea: … I made a funny.

Lloyd: Professor, be nice, she's hot, VERY hot, sot hot I-

He realizes what he's saying and stops. Colette, Genis, Regal, Sheena, Raine and even Zelos from really far away stare at him as he blushes till he's as red as his patented red clothes.

Lloyd: Ahhh- HEY, Zelos wait up!

…

Presea: SIGH. I guess I'll do the commentary for a while. This is one of the only scenes CZ has written in a while that gives the impression of some SheenaXLloyd couple scenarios. He is a fan of that couple, but is willing to accomidate for others. The only other hint of that he puts in his writing was in a bad fanfic he destroyed with a flametorch. Lloyd pulled off this role well, because he's awkward.

Regal: … How come I'm the only guy who's not not wearing a shirt?

Sheena: Cuss if all the fangirls would go crazy.

Regal: I don't think I have many fangirls.

Presea: There was a joke going on during previous episode shootings that Regal had the least amount of fangirls. Everyone else had tons: Kratos, Zelos, Lloyd, even Sheena and Genis. This scene was meant to parody that, and in the end it took itself to a whole new level.

Zelos: Did I say Sylverant, haha, silly me. I meant Syl … Silver …. Silver City, New Mexico.

All Ladies: Oh.

Presea: Like they would know where that is. Right CZ?

Boy that Sheena really did a nice job filling out that swimsuit.

Presea: We stopped talking about that scene minutes ago!

…We did?

Presea: Yes, you were just in a horny vegetable state.

Aww, not again.

Zelos: From not being able to score.

Lloyd: Why would I want to … "score" with someone who wouldn't like where I'm from.

Presea: Lloyd in real life doesn't know what "scoring" means. Everytime we said that, he was looking for a soccer ball to kick.

Zelos: Ahhhh! Ladies wait! You're not sluts, I'm a slut! No!

Lloyd: Wow, Regal's popular with the ladies.

Presea: See, like I was saying before, we took this joke a little further. Now Regal actually has fangirls.

I was trying to be realistic with this. I mean sure, Regal's not the greatest character, but he's honest. And he's pretty well built, I figured chicks would go for that.

Presea: Right.

Zelos runs to where Sheena and Raine are relaxing on some beach chairs, while Presea sits in the sand.

Zelos: Hello hunnies.

Presea: Oh, hi Zelos.

Presea: This is my favorite.

Gee, I wonder why.

Presea: Oh … I see …

Zelos: You gonna go?

Presea: Yes … … … … … … … … … …

Presea: Why would I get in the way? Zelos had no problem hitting on the others while I was around.

I dunno, that scene was suggested to me by Forcystus, and he rarely had any screen time during any of the scenes in the game, so he barely showed up to watch the scenes he WASN'T in, so he BARELY knew about any other characer's behaviors and such. I told him Zelos even hits of Presea from time to time, but he just wasn't listening and … well, anyway, in the end this part was kinda funny so I just added it. It turned out ok in the en- Oh, because of this!

Sheena: One move towards us and I'll summon Volt to shoots thunder balls, aiming for your ridiculous speedo.

Raine: And I will not heal you until our time at the beach is over.

Zelos: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha, God I love those two. They work so well together in my scenes.

Presea: Tee hee.

…Tee hee?

Presea: What? I can't laugh?

… No.

Presea: … Oh yeah.

Genis: You're vision of a sand castle isn't very nice, or reasonable.

Colette: Have you ever built a sand castle before Presea?

Presea: I made a castle out of the giant sand box made of salt and pepper I had in my backyard, my old pet dog would spit on it to make it stick.

Presea: That sadly is true … my dog's name was Yippers, and I had to personally have him fixed because he kept humping squirrels.

… That's … that's messed up.

Presea: Sorry.

Genis: Oh well, twas a good way to kill an hour.

Zelos appears out of no where and jumps all over it.

Lloyd: What the!?

Zelos keeps stomping on it till it's no more. Colette is crying and the others just stare at the destruction.

Zelos: Hahahahahahaa! I'm destroying your sand castle, haha! I'm ruining your day, ahahahahaha-

Zelos devoted five weeks to this scene, studying to be the perfect Beach Bully. He kept watching as other jerks stomped on sand castles, kicked sand onto ice cream cones and kick children into the ocean. Zelos made a vacation out of it.

Presea: It shows.

Zelos: Eeeek.

Zelos runs like hell as Regal puts his new sandals on a test run (yes … sandals.)

I kept telling Regal to bring his Nikes, but he just didn't.

Lloyd: Holy Hell, what happened to you guys?

They both got sun burn to an incredible degree.

Raine and Sheena: … Oh no! Dammit!

I originally was gonna write it so that instead of getting sunburn, Sheena and Raine were seen wearing each other's clothes, implying they got drunk, made out naked and got dressed in a hurry. But the rest of the cast argued that it was good, but could be more along the lines of "clitche", along with the rest of the game. So instead, they fell asleep and got sunburn. I really felt a stab at the heart of my artistic vision.

Presea: Do all your artistic visions involve lesbian make out scenes.

Yup.

Genis: Yeah … the beach sucks.

Regal: It's not THAT bad.

Lloyd: Let's just go back to the hotel-

Presea: Was this suppose to be the moral of the story?

Presea, there is no moral. I just got bored and thought of a summer theme.

Presea: Of course.

Regal: After I buried Zelos 6 feet under.

Sheena: Sigh … we better go get him … tomorrow.

Funny thing about that, when … no, you tell them Presea.

Presea: Oh … well … instead of burying Zelos, Regal was just suppose to throw Zelos into the ocean. Hence explaining the pauses in Sheena's lines, she wasn't expecting that line of "6 feet under" and such. So she adlibbed the rest, really pulled a rabbit out of her bikini.

I originally wrote it as Regal throwing Zelos into the ocean, Zelos comes back with five mermaids by his side and Zelos finally found his hunnies. A happy ending. But it doesn't matter, it still turned out pretty funny.

Presea: It seems like we have trouble actually following the script.

Yeah … but I didn't hire you guys for reading scripts, I did it for you to make me laugh. And you guys do.

Presea: … Thanks.

The fact that you are all idiots is a sad bonus prize.

Presea: I could chop your head off.

Fair enough. This concludes the commentary for this episode. I'm Chosen Zelos.

Presea: I'm Presea Combatir.

Thanks y'all, and God Save the Queen.

Presea: You're British?

No.

Presea: … Ok.

End.